If you met Avril Lavigne at a party and she was well drunk would you lie to her about her music in the hope of copping a feel?

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Avril's head is so disproportionately giant that she could eat Calum's head and still have room for several pounds of back bacon

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

mmm salted calum

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I had some of that in Scotland, they serve it with beer

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:35 (nineteen years ago) link

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

He was a boy, she was a girl/her head was larger than Jupiter

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This is an incredibly stupid thread.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

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