We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

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we're providing customer/tech support for employees whose company is migrating them from XP to 8.1 and i'm just like

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432922-18472EF100000578-249_634x346.jpg

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

That's the gayest post this thread has ever seen.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

lol wrong thread

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

Yesterday was a really hyperactive day for me on Scruff and now I have a date on Friday and I'm freaking out.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Also getting pretty obviously catfished by some other dude (?), which is a shame b/c nice shoulders brah.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link

he's playing with your whiskers?

I saw Jarman's The Last of England a few months ago. My only thought was, "Well, it's prettier than the real one."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

I got a Dear Morbz email from the Bad Muslim playmate, entirely expected.

So now I have to follow up with the even younger pianist, no later than Folsom Street East.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

I don't understand catfishing on sexy social media, plz explain

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

Well, my first thought was that you catfish people in order to get their sexy pics ... which then you would repurpose to catfish other people ... but I guess I don't get the endgame there.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

Ugh, pianists have crushed my heart the worst.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link

The only musician I dated could really blow.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

They've all been on the rebound.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

He has a Chaplin poster on his wall, which is pretty encouraging for a 21yo.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

i do not fuck w/ classical musicians at all.

every time i tried watching jubilee i fell asleep -- not his fault, i was just always exhausted.

clouds, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link

It's funny cause it's true. Every classical musician I've either started to date or have heard friends have dated has been a train wreck.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link

what about dancers?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link

They're all dating yoga instructors.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

or philosophy majors

or poets

clouds, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

i don't know that he's classical. He went to the Governors Ball outdoor fest last weekend.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

(purely, i mean)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

anyway, no dating. sportfucking.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

Same. Makingupforlosttimefucking.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 06:08 (eight years ago) link

sounds like y'all are having fun xoxo

surm, Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

Well, to be clear, I haven't started yet.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

Makingupforlosttimefucking.

― Norse Jung (Eric H.)

likeyouneedaholeinyohead

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

that guy Zach who i saw once slept over the other night. i held him in my arms all night ... amongst other things. he's a sculptor in training at the local uni. it was really funnn.

surm, Thursday, 11 June 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link

We know how to sculpt muscles in Miami.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 June 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link

Stop.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

ughhh i wish - outfest is around the corner here and they're showing, among other things, a new restoration of this japanese film i've always wanted to see:

http://www.midnighteye.com/reviews/funeral-parade-of-roses/

donna rouge, Thursday, 11 June 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link

THAT MOVIE IS SO GOOD!!!!

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 11 June 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link

still haven't seen that

clouds, Friday, 12 June 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link

Stevie D otm

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 12 June 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

i guess i haven't seen it. hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTy5O5tUnp4

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 June 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

hey so i made it through my super fun college reunion and even got a bj last night to top it off! woohooo go Vassar!!

surm, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

was there vassarline?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 01:25 (eight years ago) link

he kept it simple. and left no mess!

surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

you got some Vass!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 June 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

lol

surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 02:57 (eight years ago) link

i jumped the gun! --

The strangest of the strange: it's 2015 and summer is queer°•○●□■♤♡♢♧☆

surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link


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