No. 2 in Denmark, as well as the scatological sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF_6u7IHNZs
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, 6 July 2015 12:41 (eight years ago) link
oh god I hadn't even gotten to the rap
or what I am guessing is an r. kelly interpolation
kill me
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, 6 July 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link
Wow that's almost the exact opposite of how I expected a song with that title to play out
― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Monday, 6 July 2015 12:47 (eight years ago) link
(Xp) ... Except for the rap, which was TOTALLY predictable
― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Monday, 6 July 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link
You were expecting maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1pBKjV1rI
― Three Word Username, Monday, 6 July 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
Judging by the frequency with which I hear it out in the wild, it is looking like Andy Grammar's "Honey I'm Good" is a hit, thus completing its status as this year's "Rude."
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 6 July 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link
Oh god, I forgot about that song.
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Monday, 6 July 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
"rude" is a fucking incredibly rich song compared to "honey i'm good"
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/DqX-BC7ImXU
(you may remember this guy from decline of western civilization ii drunk in the pool)
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 10:14 (eight years ago) link
Alternately, we may remember him from being a total racist prick.
http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/07/16/former-w-s-p-guitarist-chris-holmes-dream/
Here, in "blind item" style, from Duff's autobio:
https://books.google.com/books?id=8I4fw88skq0C&lpg=PA132&dq=slash%20duff%20rainbow%20tattoo&pg=PA132#v=onepage&q=slash%20duff%20rainbow%20tattoo&f=false
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:26 (eight years ago) link
'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:44 (eight years ago) link
Oh god.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link
The first time I listened to that song, I made the mistake of turning it off before he sings "she made me go wee hee".
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link
There needs to be a thread for "things worse than the worst" for Chris Holmes. He's a fuckin mess
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
a car crash
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKlZELdJh8
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
the real life derek smalls is the bassist in his group I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU&feature=youtu.be
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
hahaha oh manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
I fully expect to be the only one who dislikes this song, but this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7EzjJvMLKo
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
terrible band
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
great band, idk what i think of that song though
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid
I was all set to love it after this description, but the I listened and it isn't very good
― West Hartlepool's "wildest" beat group (soref), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
lol at the lyricshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erm9G-bkb18
― Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
i like the micachu song a lot but i love your description of it, katherine
― j. winters (josh), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
That's a goldmine Cosmic Slop.
I kinda like the song Katherine posted. It reminds me of when I was in college I used to drive around with this guy who had a cassette copy of Mezzanine stuck in his shitty van's shitty cassette player. I really liked the album, but whenever I tried to listen to it later on CD, it didn't do the same thing for me as when it was buzzing out of his crusty old speakers.
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
the vocals sound like they were recorded on a built-in laptop microphone with the noise filter turned on
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
lol at the lyricshttp://www.youtube.com/v/erm9G-bkb18&fs=1&hl=en
My God, it's like Karl Welzein came to life...
― Tantrum The Cat, Friday, 10 July 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link
only one listen in but what the teetotal fuck happened carlitohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV8SQerjYvg
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 July 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
I don't really like hating on this because he's queer and cute and I actually did like "Grace Kelly," but my god this is insufferable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZQ_9eebry0
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link
my link was cee-lo's "robin williams" btw; maybe don't google it.
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSP4DJtRbak
"We are the new AmericanaHigh on legal marijuanaRaised on Biggie and Nirvana"
― teenage good-ass kinja turtles (some dude), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link
dear god, lol
― Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link
i saw her open for imagine dragons a few weeks back and she had diehard fans among the floor dwellers. this song was pretty eye-rolly but i thought her set was okay - the midpoint of sky ferreira and ldr.
― maura, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 13:40 (eight years ago) link
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink
haha, this guy is indeed terrible when I first heard this I thought nothing could be worse but after 5 listens I'm surprised to find I like it when it comes on the radio, nonsensical lyrics and all
― niels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
the posing authenticity idiotic aesthetics of this one is a lot more difficult to take for me (and since it's re-released as an international single now, it's both worst songs 2014 and 2015 material)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U
― niels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOxvDFeQTy4
― Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
great news everybody
"strip no more" is #1
we did it
brb dying
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxtioXVZQE
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 3 August 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
This has to stophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMr7NCFoHFo
― JacobSanders, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
Maroon 5 + fun + a pile of garbage=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi5arsIXA4
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2015/08/05/417728439/macklemore-ryan-lewis-return-with-ode-to-parenting-growing-up
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
"let's be birds, I want to fling birdseed and shit all over your walls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF6kB_4vzH0
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 6 August 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link
I hope he has very rich parents.
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Thursday, 6 August 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc
Not sure why this hasn't been posted yet. The only explanation is that either you all don't listen to Sirius or I'm crazy and it isn't the worst thing infesting the airwaves rn
― MrExplorer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link
this is my shite song
― dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link
I kinda can't even be mad at this song, since it sounds EXACTLY like about 5,000 other songs. I mean, who gives a care anymore.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 August 2015 07:18 (eight years ago) link
a) fight song is perfectly fine b) odd how the "hooray for teenage girls!" brigade doesn't have much use for songs actually meant for teenage girls, specifically to help them
― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
I have been spared the spotify playlist from hell for a while but the monster is back with some new playlists now, a whole load of new garbage destroying all serenity and equilibirum. Vibeyness is in tatters now, branches snapped and tossed aside, leaves crushed underfoot, capitalists concreting over meadows.
His current weapon is something called Cool for the Summer. Its probably not as bad as the ones he was playing last time but theres been a period where he didnt play music and i began to recover and even forget that sounds like this has escaped into the wild like fire ants discarded as pets
― saer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
I may be spending more time on this thread again as I cant afford a therapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwAY9dMNxI
― JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link