Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

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Count me as one ov the hataz. I thought they were absolute horrible ugly bloody rubbish when they first came out, and I still get thee shudders when I hear one of their numbers. Ugh.

N0RM4N PH4Y, Sunday, 1 September 2002 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the whole question of sexism in Poison's lyrics is influenced by the fact that music video work was a big part of how bands were received at that time. (I'd venture to say moreso than today, considering MTV is no longer really an outlet for music videos last time I heard.) As I remember it, Poison's videos utilized scantily-clad women as window-dressing/meat/object-to-be-acted-upon as much or more than any of their peers'.

What I mean is that even if you can argue for more blatant examples like the Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" as not having explicitly sexist content within the lyrics themselves, mentally it's hard to separate the song from the images of going-to-seed Vince Neil ogling chicks doused in water.

But charges of sexism may be disingenuous coming from a man, so I'll say no more on the subject. Just throwing the idea out there.

More importantly, whatever your feelings about GnR's style/songs/media profile, the problem with comparing them to Bon Jovi, Loverboy and Poison is that those bands didn't/couldn't rock, and Guns 'N' Roses, at least on Appetite, did.

wl, Sunday, 1 September 2002 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you're talking about Spin, no revision was necessary. Appetite For Destruction was greeted as a masterpiece at the time.

I remember GnR having a near universal appeal in 1988: Jane's Addiction fans, pop heads, Nietzsche-reading hipsters all loved them. As a highschool senior, I remember seeing a GnR tee shirt (on a metal girl in Madison, Wisconsin) that made me shudder: an illustration of a woman who's just been gang-raped (wasn't this the original cover art for Appetite?). But by the time I was a college freshman in D.C. the same year, I was having long drunk argumenents with new friends about which was better: Appetite or It Takes a Nation of Millions. Both were consensus picks in dorm rooms across the country.

Pete Scholtes, Sunday, 1 September 2002 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

an illustration of a woman who's just been gang-raped

I don't know that this is a defense of GnR using that image, but I'm almost completely sure it was a pre-existing work of art by Robert Williams that Axl picked for the album insert. I'm no expert, but a lot of Williams' stuff is similarly ugly in theme. There was contraversy at the time, and the image was pulled from subsequent pressings, I belive.

wl, Sunday, 1 September 2002 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't want to completely derail this thread but what does Hatebreed have to do with "fagbashing"?

Kris (aqueduct), Sunday, 1 September 2002 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow, I love Robert Williams. And sheesh, now that I see that image again, I don't know what to think...

This may betray some of my cultural prejudices at the time, but the painting just screamed YAY RAPE! to me when I saw it connected to a heavy metal band. Now I don't know what it screams. I do remember being turned on by the metal girl wearing it...

Pete Scholtes, Sunday, 1 September 2002 17:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Even if I liked Appetite I couldn't imagine being so rockist as to put it in the same class as Nation Of Millions. (Where would you place Led Zeppelin or Deep Purple albums? Or was Appetite a greater achievement, as I'm sure I will be told now?)

Of the bands I listed BOC's the only one I really care about so I won't press the comparisons. (And Agents Of Fortune blows away Appetite while getting 17% of the press IMO - Does it rock as much? I don't know and don't know that I care.) All I wanted to say was that I don't think Guns'n'Roses was unique for an 80s hard rock band in terms of the breadth of their influences. I don't hear much other than bad Aerosmith.

sundar subramanian, Monday, 2 September 2002 05:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't want to completely derail this thread but what does Hatebreed have to do with "fagbashing"?

Read this.

Jody Beth Rosen, Monday, 2 September 2002 06:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

The singer of STRETCH ARMSTRONG physically stepped in between to prevent one of the HATEBREEDERS from attacking me with his giant neck.

this is even funnier that that recording guy's journals! (except i guess it's not)

ron (ron), Monday, 2 September 2002 06:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm still waiting to see where the "revisionism" has been documented. SPIN liked GnR circa Appetite, Rolling Stone gave it a 5 star review. Even Xgau gave it a B-, which is hardly putting it in the ranks of suckdom. The Musichound guidebook refers to Appetite as a "landmark album". Clearly, at least in the mainstream, Appetite was very well received both crictically and commercially.

Granted, the tide of good press retreated almost as soon as Axl put out an album with bigoted lyrics, though the Use Your Illusion albums got pretty good reviews and sold well.

Again, where's the revisionism? There is definitely interest by the mainstream press to cover a band that sold tens of millions of records ten years ago, but that's a perfectly legitimate story when the context of what has happened publically to the band. Just giving this incarnation of GnR a lot of press is NOT revising the critical assessment of their music. If that's being done, I haven't seen it.

Don Weiner, Monday, 2 September 2002 10:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Brett Anderson bigged up GnR in one of his first NME interviews. Cue much chin stoking from floppy haired hipsters......

adam b (adam b), Monday, 2 September 2002 12:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, that isn't ture in the States, Vic. magazines regularly talk about how great they were/allegedly might still be.
that's the entire point of this discussion.

(I live in Montreal, and am from Boston, so I'm not coming at this from a European sensibility). All the coverage I see of them this in this day is how Axl has a band together made up of various odd parts, and he doesn't quite know what he wants to do with it (Industrial? Moby producing?). And before he did those live New Year's shows a few years back, all the talk was "Does he still have it? Is he really fat and bald now?" I don't think this is critical rehab (unless you consider 1993-now critical rehab for Michael Jackson).

I'm saying this from the topic question "So how come the critical makeover stateside?" doesn't make any sense, because they were always held pretty high in the press ("Sure Axl comes to the stage three hours late, but is there a better album intro than 'Welcome To The Jungle'?"), and someone else, since I posted, put up examples showing this.

Vic Funk, Monday, 2 September 2002 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Of the bands I listed BOC's the only one I really care about so I won't press the comparisons. (And Agents Of Fortune blows away Appetite while getting 17% of the press IMO - Does it rock as much? I don't know and don't know that I care.) All I wanted to say was that I don't think Guns'n'Roses was unique for an 80s hard rock band in terms of the breadth of their influences. I don't hear much other than bad Aerosmith

Point taken, and I wasn't trying to confuse things. My statement just came from the fact that I personally don't see "GnR as genre synthesis" among their main strengths, although others have furthered that argument. I'd agree at best their style is largely a straight Aerosmith rip, maybe bringing in the Stones and Zep (the two bands Aerosmith was a rip of anyway).

I was trying to shift things toward "rock bands are supposed to rock; that's what GnR did and did well." It's fine to like the lite-weights you mentioned better, but there's a category in which they can't even compete with GnR. BOC did rock. I've not heard Agents (perhaps I'll have to pick it up), but as you've admitted you're comparing very different bands from different eras. Not that one can't do that; BOC just seems to be a random choice that doesn't really get to the heart of whatever's at issue here.

wl, Monday, 2 September 2002 14:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

GET IN THE RING MUTHAFUCKAS AND I'LL KICK YOUR PUNY LITTLE ASSES

Queen I drank Axl's Piss Muthafuckin G, Monday, 2 September 2002 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think anything below a B+ in the Consumer Guide places it in Christgau's realm of suckdom.

Side note: I came down on the side of "It Takes a Nation" in the "Appetite" vs. "It Takes a Nation" debate. Keep in mind, I had all sorts of weird debates in college, especially with the AV guys who listened to Bill Laswell nonstop and filed pot under "p" in the office. They hated L.L. Cool J's "Radio," the first CD I ever bought. Too minimal.

Pete Scholtes, Monday, 2 September 2002 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

FWIW Pete, Xgau gave The Spaghetti Incident an A-. So I guess maybe Xgau was unsure of the GnR suckdom overall. Maybe the "Christgau realm of suckdom" is another thread entirely.

PS I see Steve Perry is coming back to the CP. I always liked him.

Don Weiner, Monday, 2 September 2002 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jody thanks for posting that link, that was pretty hilarious!

Kris (aqueduct), Monday, 2 September 2002 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I was younger I refused to listen to Guns in Roses because I thought Axl Rose was a wank. Then I borrowed a copy of 'Appetite for Destruction' from a friend out of boredom.

While I wasn't too impressed it did have 'Sweet Child of Mine' which in my opinion is classic.

Rich (fractal), Tuesday, 3 September 2002 00:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

An exhausted (after driving all day not after discussing shitty old rock bands) thought: Maybe those other bands seem to not rock as hard because they attempted genre synthesis? Making a claim like "rock bands should rock - G'n'R rocked" - that's basically asking for a certain degree of genre purity and conservatism, isn't it? Like how hard can an album rock if it's 50% country ballads? If Guns 'n' Roses actually did go as far into disco and new wave as Loverboy did on their first album would you still hear them as rocking appropriately hard? (Rock guitars and - sexually ambiguous at the same time - words over a disco beat, synths, and female backup singers - now that's genre sythesis.) Or would they become pop lite-weights? Pyromania probably rocks harder than Hysteria and it's because it's less experimental in production, has less synths, and includes fewer forays into pop balladry - it's purer, more classically rock. In fact, I remember that was why a lot of the acclaim for G'n'R was there in the first place (or at least it seemed that way to my preteen self) - that they were a resurgence of 'real' classic-style hard rock after years of faggy faux-metal glam bands with synths and pop harmonies and - worst of all - overproduced ballads. Finally, someone who knew how to really rock! If you closed your eyes and didn't listen to the words, you could almost pretend it was Aerosmith circa 1976. (OK, I added that bit myself.) The more hard-rocking - and more critically respected - bands who were more comparable to G'n'R, like Motley Crue or Cinderella, were the most conservative bands of the era.

BOC was chosen just because they strike me as a more interesting band in hard rock history who don't get nearly the same level of attention. That it seems like a random choice is part of the point.

sundar subramanian, Tuesday, 3 September 2002 01:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, CP loses Keith Harris and gains Steve Perry in the same week. The lord giveth...

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 3 September 2002 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe those other bands seem to not rock as hard because they attempted genre synthesis?

I agree with you that GnR probably appealed to people's rock-conservative/ traditionalist instincts.

On the other hand, as much as I honestly don't want to prolong this, and I'm sure I'll be pushing my ILM cred into the negative numbers (oaf! rockist!)...

Genre synthesis has nothing to do with it. In no way are the two things mutually exclusive. Bon Jovi, Loverboy or Poison could not possibly rock. Not even in their dreams.

And country or pretty much any other pre- or non-rock genre, if pitched correctly and played by musicians with any sense of rhythmic interplay and proclivity for the hard stuff, can be integrated and made to, um, rock.

Hold on, examples: How about Fugazi's integration of dub and Gang of Four-derived funk? I'll probably get hanged for this (and their shtick certainly got old/repetitive quick), but how about Rage Against the Machine's integration of hip hop into Sab-style classic rock riffing? Dare I mention Soul Coughing smushing jazz, hip hop and avant material into music that definitely rocked? Can we go back and count Buffalo Springfield and its spinoffs as successful and rocking integration of country?

(I know these examples are all over the place.)

However dreadful you find the music any of the above-mentioned (I don't), in the physical/ rhythmic sense they all tear the roof off the mother.

wl, Tuesday, 3 September 2002 04:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I first heard Guns and Roses when I was fifteen. Before the record was released they played a whole GnR gig on Radio With Pictures, a late night TV show that featured 'alternative' music. So they were considered 'alternative.'

Later I was on the school bus and a metaller recommended a tape to me - it was a bootleg of the Guns and Roses tape not yet released in New Zealand - with a label printed on orange tape from a labelling gun. Everybody thought they were fantastic - fantastic enough to make and distribute bootlegs of their tapes, which was very rare.

I saw the video for 'Sweet Child O' Mine' on TV yesterday. Axl Rose looked cool - it was before he ever wore bike shorts, obviously - and Izzy Stradlin definitely looked Johnny Thunders. I suppose you could say Keith Richards but that would be giving in to him. He was wearing a black jacket with thin lapels, dark aviator glasses, good cheekbones, and had longish black hair cut in the European style.

maryann, Tuesday, 3 September 2002 08:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd like to add to my already too-long previous post that I feel that I've painted myself into a corner. I've defended GnR as a rockin' band, when I know there are plenty of rockin' bands I myself don't want to listen to if I can help it. Must admit that even for a "rockist"(?) sometimes rockin' just isn't enough.

Numbers:

1) It just pains my Inner Hesher to hear a Loverboy>GnR formulation.

2) Either praise or attack on GnR based on their ability to combine genres seems beside the point to me.

3) "Genre synthesis," as I clumsily put it, does not preclude physically compelling music.

And with that I shut up. Please hold your applause.

wl, Tuesday, 3 September 2002 14:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

it wasn't just brett anderson.
they were the manics' 2nd fave
band after p.e. for all their
early nme/mm/etc interviews.

didn't they cover it's so easy ?
can't remember.

piscesboy, Wednesday, 4 September 2002 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

seven months pass...
Speaking of rehabilitation, anyone else heard about this?:
http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/news/shownews.php?newsid=674
How would this rehabilitate the group? Or sully it?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah I saw something about that, between those two I guess I hope they pick Bach.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ooh! I can't decide between Weiland, who I legitimately like and who could use a chance to RAWK, and the campy fun that is Sebastian Bach!

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait a minute; I haven't even finished reading the article yet, but GUEST VOCALIST GINA GERSHON??? WOW!!

Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good thread to revive, sez me.

"My Michelle" and "Mr Brownstone"...good heavens, those are dreadful songs

I think so, too, but not in the way you mean. They actually cause dread in me. I recoil in horror at the blatant misogyny, the filth. But isn't that what they want me to do? I don't mean to excuse it as morally acceptable, but it's emotionally affecting as hell. Appetite may not be a great record, and I'm not especially interested in the technique of the playing on it, but it's an honest record. It's honestly fucked up, and a little disturbing. It's not just a show. Axl comes off as a real person on that record -- not a pleasant one, but a real one all the same. And it's really something.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

GINA GERSHON!!!

Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 02:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

three months pass...
I've gotten over most of my GnR issues though I still think they're probably overrated. Dunno if I'd rate them higher than Loverboy still but whatever. Maybe.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, this showed up on the New Answers page for some reason.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

'A joke. Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me!' For writing this on the album cover, they deserve it as their epitaph, fuck them

dave q, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

eight months pass...
I think Axl is the sexiest and most talented man that ever surfaced the planet; and everyone else has way too much free time- if you in any way think Guns n' Roses was anything less than amazing, than you don't know a great band when your hear/see one.

TheMostBeautifulCoolestGirlEver, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago) link

Oh...and I forgot to mention that I too want to fuck Axl, circa 87-93 Axl anyways.

TheMostBeautifulCoolestGirlEver, Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:53 (twenty years ago) link

Wait wait wait I should blaming Axl for the cracking off my driveway. That fucker's not resurfacing it again, I'll say that.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, but you don't rock.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

Appetite may not be a great record, and I'm not especially interested in the technique of the playing on it, but it's an honest record. It's honestly fucked up, and a little disturbing. It's not just a show. Axl comes off as a real person on that record -- not a pleasant one, but a real one all the same.

everything kenan says here = completely OTM. i don't know if GNR are the best metal band ever, but they're certainly the most INTERESTING one i can think of.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

"honest/real" /= interesting (or for that matter good.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago) link

we caught the MuchMusic Power Hour Greatest Heavy Metal Albums of All Time show some weeks ago... Bon Jovi made it, beating Sabbath. Motley Crue was there, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Metallica, and we both correctly guessed Appetite for Destruction as #1.

yeah!

derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 07:02 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
everybody once knew that GnR sucked but now the same people (or their replacements) are busily revising the canonical estimation

I find this an odd concept. there was a brief period when everyone thought that GnR sucked, but that was, coincidentally, the period when everyone thought that Nirvana was good. around the time that knee-jerk reactions against rock stars died down-- around the time that critics stopped giving a free pass for celebrity to any musician who feigned modesty, in some sort of Everyman inversion of the "rock god" trope-- most critics went back to acknowledging GNR as one of the best bands left carrying the blues-based riff rock torch through the '80s.

and the idea of "Appetite" as a "filler" album of any sort is just too weird for me to cognitively process in any way that might yield a response.

oh wait, this thread is three years old. nevermind!

James, Tuesday, 16 August 2005 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

GNR was never forgotten. There were a decent amount of people who chose to dismiss them for a few years because of that whole "anti-rock-star" phase that youth culture supposedly endured while Nirvana was huge. But the truth is that the majority of those who enjoyed them on some level never considered them insignificant. If there were a period of time since Appetite when their popularity did slightly diminish, I would have to go with '96 through '98. ("Estranged" was still recieving heavy rotation MTV airplay in early '94, and "November Rain" remained their top 90's video until at least 1995. Years later, the buzz surrounding Chinese Democracy somewhat exploded with the release of "O My God" and that SPIN cover story from 2000-ish.)

billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I wanna stab your face off

kid, Monday, 12 September 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi, Vince!

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Monday, 12 September 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...
Use your illusion albums - forgattable???? 8)
You all must be jokin'...
Guns n Roses were such a special band..Fuck all Van Halen and Slayer...
They're lookin' like shits with instruments, their music is too similar to other bands..nuthin' really excitin'...
Guns N Roses were fuckin' geniuses...No band ever sounded like similar to them...
And this one goes for the sucker who has written that november rain is a bad song..> "go fuck yourself you loser, critise your own retardity and disability to write a song,motherfucker"...
November rain isn't the best gnr song but it's a fuckin' good song

Tino Troublemaker, Friday, 3 March 2006 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Getting all psyched up for a Friday night's wandering around and shouting insults, I see.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 March 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Like that wasn't you logged out Ned.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 3 March 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm usually more coy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Guns n Roses were such a special band..Fuck all Van Halen and Slayer...
They're lookin' like shits with instruments, their music is too similar to other bands..nuthin' really excitin'...

haha

Charlie Howard, Monday, 28 April 2008 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Haven't read the thread, and somebody has probably already pointed this out, but the assumptions behind it are pretty confused. For whatever it's worth, this is better than Sabbath or Slayer (and probably Zeppelin, and maybe Metallica) ever did in P&J:

The 1988 Pazz & Jop Critics Poll

Albums
26. Guns N' Roses: Appetite for Destruction (Geffen) 190 (14) *

Singles
3. Guns N' Roses: "Sweet Child o' Mine" (Geffen) 30
13. Guns N' Roses: "Welcome to the Jungle"/"Mr. Brownstone" (Geffen) 20

[They were written in about as "just another Sunset Strip hair metal band" for maybe six months in 1987, as I recall -- before the songs wound up on MTV and the radio, and the album started to sell. But to pretend "everybody" -- meaning critics -- disliked them back then is the real revisionism here. And right, metal mags kinda loved them from the git-go.)

xhuxk, Monday, 28 April 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link


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