OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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ooh what did you do

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/balladreview/status/616305962169688065

there was a last tweet, now deleted, that said something like "it gets old hearing that same joke every day for 250 days"

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

pray 4 him

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

oh shit ive always wondered who @balladreview is

gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

same

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 July 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link

idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project

dead (Lamp), Saturday, 25 July 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

can someone help me?

there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?

i cant find it

gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

i know exactly what you're talking about

, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho

goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png

lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the savagery here, lol

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/649289819483471873

goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

Unfortunately, her staff did not book John Hendren (@johnhendren), the Al Jazeera journalist, but rather Jon Hendren (@fart), comedian and troll.

Ahhh, I was wondering why he was booked in the first place.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

oop

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

omg yes

balls, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

Comedian or troll: TS

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

an american hero

flappy bird, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/walthaas26

goole, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Gerry Adams' twitter feed is one of my favourite things about the internet

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/wifeleftmebot

goole, Friday, 22 January 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

idk why this makes me more mad than the nomral tweet stealing that happens on the twitter

http://i.imgur.com/VCIAMys.png

http://i.imgur.com/WeFlbPc.png

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 01:10 (eight years ago) link

a heinous act of butchery, failing to grasp a joke yr stealing is unforgivable

ogmor, Sunday, 28 February 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

if ur gonna steal a joke just steal it dont steal it and ruin it thats disrespectful

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 February 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

I confess that i steal lagoons retweets

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link

rude

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

i agree its better phrased but what's there to get in the og tweet beside overliteral interpretation of 'outside of a dog' that the joke butcher doesn't grasp?

flopson, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

Connection between book and knowledge

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

ty

flopson, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

the utilitylimb tweet is itself a riff on an old groucho marx line ("inside of a dog, it's too dark to read") but takes it to a surreal conclusion; the stolen version just poorly imitates the surface style without understanding why its effective

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

I didn't know that groucho line but obviously I love it. this joke is clearly awaiting further iterations and developments but MILTRON doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job

ogmor, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

(possibly terrible)

goole, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

cld be a poor idea

lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

the tshirt line makes me think its a joke

extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 4 March 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

uh oh

lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

cof cof cof gimme it

extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 4 March 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link

wt should get into marketing

flopson, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof

lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton

tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

Brian, Exeter

lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link

RIP bill hitchert

, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link


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