Snippets of unpleasant overheard conversation

red line luas, obv

that sounds like one eloquent baby alright

idk I significantly upped legibility for communicative purposes

[used bookstore clerk was having a rant/one-sided conversation with a customer who was apparently a professor at an online diploma mill]

"I can't help but think that ereaders are making us dumber"

"studies show that we retain less information from ebooks than from paperbooks"

"young people don't read classic literature anymore. they don't even know who Thoreau is! ¯\(°_o)/¯ "