Eurovision 2015

Okay, Spain, what the hell was that? And Austria, I kind of hated your entry at first... but it grew on me. A little Elton John Lennon thingadoo.

And I love Georgia's entry, but it's not gonna win. The video is fab (if a little cliched). Ditto Romenia.

would have been better if the guys marching out during France had been Michelin men

"But officer, you don't understand! 'As I got outside I smiled to the dog" is the name of my dog!"

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welcome to tory britain

fuck this is hateful haha

It's like if Heaven was modelled after Butlins.

Fittingly the UK entry included some scat.

whoa @ banjo

I liked the witchcult Armenians. Song nothing special but at least tolerable and they prob sacrifice goats to Satan, so they have my vote.

otm

lithuania kiss trying to hide their 6th rate taytay biting

this rules

Get readyfor the bosh

Would be very happy for this to win.

ok I am just going to vote 20 times for Serbia

serbia always have a good song don't they?

has my multiple votes!

yeah this is great

Norway don't look too happy to be following Serbia.

Serbia = excellent masks, turns into a pumpin' barnstormer at the end. Definitely best song so far.

go on, you two kiss as well ffs

the swedish guy just pulled a lot of smoke out of his butt, I'm open to this

Sweden is probably the best pop song but idk if the juries will go for it.

It's tainted with a Maroon 5 style smugness.

I like Cyprus. I don't care. He seems like a nice young man.

Feel like this could have won for Ireland in '94.

sensitive euro man

not getting any patriotic pangs here

Halfway through I was expecting him to rip open his shirt to reveal a Superman costume, then some Euro bosh bosh music to drop.

Sweden was rubbish, but at least funny. This Cyprus dude is a fucking "nice guy".

By which I mean, Jemmmmmmmmmmble.

this is a beatles rip-off amongst other things

It's between Serbia and Australia at the moment.

(I Will being the song ripped off)

downunder funk it up

I like Australia but it might be the drink talking. Should make a solid showing.

quite enjoying les belges

Very different from the standard EV fair. Bits of Lorde and Fever Ray.

autplay

Hated Australia. Weirdly quite liked Belgium - sort of minimalist staccato vibes? I want to murder Austria. All of Austria.

what does this Austria one sound exactly like? I'm singing along to it but can't work out what it is

belgium is 2nd best behind serbia so far

austria's is note-for-note ripped from something famous, someone do the honours

SOMEONE PLEASE BURN HIM

Justin Lee Collins hates pianos.

lol emil.y

Montenegro is oddly compelling.

points already for not singing in English

Not George Galloway's most humiliating TV appearance by a long way.

yeah it's good but it ain't quite serbia. poor montenegrins