rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015 thread

is the cover art a deliberate *fuck you* to those of us who bought tickets for the Mark McGrath cruise?

lol

Chris Owens' voice on that song is excruciating.

This would sound great blasting out the back of a wakeboarding tow-boat.

this would sound great blasting out of massive bloody holes in the backs of all the participants' heads

huh was vaguely curious about that Chris Owens record where he reportedly pulls some country/Buck Owens moves but oof that is some bad songwriting up there

nate ruess has inflicted lasting damage upon pop vocals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0BEJEIqAE8

Jesus Fishing Christ! All time low is an understatement.

maybe it's because i'm stoned right now but i actually kinda like this???

"B.Y.H.B." isn't playable in Canada. Sad face.

Turn that frown upside down!

I just want to be tapped into the zeitgeist.

spoiler: it stands for "bring ya hot body"

Trying to pick out the lyrics of "B.Y.H.B." through all of that autotune is as foolish as reading a book in the back of the van on the windy mountain roads between NC & Tennessee. I thought this style of production had finally fallen out of fashion; but, just like I've been trying to do my entire life, I forgot about country.

... "All Time Low" is at least terrible in a novel & fascinating way. I give it 3/5 Napoleon Dynamite Dance Sequences

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06koEdJiwZg

wow I couldn't take more than 15 seconds of that

seriously why is the acoustic cover of pop rap song shtick a thing that keeps happening, "i feel like i'm taking crazy pills"

For the sake of my sanity, and because I don't feel like tossing my laptop across the room in a fit of rage, I won't even bother clicking that one.

right place for it.
questo and the roots have become terrible enablers for this shit

speaking of which
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohBTKf6XZME

ed sheeran just won't stop, he did "coco" at one point too :(

sheeran doing acoustic covers of rap songs doesn't bother me anywhere near as much as i feel it should

this hip-hop/broadway vid is more painful than the ed sheeran cover as a former theatre kid

for playlist's sake, here's youtube's own william singe sitting in for ed sheeran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10gMglvYXo

This is a quick, mid-year reminder that all available tracks mentioned on this thread (and a handful of album selections from each listed) are being posted as updated to the thread-specific Spotify playlist. I just did a top-to-bottom sweep prior to posting this message and have updated as of today with everything that's been added on Spotify since it was first mentioned.

I double dare you to spend two hours with this.

ILX's Rolling Worst Songs of 2015 Thread Spotify Playlist

No. 2 in Denmark, as well as the scatological sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF_6u7IHNZs

oh god I hadn't even gotten to the rap

or what I am guessing is an r. kelly interpolation

kill me

Wow that's almost the exact opposite of how I expected a song with that title to play out

(Xp) ... Except for the rap, which was TOTALLY predictable

You were expecting maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1pBKjV1rI

Judging by the frequency with which I hear it out in the wild, it is looking like Andy Grammar's "Honey I'm Good" is a hit, thus completing its status as this year's "Rude."

Oh god, I forgot about that song.

"rude" is a fucking incredibly rich song compared to "honey i'm good"

https://youtu.be/DqX-BC7ImXU

(you may remember this guy from decline of western civilization ii drunk in the pool)

Alternately, we may remember him from being a total racist prick.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/07/16/former-w-s-p-guitarist-chris-holmes-dream/

Here, in "blind item" style, from Duff's autobio:

https://books.google.com/books?id=8I4fw88skq0C&lpg=PA132&dq=slash%20duff%20rainbow%20tattoo&pg=PA132#v=onepage&q=slash%20duff%20rainbow%20tattoo&f=false

'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself

Oh god.

The first time I listened to that song, I made the mistake of turning it off before he sings "she made me go wee hee".

There needs to be a thread for "things worse than the worst" for Chris Holmes. He's a fuckin mess

a car crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKlZELdJh8

the real life derek smalls is the bassist in his group I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU&feature=youtu.be

hahaha oh man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs

I fully expect to be the only one who dislikes this song, but this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7EzjJvMLKo

terrible band

great band, idk what i think of that song though

this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid

I was all set to love it after this description, but the I listened and it isn't very good

lol at the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erm9G-bkb18

i like the micachu song a lot but i love your description of it, katherine

That's a goldmine Cosmic Slop.

I kinda like the song Katherine posted. It reminds me of when I was in college I used to drive around with this guy who had a cassette copy of Mezzanine stuck in his shitty van's shitty cassette player. I really liked the album, but whenever I tried to listen to it later on CD, it didn't do the same thing for me as when it was buzzing out of his crusty old speakers.