o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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classic o_O

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 13 July 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link

the comments on that are a traet

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

http://twinkletush.com/

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9403E5D81E3FE73BBC4852DFB566838D669FDE

The story was published in the New York Times on March 9th, and it caught the attention of Leopold Brandeis who was able to get his hands on a sample that had been preserved in glycerine. After examining it, Brandeis declared that the meat wasn’t a supernatural phenomenon, or in fact, according to him, even meat at all, but a substance called nostoc.

Nostoc has been known to scientists since at least the 16th century when it was named by Paracelsus. As with the Kentucky shower, early on people believed that nostoc fell from the sky in large chunks (or more rightly blobs), and to medieval people it was known as “witch’s jelly” and “troll’s butter.”

Technically a genus of cyanobacteria that live in colonies, it’s not clear when people realized that nostoc does not, in fact, come from the sky, but rather lives in the soil and on moist surfaces. When dry, it is easy to overlook nostoc as it appears as a dark, flaky crust; however, after a rain, nostoc will swell up into jelly-like masses. This led people to think it fell from the sky with rain, thus one of its nicknames “star jelly.”

Edible and said to taste like chicken or frog, Brandeis was convinced that the Crouch’s had nothing more than bacterial blobs on their hands; however, although his theory accounted for some of the details in the report, he had overlooked two important points – eye witness testimony claims they actually saw the substance falling from the sky and it was a clear day with no rain.

Further investigations were also conducted, including one by histologist, Dr. A. Mead Edwards, who also examined the chunks. He concluded that the substance was definitely not nostoc, but rather hunks of flesh. From the tissue samples he had, it appeared to come from the lungs of either a horse or a human baby.

A third investigation by another histologist, Dr. J.W.S. Arnold, confirmed the presence of lung tissue, but also found animal cartilage. Subsequent investigations confirmed both histologists’ findings and also revealed muscular tissue.

Finally, one man provided a theory that covered all of the facts. L. D. Kastenbine, M.D., a Professor of Chemistry at the Louisville College of Pharmacy, published an article on the matter that same year in the Louisville Medical Journal. Kastenbine concluded that the best explanation was that supplied by an old Ohio farmer: the meat had been vomited by several vultures who were flying too high to be seen (some varieties of vulture can fly as high as 40,000 feet; for reference Mount Everest is about 29,029 feet). Given that the chunks fell from a great height, they were scattered by the wind over a relatively large area.

Both the turkey vulture, Cathartes aura, and the black vulture, Coragyps atratus, are found in that part of Kentucky, and both have been observed projectile vomiting the contents of their stomachs, sometimes in or just before they take flight. They particular do this in the presence of a predator, with the discarded contents of their stomachs simultaneously distracting the predator while also lightening the vulture’s load for flight. When one vomits, this also often induces others nearby to vomit as well. As to why this particular flock of vultures chose to vomit mid-flight is anybody’s guess, but at least the theory seems the most plausible explanation for this bizarre phenomenon.

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link

Um.

What?

the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

more like Lost Lunch

goole, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

kentucky meat shower is my favorite josh homme project

gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

"high-flying projectile-vomiting vultures, that's your explanation for everything isn't it!"

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

sequel to kentucky fried movie iirc xp

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

You know how you can still feel your legs going back and forth after you've spent the whole day skiing?

I bet that person has lots of great dreams at night.

pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

^specific timestamp there, here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiARnsKUAo

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

c.f. hannibal

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Casu Marzu cheese is rotting pecorino that is infested with live maggots as part of the curing process
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0y1eMc6GQ

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

this is fucking crazy (warning: dead body)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469044/Mummified-body-German-adventurer-vanished-inside-drifting-yacht-Philippines.html

gr8080, Monday, 29 February 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

on the lower end of o_O but

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/us/astronaut-scott-kelly-houston/index.html

Kelly, 52, returns home a little bit taller than his brother. The twins used to be the same height -- but not anymore.

Scott Kelly grew 2 inches during his time aboard the International Space Station, NASA's Jeff Williams said.

It was expected, and it's temporary, Williams said.

"Astronauts get taller in space as the spine elongates," Williams said. "But they return to preflight height after a short time back on Earth."

nomar, Thursday, 3 March 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

yeah space does all kinds of crazy things to yr body

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 March 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link

What if when they opened the hatch door, it was the twin brother who got out.

pplains, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

Doesn't that happen when you lie down, too? To probably a more negligible extent, but still.

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

scott kelly's been replaced by an alien emissary, watch his photo op with obama for signs of secret signals being passed between the two of them. "hussein" intends to sell us to the highest space bidder.

nomar, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:40 (eight years ago) link

Weird enough, last night my kid pulled me aside to tell me that has been measuring his height before bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. Pencil marks on the walls, etc. There's a small but noticeable difference!

how's life, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

Whatever the opposite of a scientist is is what I am, but my understanding is that the shrinkage is all about gravity compressing your vertebrae together when you stand.

Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link

yeah, the spongy bits between your vertebrae dehydrate and get compressed during the day, and at night they decompress

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 March 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link

he's 1/1000 of a second younger too, according to neil tyson

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/74033442

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Could cyborg insects be the next step in the evolution of drones? Engineers from Singapore's Nanyang Technological University and the University of California Berkeley seem to think so. They’ve developed a way to remotely control beetles by inserting electrodes on the their legs, optic lobes and flight muscles.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:01 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/EsKy6jk.png

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

"latches" good god.

how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

it's an evocative phrase no doubt

ulysses, Friday, 27 May 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/o90pfjT.gif

parasitic nematode

mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

Frog post

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:10 (seven years ago) link

toad and 'tode

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

tode of toad 'ball

ogmor, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

the tadpole of my eye

, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

I can't figure out if there's one or two in there

I know that some species are self-fertilising hermaphrodites so it could be bangin itself in that dudes eye

mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

well that image just fucked me up good and plenty.

when i was a kid, i read a story in a loose reader's digest that was floating around my grammar school with a story about a larval parasite that afflicts a gerbil
and the vet takes the knife to the gerbil and dislodges a huge grub "the size of a thumbnail" that was sloshing around in it's innards
and late that night, little me visualized that grub in my own belly blocking me up and snaking up to my throat and i convinced myself that the glottal click of my uvula was the extruding head of a parasitic worm lolling out my throat and i screamed and screamed and screamed and i suppose i somehow stopped believing that was happening but i don't remember how.

so hello darkness my old friend.

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:51 (seven years ago) link

The worm that didnt turn up

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 6 June 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

ASMRong

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 July 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

jesus christ that toe video is superbly hideous

ogmor, Friday, 29 July 2016 08:08 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.nj.com/warren/index.ssf/2016/08/we_have_a_negro_woman_on_our_governing_body_nj_may.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured
'We have a negro woman on our governing body,' N.J. mayor boasts in email
***
"She is a negro woman," said McDonald, a Democrat, adding that he meant no offense with the term. When asked why he didn't refer to her simply as a black woman, he said: "This isn't something that I gave any thought to. Negro is a word I believe is used commonly."

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link


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