people that YELP are scumbags

Perversely that made me crave Wendy's for lunch.

Worse Wendys I ever have been to.

Food is not fresh. Not cooked well. Service is slow.

i like wendy's "food"

I like their disgusting "sour cream."

I regret admitting that.

This is from Tripadvisor but I needed to post this review of the Limes Cafe in Bilsthorpe (UK):

“Ham cob”
4 of 5 stars Reviewed March 19, 2015

Brill food great customer service but the ham on the cob was abit past its sell buy date. The lattice was brown
Visited March 2015

lol + gross

This is what I get for Googling to see if Billy Cobham had ever put out an album called "Ham on the Cob" I guess.

Cami M.
0 friends 0 reviews
6/5/2015
DO NOT COME ON FRIDAYS IF YOU ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 22-29 this shit was an OLD HEAD NIGHT !!! No new hip hop music was played at all. ONLY OLD Year 2000 and house music was played and the drinks were overpriced STAY AWAY

Year 2000 = old.... *sobs*

mmm old head

"Side note - the bartender was very nice, BUT, he didn't ID me which made me sad because it was my birthday."

https://twitter.com/blippoblappo/status/618841417184616448

Polish that up a little and you'd have a beautiful quid/ag NYT piece on the decline of service in five star restaurants.

jfc people are assholes

ORANGE

MOST flowers are spring colors, right? Because they bloom in the fucking spring?

disclaimer: I done gone eaten myself some fancy dinners so I gots to hold Sorellina to a higher standard! Therefore I'm going to be way harsh and deal some tough love this-a-way!

About 4 minutes go by (this is actually a LONG time when you are waiting for a hot meal) and I quietly said to my mom "Where is my entree?"

i've got a feeling jaime m. has never said anything quietly to anyone in her entire life

yelp search term gold: "who he thinks he is"

oh god

About 40,100 results (0.81 seconds)

We order a margarita that came suuuper week, so we complaint with her about it, off course she said nothing could be done, so we decided to order a shot of tequila on the side to drop into the drink, she stated the dropping the shot in the drink was against 'their rules', she brought the shots and said we had to drink in front of her!!! HOW DARE WAS SHE!!! What the heck?! If you are paying for your shot you drink the way you want! So stupid, saying that we would not take the shot to not get crazy, we returned the shot to the 'smart ass' waiter and walked to the bar, bought two shots, brought it back to the table and added to our weak margarita.
My friends son, 23 year old had a heat, back words, security came in saying to fix the heat or leave. We asked why, what's the problem, he said that they see it as a disrespectful action towards them and they don't tolerate that... Whatever.

HOW DARE WAS SHE!!!

fuck fixing a heat

i don't understand what it means to "have a heat"

i can't make my face into a heat

[kid's hat was on backwards]

Likely an English as a second language writer, keep it cool.

uh...

Likely an English as a second language writer, keep it cool.

― nickn, Thursday, July 23, 2015 3:46 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was my suspicion too. ty for the translation rogermexico

tengo calor

The food here is just OK, Nothing special.
Service sucks unless you are a mexican.
They seem to get the order mixed up easily.
They forgot my drink with my order, Not going back here EVER.

I'm noticing for hotel reviews on Yelp/Priceline that "it's in a bad part of town" is shorthand for "a place where some poor people might live" srsly learned to start ignoring that part and just focus on the amenities/does it have bedbugs.

yet I feel like in the realm of one to two star hotels, I have yet to find one review where someone doesn't claim they got bedbugs, sooooo...

like everybody says the hotel I'm in right now was in a 'bad part of town' on Yelp and I'm here and it totally isn't! it's just a college area like any other state! and there was a kickass restaurant right next to the hotel! fuck you Yelpers! FUCK 2 YOU!!!

Reading Yelp is a sad substitute for discovering shit on your own or by word of mouth

huh. never discovered anything on yelp but i enjoy reading the 1* reviews of places i like

Yelp is useful for "what around here isn't completely terrible" and not much beyond that

IDK, I find great value in finding the least worst place to go. I'd miss it if it was gone.

Yeah, I think you can learn to read Yelp pretty well and use it to find places in towns you don't know, but never literally. The key is to look at restaurants you do know in a few different places, and then you get a feel what what praise is really damnation and vice versa.

oh god

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/08/05/coming-to-yelp-a-bigger-dose-of-data-on-health-care-facilities/

'I just put my mom in there today.'

Ugh. At least ProPublica is involved?

i'd like to know more about clinics and hospitals. i don't want to know what yelpers think about clinics and hospitals. sort of like restaurants

Not that I've taken it that many times, but do the Yelp reviews of Peter Pan buslines seem disproportionately terrible? It's as though these people have never taken a regular bus anywhere before and are shocked by what it entails.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/peter-pan-bus-lines-new-york

multiple reviewers seem to be challenged at ordering tickets for the correct day of their trip, one is upset at the "subpar professionalism" of the driver because he tossed people's luggage (what do you think happens to it on an airplane?), one reviewer thinks it's the fucking stone age because s/he actually had to print out the ticket

sure enough it was perfectly fine, again

sure enough it was perfectly fine, again

This place is simply nasty. I just ate two bites of a torta arabe and it was horribly salty. I tried to exchange it for something else and the guy behind the counter said I should just get my money back. He said he was worried I would also return that. Not much confidence in his food.

They also put a ton of sugar in their juices and i wanted to exchange that and the lady was rude so I got my money back and split. Fuggedaboutit.

Oh, and the Yankee game was on TV and half the restaurant wanted to watch it but the ENTIRE staff could not figure out the remote. Will not be back.