ILx "first mentions"

(or maybe they'll just be old men sitting around the fire comparing their permabans)

Ned Raggett wrote this on thread We'll Always Have Paris on board I Love Everything on Jul 23, 2001

I'm with Nicole there -- 'fucktard' seems oh so appropriate for so many people.

ned roguett

http://www.markprindle.com/seven.jpg

j-rock wrote this on thread Would you sleep with Paris Hilton? on board I Love Everything on Apr 19, 2007

I dislike Paris Hilton as much as the next person, but any guy here who says he wouldn't hit it it given the chance, especially if they were drunk, is lying. I don't think that she's particularly good-looking, but I definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. I wouldn't even care if she answered the phone during. It might turn out to be Kim Kardashian, which would be hot.

the rofflestomper (dandydonweiner) wrote this on thread 2013 in Iraq on board I Love Everything on Oct 25, 2013

Violence Reverses Gains In Iraq.

Iraqi security officials say al Qaeda-linked fighters from the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham, or ISIS, are moving aggressively to re-establish a base of operations in Anbar province, the stronghold of the Sunni insurgency during the U.S.-led war.

If the extremists succeed, they would undo one of the hardest-fought gains of U.S. forces and their Iraqi allies. By the time of the U.S. pullout at the end of 2011, the insurgency had been significantly weakened, in large part by a U.S. alliance with moderate Sunni tribesmen.

curmudgeon wrote this on thread Rolling MENA 2014 (Middle East) on board I Love Everything on Jan 16, 2014

That's ISIS, the Al-queda one, right?

Mordy wrote this on thread Rolling MENA 2014 (Middle East) on board I Love Everything on Jan 16, 2014

yeah, it's ISIS - very bleak stuff

sug night (sic) wrote this on thread Do u make a comeface every time u come? on board I Love TMI on Nov 5, 2012

I can't say for sure, I only remember to snap a selfie every third or fourth time

first mentinos

t-t-totally some dude (J0rdan S.) wrote this on thread official liveblog rap album review thread on board I Love Music on Nov 14, 2008

stuntin

over the banner/chris brown beat. our very own david drake shows up on here. not a very good rapper. wayne finally starts rapping over this one at the end. 40 mins or some shit.

cinniblount (James Blount) wrote this on thread Careless Talk Costs Lives: the final issue on board I Love Music on Sep 18, 2003

oh yeah, I love Chunklet, it's just odd to see him piss all over a million indie bands (to my delight) and then drool over...Patton Oswalt.

(video linked no longer available - first Aziz Ansari mention)

http://azizisbored.com/videos/MIA%20Story.mov
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, August 16, 2005 11:26 AM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's funny!
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:11 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah! his website is worth a look.
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:13 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the video was still up about two years ago, presumably due to negligence

gareth wrote this on thread Admit it, this is the crappest UK gov't ever! on board I Love Everything on 20-Feb-2002

i didn't vote for them. i would have voted for jeremy corbyn *our mp - islington north) because he is one if the few reasonable labour mps left, but i wasn't on the register for there, i'm not sure where i'm on the register to be honest.

we got exactly what i expected. i don't so much think of 'Blairism is Thatcherism by stealth' (although it kind of is), its just that thatcher won the war by changing the political landscape so much that parties since have had to fit within that framework (to be fair this hasn't happened just in england) - welfare state seen as luxury.

blairism is thatcherism with the image nicely turned out, with the overt fuck youisms removed - now its for your benefit!

Keegan Michael Key, presenter of the Planet's Funniest Animals.

Painfully unfunny. And the more unfunny he gets, the louder the crowd applauds because some dude is holding up a "laugh" sign behind the camera. Not only that, but he EXPLAINS jokes. You don't explain jokes! Never! ("My cat invited 100 other cats for a party, but nobody came... That's what happens when you throw a POOL PARTY for CATS!" (silence) "THEY HATE WATER!" (audience absolutely explodes with laughter) )

Poor guy probably thinks he's the shit, but man... :-(

― StanM, Wednesday, October 31, 2007 6:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's hilarious that he had that job. I feel like I may have even saw him doing it now that I think of it.

i didn't vote for them. i would have voted for jeremy corbyn *our mp - islington north) because he is one if the few reasonable labour mps left, but i wasn't on the register for there, i'm not sure where i'm on the register to be honest.

we got exactly what i expected. i don't so much think of 'Blairism is Thatcherism by stealth' (although it kind of is), its just that thatcher won the war by changing the political landscape so much that parties since have had to fit within that framework (to be fair this hasn't happened just in england) - welfare state seen as luxury.

blairism is thatcherism with the image nicely turned out, with the overt fuck youisms removed - now its for your benefit!
― gareth, Wednesday, February 20, 2002 1:00 AM (13 years ago)

this is the second mention of that first mention tbf

it's cool, he has options

OH NO SOMEONE WILL GOOGLE "[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]"

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, August 5, 2004 7:41 PM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

banlieue s. jagger

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 2:32 PM (6 years ago)

Jan Willem Broek wrote this on thread Het schaduwkabinet: week 27 - 2010 on board De Subjectivisten on Jul 6, 2010

We worden wereldkampioen, we worden wereldkampioen, we worden wereldkampioen, we worden wereldkampioen, we worden wereldkampioen, we worden wereldkampioen, we worden wereldkampioen, we….ehm sorry, hier onze lijstjes uit het:

Schaduwkabinet

We luisterden naar: Susanne Sundfør, Peg Simone, Rameses III, DAAU, Various Artists - Long Division With Remainders, Hint, Janelle Monáe, Şövkət Ələkbərova, Στέλιος Καζαντζίδης, The Blood Of Heroes, Преслава, عباس قادری, Yüksel Özkasap, Katalin & KristiYana, Foreigner en Copilul de Aur.

Oh, and tell White Van Man that it's not very amusing for me to hear him shouting 'Aye, aye!' every time he sees me wearing my eye patch. Only happens in London. In other cities it's only kids under 8 who say 'Look, Ma, a pirate!'

― Momus, Thursday, August 30, 2001 7:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Van Man otm

First mention of London?

Some slight carryover from this thread: https://li.st/l/3dpoPUT35j7no5wwYM2vIh

Ha, wait. Wrong link.

Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

In the continued absence of Ethan, can I just note the Simpsons' take on Mad:
A typical scene. Bart and Milhouse are reading Mad. Bart: "This is so good. They're really dishing it out to this Spiro Agnew guy." cf Also Comic Book Guy's attitude.

One trick in golden-era Spy I really liked — must dig em out/wd I still find it even a tiny bit funny? — was the Homeric epithet gag: that everyone was always referred to by the SAME two-word life-and-worth summary. Only one I can actually remember at this second: "short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump". Every time The Donald (which = another Spy gag, via some goofy thing Ivana once said) was written about, he was introduced and/or journalistically located as "short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump"

I *always* read Private Eye (= war on journalistic clichea) even though I basically detest its crappy snobbery (war only on SOME kinds of cliche). Assume Spy = ditto, snobwise, for 'Murkins, but Brits somewhat quarantined from sensitivity to same, by the Atlantic if nothing else...

― mark s, Friday, June 15, 2001 5:00 PM (14 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol wtf

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump

That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers.

dammit cuck!
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, April 22, 2005 1:40 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chuck
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, April 22, 2005 1:40 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hahaha Cuck Berry. Goeie artiestennaam hoor. Moet Chuck zijn natuurlijk.

Eppy wrote this on thread 2008 Primaries Thread on board I Love Everything on Jan 24, 2008

McCain will probably not be able to win a GE for the same reasons that certain people who should know better cream their jeans about him: he won't say anything to win an election, he's not very partisan, and he has nuances. Whoever the GOP puts up their main task is going to be turning out disheartened GOP voters. One of the many reasons Hilldog makes me nervous: the Clintons are great for GOP turnout.

Eppy! forgot he posted here, I was trying to remember where I got Hilldog from and that is probably it

miloauckerman (miloauckerman) wrote this on thread I CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS DEPLORABLY INARTICULATE on board I Love Everything on Apr 22, 2004

Because it acomplishes nothing. While you'll probably never cast the deciding vote in a Presidential election, you have even less say without voting at all. It has more to do with what you think than what I think.
No, I have the same say.
To say it again, voting is the absolute least-involved you can be in the political process without not taking part at all. Don't act like voting is some grand, meaningful gesture. For most Americans who even bother to vote, they're voting against one guy. It's a purely reactionary response.

What's the sham, Milo? If you don't feel like a major candidate represents you, vote for a third party. Even the Nadar people have figured that out. But furthermore why does a candidate have to represent everything you stand for? It's not just about YOU.
What's the point in voting for a third-party? Unless I live somewhere that I can elect Bernie Sanders (and let's be honest, dude might as well join the Dems), a third-party vote is meaningless.

I voted for Nader in 2000 hoping beyond hope for 5%. Now, if Democrats were interested in anything but their own power and influence, they would have encouraged Nader voters in Texas, or in New York, or anywhere that the election was locked up before it began. They would have encouraged a progressive voice, and they would have welcomed a message from the left that wasn't bought and sold by corporate donors. Instead they attacked and vilified and attacked and vilified and did what they have to do to win elections, made it a contest of who could scare people more. And continue to do so (cf. Alterman v. McGruder).

The sham is the idea that the major parties are interested in anything more than their own power (ironically, the Republicans are more interested in serving their voters, perhaps because their voters are into power too), and that voting is a meaningful action.

As for the self-involved, "it's not about you" - bullshit. You're not stumping for Kerry out of altruism. It's not a question of the goodness of your heart. You're voting for your own selfish reasons, just like everyone else. Kerry's beliefs are something you support, so you're going to vote for him. Or Kerry's beliefs are just better enough to let you vote against Bush.

My instinct is yes, but I haven't really thought about it enough or read enough analysis of places like Australia where voting is mandatory to make an informed decision.

Forcing someone to vote when they don't want to would be a disaster. What next, enforced voter education, to make sure the decisions are informed?

You want to solve voter apathy? Don't have people like Kerry and Bush at the top of the ticket.

******

you've just outed yourself as a laissez-faire capitalist. I don't know what you're doing voting for Nader.

Your vote has nothing to do with you, you're voting for Kerry out of the goodness of your heart, just a gift to the rest of us.

I know. We need to get past this partisanship. I mean, Bush isn't so bad.

That's the thing, and this goes back to what John D. said in the other thread - you wouldn't have a problem with Bush if he had a D next to his name. You're OK with Clinton fucking poor people and killing people halfway around the globe and refusing to do anything for basic civil rights.

Your problem isn't that Bush is "so bad," but that Bush is on the wrong team.

That's the problem with your partisanship, it has no basis in principle.

xpost to 1st response:

JUST BLAZE is dope... He did work with Buckshot on his BDI THUG solo and also with Half-A-mill in the early days.. now with Jay-Z and the rest of the ROC A FELLA crew.. he's moving up... he did excellent production for them.. KAYNE WEST also did an excellent job on the BLUEPRINT album.
HARDCORE HIP-HOP RECORD REVIEWS http://hardcorehiphop.cjb.net

― Todd, Thursday, November 29, 2001 8:00 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman) wrote this on thread STRAPPED: Why America's 20- and 30- Something's Can't Get Ahead on board I Love Everything on Jan 26, 2006

I thought the cut-off was 1981, with the MILLENIALS (worst gen-nickname ever) starting in '82. But that was something I read in Time or Newsweek years ago.

this seems to be first use of "millenial" wrt a generation, rather than in the sense of "relating to the millennium"

Neil Howe and William Strauss, who have done a lot of research on U.S. generations, break the 20th century into the following categories:
G.I Generation: 1901 to 1924
Silent Generation: 1925 to 1942
Boomer Generation: 1943 to 1960
13er Generation (Gen. X): 1961 to 1981
Millenial Generation (Gen. Y): 1982 to 2003

Which is an average of 20 years per generation.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, May 6, 2003 7:10 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I misspelled "millennial"?

Huh, I guess I did. A follow-up post from that thread:

Characteristics of millenial generation, I'm guessing, are a rapidly increasing dependence on and interest in technology in daily life. I was thinking how different my own life is than it was, say, 10 years ago. Pre-internet seems like a diff generation to me.
― dleone (dleone), Tuesday, May 6, 2003 1:21 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hadn't noticed! I checked with the correct spelling, and those posts still seem to predate the first use of "millennial" (to refer to a generation rather than an era, though there's a few where it's borderline) and "millennials", respectively

Sinkah!

In the continued absence of Ethan, can I just note the Simpsons' take on Mad:

A typical scene. Bart and Milhouse are reading Mad. Bart: "This is so good. They're really dishing it out to this Spiro Agnew guy." cf Also Comic Book Guy's attitude.

One trick in golden-era Spy I really liked — must dig em out/wd I still find it even a tiny bit funny? — was the Homeric epithet gag: that everyone was always referred to by the SAME two-word life-and-worth summary. Only one I can actually remember at this second: "short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump". Every time The Donald (which = another Spy gag, via some goofy thing Ivana once said) was written about, he was introduced and/or journalistically located as "short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump"

I *always* read Private Eye (= war on journalistic clichea) even though I basically detest its crappy snobbery (war only on SOME kinds of cliche). Assume Spy = ditto, snobwise, for 'Murkins, but Brits somewhat quarantined from sensitivity to same, by the Atlantic if nothing else...

― mark s, Saturday, 16 June 2001 00:00 (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm bored of it. It's as simple as that. I'm not prepared to listen to any more mansplaining, thank you...

― post-graduate education in Ladyology (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 5 August 2010 10:17 (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... had to be!

almost fpd u by reflex

luba (luba) wrote this on thread Week 45 on board De Subjectivisten on Nov 5, 2002

Nieuwe lijstjes! Een dwarsdoorsnee:

Blak Twang - So Rotten
Action Biker - Farrah
Diverse Artiesten - Red Hot & Riot
khanate - khanate
Erase Errata live in OCCII
johnny cash - american iv the man comes around
Tim - My way
Kaito - Special Life
Melaton - Falling star EP
Arpnet - Wireless Internet
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings - Dap-Dippin' with...
Madrugada - Grit
Transmissionary Six - Untitled

Bring it on.

Matt DC (Matt DC) wrote this on thread Celebrities who look like Gelflings on board I Love Everything on 14-Apr-2003

Meanwhile, someone has just alerted me to the uncanny resemblence between dominatrix Tory MP Theresa May and a Skeksis...

i got a thing for swag cru and i can't let go (tpp) wrote this on thread lil b (the based god) on board I Love Music on Feb 22, 2011

kendrick lamar sounds like he should probably quit smoking

lag∞n wrote this on thread showtime's Homeland =[a tolerable claire danes, mandy patinkin & that girl from firefly naked] on board I Love Everything on Dec 10, 2012

i kept hoping theyd throw us a bone re brodys phone not being tapped during conspiracy to assassinate the vice president video conference, like nasir was using snapchat or something

first Mensch-ion

Mark G wrote this on thread The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread on board I Love Everything on Jul 19, 2011

1709: The session is restarted after 15 minutes. Tory MP Louise Mensch continues her questioning. She praises Mr Murdoch's "immense guts" for facing the committee.