rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015 thread

lol at the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erm9G-bkb18

i like the micachu song a lot but i love your description of it, katherine

That's a goldmine Cosmic Slop.

I kinda like the song Katherine posted. It reminds me of when I was in college I used to drive around with this guy who had a cassette copy of Mezzanine stuck in his shitty van's shitty cassette player. I really liked the album, but whenever I tried to listen to it later on CD, it didn't do the same thing for me as when it was buzzing out of his crusty old speakers.

the vocals sound like they were recorded on a built-in laptop microphone with the noise filter turned on

lol at the lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/v/erm9G-bkb18&fs=1&hl=en

My God, it's like Karl Welzein came to life...

only one listen in but what the teetotal fuck happened carlito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV8SQerjYvg

I don't really like hating on this because he's queer and cute and I actually did like "Grace Kelly," but my god this is insufferable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZQ_9eebry0

my link was cee-lo's "robin williams" btw; maybe don't google it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSP4DJtRbak

"We are the new Americana
High on legal marijuana
Raised on Biggie and Nirvana"

dear god, lol

i saw her open for imagine dragons a few weeks back and she had diehard fans among the floor dwellers. this song was pretty eye-rolly but i thought her set was okay - the midpoint of sky ferreira and ldr.

'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

haha, this guy is indeed terrible when I first heard this I thought nothing could be worse but after 5 listens I'm surprised to find I like it when it comes on the radio, nonsensical lyrics and all

the posing authenticity idiotic aesthetics of this one is a lot more difficult to take for me (and since it's re-released as an international single now, it's both worst songs 2014 and 2015 material)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOxvDFeQTy4

great news everybody

"strip no more" is #1

we did it

brb dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxtioXVZQE

This has to stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMr7NCFoHFo

Maroon 5 + fun + a pile of garbage=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi5arsIXA4

http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2015/08/05/417728439/macklemore-ryan-lewis-return-with-ode-to-parenting-growing-up

"let's be birds, I want to fling birdseed and shit all over your walls"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF6kB_4vzH0

I hope he has very rich parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

Not sure why this hasn't been posted yet. The only explanation is that either you all don't listen to Sirius or I'm crazy and it isn't the worst thing infesting the airwaves rn

this is my shite song

I kinda can't even be mad at this song, since it sounds EXACTLY like about 5,000 other songs. I mean, who gives a care anymore.

a) fight song is perfectly fine b) odd how the "hooray for teenage girls!" brigade doesn't have much use for songs actually meant for teenage girls, specifically to help them

I have been spared the spotify playlist from hell for a while but the monster is back with some new playlists now, a whole load of new garbage destroying all serenity and equilibirum. Vibeyness is in tatters now, branches snapped and tossed aside, leaves crushed underfoot, capitalists concreting over meadows.

His current weapon is something called Cool for the Summer. Its probably not as bad as the ones he was playing last time but theres been a period where he didnt play music and i began to recover and even forget that sounds like this has escaped into the wild like fire ants discarded as pets

I may be spending more time on this thread again as I cant afford a therapist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwAY9dMNxI

i love "fight song"

okay saer shitting on "cool for the summer" shall be the moment where we stop pretending to sympathize with his 'hell' of having to listen to pop music

i don't think "fight song" is that bad. i heard it at work back to back w/ "heartbeat song" once tho ('this is my heartbeat song' etc). that song is probably worse tbh lol

fight song is just watered down "Roar", i dont think it's terrible, it's just bland

and i have to say: katherine otm (xposts)

am I allowed to like the notion of inspirational anthems by/for teen girls and still never want to hear "fight song" again in my life

sure, of course, I wasn't talking about you. for what it's worth one of my friends in college got through some awful shit thanks to "Firework" and I can respect that while still knowing the song is ass

Came across this song the other day. Maybe not quite bad enough to warrant being part of this thread, and more the type of thing that I would have thought was cool and clever as a teenager, but now am to old and tired for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhokRA-VUE

Also I think I'm already sick of 90s revivalism.

the new FOB/Wiz thing is definitely bad enough for inclusion here but I don't think it's on YouTube yet

So I guess someone got to the Charlie Puth "get it on" song a while back -- I had never heard it until my phone ghost-played it tonight from my pocket, and then it took me a while to figure out how to shut it off because it was playing on some app I never use. Good god.

"it's kama sutra show and tell"

Still not a song this year worse than that one. xp

Maybe even in the past few years.

no one tell Saer I've been listening to this for the past 35 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EMINrmkOc

"Fight Song" is eye-rollingly derivative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc

oh god my ears

so bad

just flagged the three of you

First part sounds derivative of all the artists who are derivative of her older work, second section sounds like Marissa Marchant.

you made it to the second section?

I wonder if the super-litigious Gaye estate will sue that Puth guy, even though I think it's an extreme longshot.

the writer of "marvin gaye" is credited on "countdown"!