lol i was just thinking about this thread. some classic quotes imo.
― surm, Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
McWilliams is the perfect nothing fuckwith to bookend the Celtic tiger.
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
He did alright for himself in its aftermath
― tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
yeah but I mean consider the validity of the measure
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link
Society may be in the gutter but it used to be in the sewer
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
Anyway, we're missing the point. What are we to do with this nationwide infestation of Bebo clones and boy-racers??
― tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 21 May 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
everywhere i look a 9-yr old has an ipad now. i don't even have an ipad. what's wrong with this picture.
― surm, Monday, 25 May 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
cyber children roam the streets, roided up on data
― bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 May 2015 11:40 (eight years ago) link
smothered in their data cocoon, they forget the use of speech and mindmeld with their robot brethren through the furious click-clacking of computer keys
― tayto fan (Michael B), Monday, 25 May 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link
this generation has long ago "swiped left" on morals and values
― bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 May 2015 12:35 (eight years ago) link
gleefully dismantling society "piece by piece"? there's an "app" for that
― bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 May 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
we "liked" things in my day too. we "liked" them. oh we "liked" them alright.
― bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 May 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
you used to have to type a number on your smartphone, now you just pull a nasty face at a pensioner and it'll speed dial your whole gang
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Monday, 25 May 2015 12:40 (eight years ago) link
i stuck my penis in the headphone jack of my smartphone the other day - not a policeman in sight. i did it again. nothing. i called them to tell them i'd done it - not their problem, not me guv.
― bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 25 May 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
i can't figure out how to snap a chat for the life of me. i got one the other day and nearly had a seizure. when i was a kid, we could chat without the wonders of visual editing technology.
― surm, Monday, 25 May 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
I remember when a Yorkie could barely fit in your hand. 'Tis all downsizing and up-pricing these days....
― tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
Seriously though, smaller Yorkies are a fucking travesty
― tayto fan (Michael B), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
remember when lifesavers used to be hard?
― surm, Saturday, 30 May 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
My google search for "Bebo Clone" was dissappointing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoGTkOtSc18
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 30 May 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-poo-bm-bargains-southport-9436282
― mmmm, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
taking a b.m. in b&m
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 11:37 (eight years ago) link
Fucking hell.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link
siitg Brazilian style
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIvt4sEWoAEQiIN.jpg
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 13:19 (eight years ago) link
"percussionista lesbica"?
― Number None, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 13:28 (eight years ago) link
needs more teeth
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
don't worry, Alan Titchmarsh is here to save us
TITCHMARSH'S MANIFESTO FOR BRITAIN: CELEBRITY GARDENER PLEDGES TO RESTORE COMMON SENSE TO PARLIAMENT1. Election campaigns to last one day - not five weeks.2. Anyone who throws litter out of a car will spend a week working at the local tip.3. Sell-by dates on food and antibacterial wipes will be abolished. Food lasts longer than you think and you need to build up your antibodies in the interests of not being a burden on the NHS.4. Poldark will be screened every Sunday evening throughout the year5. Wire coat-hangers will be banned6. If you chop down a tree you plant another five to replace it.7. All children will have lessons in nature and gardening from the ages of five through to 18.8. Tweeting is to be outlawed and a charge of £100 a year levied on those who feel the need to go on Facebook. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144377/Watch-Cameron-Alan-Titchmarsh-reveals-ambition-MP-calls-Poldark-screened-year-bans-sell-dates-Twitter.html#ixzz3eYWKZK15 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
1. Election campaigns to last one day - not five weeks.
2. Anyone who throws litter out of a car will spend a week working at the local tip.
3. Sell-by dates on food and antibacterial wipes will be abolished. Food lasts longer than you think and you need to build up your antibodies in the interests of not being a burden on the NHS.
4. Poldark will be screened every Sunday evening throughout the year
5. Wire coat-hangers will be banned
6. If you chop down a tree you plant another five to replace it.
7. All children will have lessons in nature and gardening from the ages of five through to 18.
8. Tweeting is to be outlawed and a charge of £100 a year levied on those who feel the need to go on Facebook.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3144377/Watch-Cameron-Alan-Titchmarsh-reveals-ambition-MP-calls-Poldark-screened-year-bans-sell-dates-Twitter.html#ixzz3eYWKZK15 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
― soref, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
RIP DM twitter feed
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link
remember when he lost his cool at cesar millan
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLVVrSUWwAAk0G_.jpg
― Neil S, Saturday, 1 August 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11831812_10207695193121550_4184049604962623457_n.jpg?oh=0a09f537500f90c502f82bd594061b68&oe=565602B4
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link
CROSS-HATCHING OF THE 80'S
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 3 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/09/british-airways-fire-we-saw-the-smoke-the-smell-was-bitter-it-was-time-to-panic#comment-59084330
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 07:55 (eight years ago) link
url is the most underrated liars EP, btw
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 12:56 (eight years ago) link
👍
― ogmor, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/794sIYf.jpg
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 20 September 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link
Best Underground American Noise Act of the Noise-Punk Era (ca. 1998-2005)
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
the last real
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
also non-retro, also immune to being licensed and used in marketing/ad industry
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:48 (eight years ago) link
don't forget sweaty
― westminster cerdo ring (wins), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_28/1110576/150707-jared-fogle-mt-1234_d1576557f05c0d7b00efe180119ffefe.nbcnews-fp-1200-800.jpg
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
lol ... speaking as an "ivy league brat" who spent a lot of time making that scene a "scene"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
loves his brats does jared
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
a bit too old
― sarahell, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link
not sure how this didn't get posted already
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link
with deep gratitude and appreciation https://medium.com/@on3ness/society-is-in-the-gutter-21c1b8bdff5f#.ur4vvil9k
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
One time I found a dead dog in the street. There was a boy, not much older than me, crying. I asked is this your dog. He just looked at me. Later we fought in the war together.
― ice crӕm, 25 August 2008 21:16 (1 year ago) Bookmark
i mean, i'd read that book.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:07 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
srsly
― ilxors ananimus (onimo), Tuesday, 15 December 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
some musings in response to that excellent blog post.
it is time that people woke up - this kind of thing is happening every day.
https://medium.com/@rmkf/a-thought-at-christmas-9914ae356f22#.scmbt5rfd
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:51 (eight years ago) link
“We did not much like the Taliban in my village,” Haji Lal Pur said. “But at least they were Afghans and we understood each other. But now that Da’esh have come, we miss the Taliban.”
― The ✓ fan from the hilarious "xd" coombics (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 December 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/freddiedeboer/status/687345760711520256
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
the rustling of garbage is all we can hear
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link