Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Thread has generally been great lately but "Tromboneliness" is one for the ages. I can only imagine it's a whole album of sad-trombone.

I have an Amy Schumer-esque "I can't decide if she's hot" internal dialogue going every time I see old pics of Bette Midler

If hot means that guy from Twisted Sister, then yes.

yeah let's turn this into a 'hpt or not' thread

was going to mention that the cover of 'Wringing Applause' = the only picture of B.A. Robertson I've ever seen where he looks sort of hot

omg @ Tromboneliness thread winnah DrC otm

Georgie Fame, "All Me Own Work"

http://www.netvinyls.com/images/large/ROK2000/ROK0001670_LRG.jpg

Bizarrely this was released on Ardent Records, and seems to have been at least partly recorded at Ardent Studios, hence the involvement of Terry Manning... yet it was produced by Georg Kajanus, later frontman of Sailor! I want to hear it now!

BA Robertson's career always seems little incomprehensible but imo it's just that he was a good networker. He seemed to be able to surround himself with super-session men - Herbie Flowers, Davy Graham, the guys from AWB, Billy Livsey, Steve Harley's band and so on. The connection with George Kajanus is that he and Robertson shared the same music publisher, Steve Morris Music. Seems like there is a lot of cross-pollination between a pretty lacklustre roster of artists - Robertson, Kajanus, Stephen Bishop, Yvonne Elliman (who also recorded at Ardent). They recorded each others songs, did a duet or two etc. eg. Robertson did a heinous vocal cover of ABBA's Arrival with Frida on the same album that Stephen Morris wrote a song or two.

It's a little embarrassing that I know even vague details of all this btw.

'Bang Bang' was great.

Important BA Robertson moment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDK1dMNAJno

Aye, gerritupye Brian, cheeky article.

"Tromboneliness" is one for the ages. I can only imagine it's a whole album of sad-trombone.

it's actually quite good... if you like solo trombone improv! think mangelsdorff has a few titles that wouldn't be out of place here.

http://ring.cdandlp.com/longplay/photo_grande/114750371.jpg

tequila mockingbird by ramsey lewis

To continue with the jazz for a minute

http://www.soulbrother.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/new-29009.jpg

http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/5e/b4/0036b45e.jpeg

http://cdn.discogs.com/iAawraNViANye2uYgsIFfE9QCrg=/fit-in/393x400/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-1023681-1185272706.jpeg.jpg

Weight - One Man's Queen Is Another Man's Sweat Hog

alternate horrible title for the French release - 'The Night The Pig Got Loose'

http://cdn.discogs.com/n6XtB4sCOC1LNPLQTUxhmOUSEqA=/fit-in/400x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-4132511-1356373566-4865.jpeg.jpg

I dig the ones with gatefold based gags, for example

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/You_Broke_My_Heart_So_I_Busted_Your_Jaw_cover.jpg

http://shop.totallyvinyl.com/img/uploads/images/Spooky%20Tooth/SPOOKY_TOOTH_YOU_BROKE_MY_HEART_LP_IN_Copy.jpg

Spooky Tooth ‎– You Broke My Heart So...I Busted Your Jaw

'one of the few bands who can create heavy rock and roll with subtlety and soul' according to the sleevenotes

appears on spotify as 'You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Law' for some reason

Jeez Weight are mean

yeah, ughhhh

http://eil.com/images/main/Big-Jim-Sullivan-Big-Jims-Back-396194.jpg

Big Jim Sullivan ‎– Big Jim's Back

Have I already posted that? Or did I almost post it? I've been in this thread too long, I'm losing it.

I did a search before posting and couldn't find it, but it does looks sort of familiar, so maybe? we really need a masterlist of horrible 70s album titles so we can avoid this kind of confusion

have we had this one? Goose Creek Symphony ‎– "Do Your Thing But Don't Touch Mine"

http://cdn.discogs.com/6ksEJQOkf2qJ83TWWwangLkvcpI=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-2913728-1307188632.jpeg.jpg

Have I already posted that? Or did I almost post it? I've been in this thread too long, I'm losing it.

We have definitely had that one (xp) Once you've seen that sleeve it's hard to get it out of your head.

It's sad day indeed when Derek 'St. Del' Bailey ends up in this thread.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Zu5CAPdL7bs/U1LB72qb0XI/AAAAAAAAFE8/b_2NP1Z33rE/s1600/Front.JPG

http://second-hand-records.de/bilder/lp/P1120979.jpg

haha I started making a master list once but got daunted by thread length, hmmm

Yesterday at work somebody asked me for help when I was swamped and I almost replied "I've got my own album to do" but realized it would have made zero sense.

hahahaha

lol

irl lol

LET'S MAKE THIS A THING

not an album but reminded me of this thread:

http://i.imgur.com/l6FaO7N.jpg

^^ i've got that book, the photos in it are quintessenially 70s

well I said it, my coworker ran with it, it's happening

Steve Fincham: Need the Weekend Off?

Local private press LP from, I'm gonna guess about '83.

we could be witnessing the actual birth of a meme here

one might even say the
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/InvisibleTouch86.jpg

Yesterday at work somebody asked me for help when I was swamped and I almost replied "I've got my own album to do" but realized it would have made zero sense.

― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, July 30, 2015 10:59 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I did this today! My friend wants me to contribute to something he's writing, and after agreeing he told me to "get on it then", to which I replied with Mr. Wood's words.

This thread has made record stores more enjoyable for me, always keeping an eye out for more titles

YES!

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I found one last weekend but it is from '82, which should be ok as there are a few 80s LPs on here.

Todd Rundgren - The Ever Popular Tortured Artist Effect

Steppenwolf "For Ladies Only" and "Steppenwolf At Your Birthday Party" are a bit odd. The Euro cover on "For Ladies Only" definitely fits in with some of these on the thread.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4019/4647486631_b88a2cbbb1_b.jpg

"Jenny, did you invite Steppenwolf to my birthday party?"

https://sinistersaladmusikal.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/100_2887.jpg

I'd love to watch a cartoon based around characters in this band who go around in a van playing shows and solving mysteries.

oh god, "For Ladies Only" is horrrrrid

Incidentally, now that it's catching on as an expression - - - in what tone do we imagine Wood expressing this sentiment? I've never taken it as indignant (though it works beautifully for that) but rather more of a "wellp, I guess it's my turn, here we go!" Really it should have been a Ringo Starr title, he has the right "oh, good ol' Ringo" quality about him.

Steppenwolf Birthday LP rules

The penis car was the gatefold photo on the US version:

http://charliegower.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/peniscar.jpg