thread for pics of Drake looking ridiculous

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https://vine.co/v/O2bPFqvaJMZ

ahahaha DYING

r|t|c, Saturday, 13 June 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHjHQ3kUYAAkwI1.png

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 15 June 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

He famously started from being a Sprite-fueled techno-organic rapper, now he has the most customized cans of Sprite in hip-hop history.

LAST NAME EVER
FIRST NAME GREATEST

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 June 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

was that horrible sprite promo really drake's first big thing? really hope not

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

Doc means he was powered by Sprite in the ad. he had been a big star for about a year when that ad came out.

some dude, Monday, 15 June 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

whew

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

sprited from the bottle

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link

no new pop

... (Eazy), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

but yeah basic drake fame timeline for reference:

10/24/86: Aubrey "Drake" Graham is born, at the bottom
10/14/01: first Canadian broadcast of Degrassi: The Next Generation
02/13/09: "Best I Ever Had" released as digital download
09/23/09: worst Drake song on the radio this year
11/15/09: (approximate) above thread brings Drake to the attention of major beverage companies, triggering a fierce contract-bidding war
01/06/10: most pathetic excuse for wordplay in Young Money's "Bedrock"
02/11/10: Sprite ad "Unleashed" hits the airwaves, finally lifting Drake from the bottom
06/27/10: a thread for garbage bag lines of the pre-drake era
07/28/10: worst Drake song on the radio PART TWO
01/17/11: thread for pics of Drake looking ridiculous
03/03/11: Lenny Kravitz vs. Drake
06/28/11: "Marvin's Room" released, spawns several covers/flips but no Sprite tie-in
07/13/11: Thread for tracking all the covers/flips of Drake's "Marvin's Room"
09/24/11: Simpin Ain't Easy: The Official Thread For Drake's Sophomore Album, TAKE CARE
11/19/11: worst Drake song on the radio PART THREE
08/13/13: "Hold On, We're Going Home" is released and goes on to be generally well-liked hit song, including among drinkers of Sprite
08/21/13: Play Me Some Simpin, Mane: Drake - Nothing Was the Same
06/15/15: custom Drake Sprite cans unveiled; career arc self-evidently complete

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

yeomans work

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://cdn4.pitchfork.com/news/60252/5109431c.png

Van Horn Street, Friday, 10 July 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

Whole new cookbook available for this thread today.

... (Eazy), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

er, lookbook (autocorrected)

... (Eazy), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

got my hopes up there for a second

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

i like to think Started From the Bottom is about an epic Connect Four session....

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:05 (eight years ago) link

ha!

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 July 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Y1H4Xms.png

gr8080, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

that's not his real account tho?

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

lol

marcos, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link

there are these pics floating around of him super buff and it is nagl

i keep trying to imagine various haircuts, beard trims, outfits etc that would make him not look ridiculous and i can't figure it out

marcos, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

Damn, thought it might be two different pics. It's a good one though.

(If you're reading this in 2020 and the pic was deleted, it showed Mr Drake turning his head left and expressing basketball anguish.)

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Friday, 9 October 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/e2lqhr6TaT5

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

basically hotline bling everything

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

lol otm

marcos, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

amazing

marcos, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

yah you could really just end the thread with the hotline bling video.

Spottie, Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

i wish we could end drake with the hotline bling video

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 October 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

thread for vines of drake dancing ridiculous

thom yorke state of mind (voodoo chili), Thursday, 22 October 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link

this thread became a lot less fun when he became self aware about it imo

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 22 October 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

that first gif up above is actually a zmoney dance lol

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 22 October 2015 23:17 (eight years ago) link

this thread became a lot less fun when he became self aware about it imo

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, October 22, 2015 4:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

The Reverend, Friday, 23 October 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/news/65615/f4c0a0d8.jpeg

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 20 May 2016 18:51 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ngl that fade is clean

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

More Life is my favorite Drake thing besides "Hotline Bling."

flappy bird, Monday, 20 March 2017 00:15 (seven years ago) link

it's a lot of fun.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 20 March 2017 03:00 (seven years ago) link

not heard it all but the song they played on 1xtra was very like one dance. drake seems to wish he was in london in 2008. hes probably made epic marcus nasty and live fm playlists on his ipod. for me at least, its like uk funky, but without the fun or energy, not helped, or caused maybe, by drake's imperious whine.

StillAdvance, Monday, 20 March 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link


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