A play on 'chapstick' surely?
― kinder, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
Observant
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Friday, 12 June 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
Idk if you ppl have the word 'chap' so excuse me
― kinder, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
"manly preachers" totally reminded of the POWER TEAM who I would see on late night tv all the time when I was a kid.
They'd break baseball bats over their thighs and tear phone books in half then get serious and talk about jesus for a bit before blowing up a bunch of hot water balloons until they exploded
― joygoat, Friday, 12 June 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
thank you for bringing this to my attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5OQcIHKOF0
― drash, Saturday, 13 June 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
power team is the kind of thing you learn about and immediately say wow there must be an everything is terrible video of this, and you'd be right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkN1G-wC4E
― gr8080, Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link
oh lord
― drash, Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
I'm not sure if it was a knockoff or minor league Power Team but they came to my (public) junior high when they were touring churches in the area. Since they couldn't mention Jesus it was five minutes of "don't do drugs" and then smashing concrete blocks with their foreheads.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
All of that stuff is pretty easy to fake if the props have been doctored ahead of time.
― Aimless, Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
I prefer to think God is real and chose to show his majesty through swole dudes breaking objects
― Upright Mammal (mh), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
^^^
― Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
yep
http://www.badasscounseling.com/spiritual-counseling/
― JoeStork, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
wow
― drash, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link
“My wife read Book 1 and 2 of ‘I Steal Wives’ and said I needed to read this book, because it’s the one book about us that I would actually like. She was right. She wanted us to counsel with Sven immediately. But I was still skeptical. She talked me into it.
I had a 3-hour phone session with Sven; her first session was a 2.5 -hour one. That weekend Carey and I talked more than we have talked in the last five years. Everything changed. I got my wife back. And all of a sudden we were communicating again and really diving into the deep end of the pool.
The next week, we both had a conference call with Sven. He challenged us more, called us both on our shit, and...I don’t even know what to call it. You just immediately trust him. You know he knows he shit. He’s a good guy, but he is tough, and that’s why he’s so good. He just looks inside of you.
We’re talking again. There’s not just hope for our marriage, but for a far better marriage than we’ve had in any of our 12 years of marriage. This went way beyond anything we could have imagined.”
— Kurt, 38, Beer Truck Driver, Boston
― goole, Thursday, 9 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
is this a clickhole offshoot??
"The word 'spiritual' has been stolen by the pussies of the world"
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
pussies of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your vaginas
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6vPZYws.jpg
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
#1 on imgur
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link
a quick turn there from #10 to #11
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link
"men" are trash
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
Pretty much all of these things have in common the theme of clinging more tightly to what's left of the domain of *manhood* as it shrinks.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link
What the fuck is nodding up, are bros seriously going around showing the underside of their chin to dudes they know
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link
"these things" meaning guy code type memes in general.
Just three straight guys watching porn together, jerkin' it. Straight as hell.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE URINAL RULES, GRANDPA!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
#10 covers the urinal rules
― brownie, Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link
Oh #9 actually, missed that.
The college weekly I wrote/edited for once got a *humor* submission that was basically a long riff on #9, with diagrams. We decided to publish it, but with an editorial addendum about how the staff was so excited by the article that we all immediately rushed into the mens room to try it out and see if it was true.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
i remember a game circulating on graphics calculators around my high school that was basically a logic puzzle based on urinal rules
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
*graphing calculators
xxp was it the Rutg3rs R3v1ew???
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
lol yes
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link
lots of death of bros here
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link
grim stuff
We just sold drugs on our TI-82s.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
what happens if your buddy dies while giving you a limp handshake during a threesome?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
just put some porn on to make it less awkward for the 3 of you
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link
well, 2 of you, at that point
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
does the playboy logo even mean anything to anyone in 2015
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
Ready to feel old? Millennials think this is some kind of app icon!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link
lol
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:12 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You get to keep the console.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
You have to delete his saved games though
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
i more or less never use urinalsi will, under duress, piss in an alley or on a tree so i'm basically a hypocrite
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
(please observe the one tree buffer rule)
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
what the fuck even is this
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html
― goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
i almost posted that earlier, but i stopped because i couldn't even figure out what the fuck it even was
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
i couldn't tell if he was trying to mock the idea of modern man or if he believed in it or if he was trying to be silly or what
the modern man will totally waste his time on this shit
― goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
the modern man shrugs
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link