OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

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see dude the thing is you must first have dignity in order to lose it

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

was fighting a losing battle for my dignity

you had dignity? what, for like dinner or something?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw. A sippy cup is a cup with a lid intended for toddlers who are old enough to hold their own drink but not coordinated enough to not spill it. That is not a sippy cup, btw.

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

UH YOU'RE THE IDIOT WHO IS MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT AMERICANS NOT UNDERSTANDING FOOTBALL OR DRIVING LIKE THIS OR WOMEN BE SHOPPING?? YOU DESERVE THE ABUSE YOU ARE GETTING CAPTAIN GENERALIZATION OF THE USS OXFORDPSUEDOARTFAG?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

CUTE, NON-OFFENSIVE BOTTLE OPENERS FOR REST OF THRED

http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-organic_bottle_opener.jpg

I OPEN IT 4 U

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

CAMBRIDGEPSEUDOARTFAG YOU BITCH

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

you could make the argument that britain is more racist because it hasnt worked through issues and is still insensitive to them, you could make thte argument it is less racist because it has forgotten about them

a fairly big deal was made in the UK of Big Ron's n-bomb, the remarks made about Henry, the black Barca players threatening to leave the field following monkey chants, the recent treatment of Jason Scotland, etc. I think Britain still has a shit load to work through and I don't think as a nation we're insensitive to racist imagery. I just feel that in this case the connection to what is mainly American imagery isn't clear cut and easy to make for some of us - particularly those of us who enjoy footballers being ridiculed as a cultural staple. That may make us ignorant, but not wilfully so.

― onimo, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think that's a very good bottle opener.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

My Argument, a Poem by Louis Jagger

I know it's not the issue to you
Ally
But others
In the course of this discussion
Made it the issue.

I understand the issue you are getting at
Yes, I do
But it's not the one I'm having to argue against.

My argument is that the bottle-opener thread
An innocent thread
Was ruined by over-reacting individuals
Whose over-reaction I felt it necessary to check.

Then the personal shit started flying
Then the accusations of 'implicit racism' arose
Then I was fighting a losing battle for my dignity

When I should have just walked away.

P.S. 'fake ivy league shitbag' = the sort of personal abuse that keeps me coming back for more, baby
Thanks, ILX.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I don't think the intention of the manufacturer is 100% relevant here. Lots of people make racist comments who would be horrified to be thought of as racist. Mostly because they lack the basic sensitivity to see the racism there in the first place. Did you guys learn nothing from the whole Jade Goody/Shilpa Shetty thing?

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO GIVES A SHIT, ONE COLLEGE-AGED PRETEND BISEXUAL IS THE SAME AS ANOTHER, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE GOING TO PRINCETON FOR ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

You are the new T. S. Eliot, Mr. Que.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I meant the picture Matt linked to is not a suppy cup.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

you prefer the Kaka one too?

― 600, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, Mr. Que's versification of my rant actually had me lolling just now. you win this round!

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Que, I kiss you.

― G00blar, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay I have to applaud the Princeton slam. KUDOS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i knew you'd like that, dan :D
secret ivy league handshake!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

BEER HAMMER
http://www.world-wonders.net/images_products_big/90002_big.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/FunnyPart-com-organic_bottle_opener.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I WISH I KNEW SPECIAL HANDSHAKE, BUT I AM NOT FANCY LIKE DAN AND LOUIS

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/77/df/9c31_1_b.JPG

Note tiny head and hole where his brain should be.

― onimo, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH I WOULDN'T ACCEPT LOUIS' "SPECIAL HANDSHAKE" IF I WERE YOU

― ghost rider, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.citycynic.com/im/00017johnnycarson2.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Depending on where you are, you can still easily find lawn jockeys (hi dere non-metropolitan US).

most repainted to be white

But some not. There's one on my dog-walking route, and I can't come up with a clever way of vandalizing it without, you know, making it worse.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

when it comes down to it, we're all pretty similar. we're intelligent, educated, liberal fellas, it's just that we're looking at the (non-)issue from different perspectives and being dogmatic about it. i vote we call it a day. just folx on a messageboard getting het up over little. peace? i'll retract all of my (i'm sure you'll claim impotent) insults now.

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

we're intelligent, educated, liberal fellas

Charming.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll retract all of my (i'm sure you'll claim impotent) insults now.

take pictures, okay?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

we're intelligent, educated, liberal fellas

sexist

― onimo, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay I have to applaud the Princeton slam. KUDOS

It was pretty good, but I still prefer Tuesday's from Marissa:

there's something truly hilarious about the second of those rugby photos, and I think it may have something to do with the lady on the right.

unfished business on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:35 (Yesterday)

not interesting.

marissa on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:38 (Yesterday)

― caek, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahahahahaha onimo wins

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Charming.

??

Ned, if this is sarcastic, UH? Do you wish to be known as a stupid, unschooled crank?

(by 'educated' i don't just mean 'at university/college', i mean well-read, well-versed in culture etc)

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

'fellas' incorporates women in my book. one's fellow humans etc etc

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

IN HOLE STOP DIGGING LOUIS

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

are you for serious? THEY LET CHICKS ARGUE ON THE INTERNET NOW TOO.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

we're intelligent, educated, liberal fellas

I'm not no fella, ya sexist. But yeah, good luck with the whole "let's all agree to disagree" thing. That works a treat on ILX.

― ailsa, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

FELLAS (what)
FELLAS (what)
I'M READY (i'm ready)
i think i'm gonna OVERDOSE

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

the internet is going straight to hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I love these threads. Thanks guys. But there's just not enough crazy. Where's "you know who"*?

*Sorry, can't be specific. I am operating under Bloody Mary/Candynman principle.

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kitchencontraptions.com/archives/pictures/3390312_detail-thumb.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Or, yeah, what they all said above me.

― ailsa, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/110500/110593WDFC_w.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

they let chicks do ALL KINDS of things on the internet

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

A-ooooooooo-GA!

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus, by 'fellas' i meant everyone, it's my collective term for any group of people

IRL instance:

me: "Seeya later, fellas"

group of mixed-gender people: "Bye LJ"

boy out of group (putting pants back on): "Don't breathe a word of this to anyone"

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

a special bottle opener

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Grady don't you have any pics of bottle openers that look like Transformers fucking?

― nickalicious, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.boingboing.net/opener%20picture1.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

That beats the shit out of ping-pong balls.

― i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.auctionbuzzz.com/Jay/catopen1.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

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