I remember when a Yorkie could barely fit in your hand. 'Tis all downsizing and up-pricing these days....
― tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
Seriously though, smaller Yorkies are a fucking travesty
― tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
remember when lifesavers used to be hard?
― surm, Saturday, 30 May 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
My google search for "Bebo Clone" was dissappointing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoGTkOtSc18
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 30 May 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-poo-bm-bargains-southport-9436282
― mmmm, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
taking a b.m. in b&m
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 11:37 (eight years ago) link
Fucking hell.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link
siitg Brazilian style
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIvt4sEWoAEQiIN.jpg
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 13:19 (eight years ago) link
"percussionista lesbica"?
― Number None, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 13:28 (eight years ago) link
needs more teeth
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
don't worry, Alan Titchmarsh is here to save us
TITCHMARSH'S MANIFESTO FOR BRITAIN: CELEBRITY GARDENER PLEDGES TO RESTORE COMMON SENSE TO PARLIAMENT1. Election campaigns to last one day - not five weeks.2. Anyone who throws litter out of a car will spend a week working at the local tip.3. Sell-by dates on food and antibacterial wipes will be abolished. Food lasts longer than you think and you need to build up your antibodies in the interests of not being a burden on the NHS.4. Poldark will be screened every Sunday evening throughout the year5. Wire coat-hangers will be banned6. If you chop down a tree you plant another five to replace it.7. All children will have lessons in nature and gardening from the ages of five through to 18.8. Tweeting is to be outlawed and a charge of £100 a year levied on those who feel the need to go on Facebook. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144377/Watch-Cameron-Alan-Titchmarsh-reveals-ambition-MP-calls-Poldark-screened-year-bans-sell-dates-Twitter.html#ixzz3eYWKZK15 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
1. Election campaigns to last one day - not five weeks.
2. Anyone who throws litter out of a car will spend a week working at the local tip.
3. Sell-by dates on food and antibacterial wipes will be abolished. Food lasts longer than you think and you need to build up your antibodies in the interests of not being a burden on the NHS.
4. Poldark will be screened every Sunday evening throughout the year
5. Wire coat-hangers will be banned
6. If you chop down a tree you plant another five to replace it.
7. All children will have lessons in nature and gardening from the ages of five through to 18.
8. Tweeting is to be outlawed and a charge of £100 a year levied on those who feel the need to go on Facebook.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144377/Watch-Cameron-Alan-Titchmarsh-reveals-ambition-MP-calls-Poldark-screened-year-bans-sell-dates-Twitter.html#ixzz3eYWKZK15 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
― soref, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
RIP DM twitter feed
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link
remember when he lost his cool at cesar millan
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLVVrSUWwAAk0G_.jpg
― Neil S, Saturday, 1 August 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11831812_10207695193121550_4184049604962623457_n.jpg?oh=0a09f537500f90c502f82bd594061b68&oe=565602B4
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link
CROSS-HATCHING OF THE 80'S
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/09/british-airways-fire-we-saw-the-smoke-the-smell-was-bitter-it-was-time-to-panic#comment-59084330
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 07:55 (eight years ago) link
url is the most underrated liars EP, btw
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link
👍
― ogmor, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/794sIYf.jpg
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 20 September 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link
Best Underground American Noise Act of the Noise-Punk Era (ca. 1998-2005)
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
the last real
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
also non-retro, also immune to being licensed and used in marketing/ad industry
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link
don't forget sweaty
― westminster cerdo ring (wins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_28/1110576/150707-jared-fogle-mt-1234_d1576557f05c0d7b00efe180119ffefe.nbcnews-fp-1200-800.jpg
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
lol ... speaking as an "ivy league brat" who spent a lot of time making that scene a "scene"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
loves his brats does jared
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
a bit too old
― sarahell, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link
not sure how this didn't get posted already
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link
with deep gratitude and appreciation https://medium.com/@on3ness/society-is-in-the-gutter-21c1b8bdff5f#.ur4vvil9k
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
One time I found a dead dog in the street. There was a boy, not much older than me, crying. I asked is this your dog. He just looked at me. Later we fought in the war together.
― ice crӕm, 25 August 2008 21:16 (1 year ago) Bookmark
i mean, i'd read that book.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:07 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
srsly
― ilxors ananimus (onimo), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
some musings in response to that excellent blog post.
it is time that people woke up - this kind of thing is happening every day.
https://medium.com/@rmkf/a-thought-at-christmas-9914ae356f22#.scmbt5rfd
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:51 (eight years ago) link
“We did not much like the Taliban in my village,” Haji Lal Pur said. “But at least they were Afghans and we understood each other. But now that Da’esh have come, we miss the Taliban.”
― The ✓ fan from the hilarious "xd" coombics (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 December 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/freddiedeboer/status/687345760711520256
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
the rustling of garbage is all we can hear
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link
good tweet in reply to that:
MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE, BECAUSE CURRENT HAPPENINGS AND CHANGES SOMEHOW AFFECT MY FOND PERSONAL MEMORIES.
― Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link
there was a time when we didn't throw the new york times in the garbage, though i nobody can remember it.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link
Wall st journals lay folded and unread on the street
― calstars, Friday, 18 March 2016 23:36 (eight years ago) link
papers or diapers. you tell me.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 19 March 2016 01:48 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/censusAmericans
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link
I am hard of hearing. I was widowed. I moved last year. I got married in 1977. I have never served in the military.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link
I work in newspaper publishers. I got married in 1996. I have a bachelor's degree. I studied accounting. I am married. I drive by myself.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
I take the bus to work. I get to work around 11:00am. I got married in 1981. I had less than 2 weeks off last year. I am married.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link
Wouldn't happen today.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:54 (eight years ago) link
i think that twitter account would be useful for novelists and screenwriters
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link
love the idea of turning forms into voices
― map, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link
Reads a bit like Alan Burns tbh.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link
might help folks generate characters beyond "20something urbanite who works in the culture industries"
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link
Would that something could stop life generating em eh
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link
I love that census Americans account, though I haven't followed it. I actually think I prefer to read it as a long list in one spell, rather than one at a time, periodically. the repetitive effect combined with the great number of individuals really gives you a feeling of the paltry insignificance of a person
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link