bill simmons IS bill simmons IN the book of BASKETBALL

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yeah, i can't really comment on nba, though i don't doubt lowe is great

i guess mainly what i dislike(d) about simmons was that he wasn't a sports guy, he was an nba guy plus some nfl and maybe other stuff if boston was involved. i distinctly remember a column he wrote during the last nba lockout about taking his kid (who loved it) to a kings hockey game and the whole piece was holy shit this is fun but larry/michael/magic/fredo etc.

much like when wilbon, while at the wapo, would write his annual hockey column comparing ovechkin to jordan. (tbf, wilbon can't do anything without referencing jordan)

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 May 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link

interim editor-in-chief:

http://espnmediazone.com/us/files/2009/10/Connelly_Chris_bio.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

LOL

-----A POST ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE L.A. AREA------

We need 2-3 more quality players for my daughter's under-11 club soccer team. In February, we made the Final 4 of the State Cup (Flight 2) thanks to our phenomenal coach (Jacob Tudela). I was more excited about this than the Pats winning the Super Bowl. Fine, it was a tie. But if you live in the L.A. area and have a 10 year-old female soccer fiend living in your house - or, if you want to rent someone else's 10 year-old female soccer fiend (just kidding) -- email our manager at la✧✧✧.g✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ to swing by for a tryout. And feel free to pass this post along to someone else with a 10 year-old daughter in L.A. who loves soccer.

PS: I'm only doing this for one reason - because my daughter made me. Nobody is scarier than a moody 10 year old-girl. Not even serial killers. Anyway, here's the e-mail that our manager sent out earlier this week.

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I’m reaching out to let you know about the club soccer team that my 10-year-old daughter plays on, which is currently holding tryouts. (Yes, we’re at that point in our lives.) I have just taken over as manager, so I guess technically I’m supposed to be sending out this email, but here’s the thing: I would do it anyway, because of the fantastic experience my daughter has had playing for this club over the last two years.

The team is part of the LA United Futbol Academy, or LAUFA, though many of the girls played together as Downtown SC until this past January, when, as an Under-10 team, they came in third at the Southern California State Cup for Tier 2. Third place, out of 100 teams, for what was a small, independent club. It was a great run that was a credit to the girls and to the work of our coach, Jacob Tudela — the son of a legendary club coach, brother of an ex-LA Galaxy player, and a talented player and passionate teacher of the game (in English and Spanish) in his own right. When I was in college (an increasingly dim memory) I played for Bob Bradley, who would go on to coach the US national team; he helped nurture a love for the game of soccer and a deep respect for how it should be played, so I had a high standard for whoever I would trust to train my daughter. Jacob has exceeded that standard — he’s great with the girls, and they love playing for him. Seriously. Come see for yourself.

As the team has moved up to the U11 age bracket, the games have moved up to 11 v. 11 on full-sized fields, and though we brought on some new players in the spring, we’ve had a couple of families move away, so we still have roster spots available. We practice from 6-8pm, two days a week: on grass on Mondays and on turf on Wednesdays in the middle of L.A. If you’re looking for a club for your under-11-year-old daughter, you’re welcome to get in touch with me through la✧✧✧.g✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ and I’d be happy to invite you and your child to a practice. She can have a training session with Jacob and meet our girls, who may remind you of your girl — super-competitive on the field and super-goofy off it. They go to a lot of different schools and have formed friendships through the team that have become as important as the soccer. And we have a pretty okay bunch of parents, too, which helps when you’re all stuck together in a Radisson outside of San Diego for a tournament weekend.

Ours is the first girls’ team LAUFA has had, so we’re still a bit under the radar. And we don’t mind that — the girls have enjoyed going to tournaments and surprising the bigger, better-known clubs. But as we prepare for the fall season the team needs to grow a bit, so I’m getting on a small, virtual soapbox to let people know that the best girls’ soccer club in LA may be one they’ve never heard of.

I’d be happy to answer any questions anyone might have about LA United (including scholarships and financial aid, which are available) or to arrange a practice session for your daughter.

Cheers,
Kirk Rudell

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 8 June 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

jeez wow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

i don't get it

k3vin k., Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:25 (eight years ago) link

how is simmdog involved

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link

did he write the first half of that or what

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link

ya obvs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link

he spamming his contacts looking for quality ten y/o soccer players for his daughters traveling team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/DataTNG.jpg

balls, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link

oh it was from his facebook, just googled - am surprised deadspin doesn't have a post on this i just looked, don't they have a quota for this stuff? magary and marchman slacking on the schadenfreude tip

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

not sure if a facebook post, being a place where one does tend to put stuff like that, really qualifies as spamming one's contacts in the traditionally irritating way but hey what do i know

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link

the point i think more is that hes an all in soccer dad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

In February, we made the Final 4 of the State Cup (Flight 2) thanks to our phenomenal coach (Jacob Tudela).

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

10 year olds

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link

remember when bill simmons had a mustache for a minute

that was good times my pals

Clay, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

Nobody is scarier than a moody 10 year old-girl.

(whines) "Daaaaaaad! Why Don't you doooooo something?"

Aimless, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link

i guess you can say lol soccer dad but i'm not really sure what's wrong w/this? i'm sure i could get into a similar discussion with half the guys i work with.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 04:01 (eight years ago) link

Oh for fuck's sake, will somebody hire him already? The fucking NBA Finals are going on and these Zach Lowe articles and podcasts are not cutting it.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 08:29 (eight years ago) link

hey now the lowe posts have been great - the shane battier one, of all things, was particularly entertaining

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 11:02 (eight years ago) link

i've been subsisting on Le batard's show

k3vin k., Tuesday, 9 June 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

whitlock out lol

mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

before the site even launched nice

head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 12 June 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

feel like the lesson when starting one of these celebrity journalist sites like matt taibbi with racket is just start publishing right away even if its just a blog idk how u f around w the org shit for year w/o actually writing anything

lag∞n, Friday, 12 June 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

so happy to see whitlock fail tbh

k3vin k., Friday, 12 June 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

was it that deadspin article that flamed him?

Spottie, Friday, 12 June 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link

so happy to see whitlock fail tbh

― k3vin k., Friday, June 12, 2015 4:56 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seconded

slothroprhymes, Friday, 12 June 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

he is bad its true

lag∞n, Friday, 12 June 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link

i think the deadspin may have compounded it some but more just brought to light some of the reasons why it was a fiasco

balls, Friday, 12 June 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link

seems ~awkward~ that he's staying on as a writer

he's more of a loose cannon than simmons ever was, more clearly a nightmare to work with, and would seem to offer less . . . upside

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link

yeah wldnt be surprised to see him bought out of his contract in the near future

lag∞n, Saturday, 13 June 2015 01:27 (eight years ago) link

The fact that people at ESPN thought Whitlock running this thing was a good idea in the first place suggests to me that even if it does get off the ground, it will be a hateful pile of shit.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

i never visit espn home page does it always have deez branded boxes

http://i.imgur.com/upFUhOq.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 13 June 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

y

altho it used to have a lil 'bill simmons presents' next to grantland rip

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 June 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CImw_NAWcAAwbuJ.png

srsly are there still ppl out there who like this basic ass face pop culture referencing bull crap

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

ya i think this is p popular actually

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

modern cracker barrel humor

Aimless, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

like im p sure this is my lil brother's entire sense of humor

not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

isis is prob right that our culture is bad and shd be beheaded

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

isis doesn't behead anymore, had to step up their game to get them clicks

balls, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

winning social media strat requires constant evolution

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

isis is prob right that our culture is bad and shd be beheaded

I have been saying this for months, glad a consensus is finally forming

Clay, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

we get the culture we deserve if you will

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

i deserve better

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

isis are pretty bad dudes, watch out imo

balls, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

teach the controversy

Clay, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

like i used to be a pretty big michael vick fan and i'm just saying you're setting yourself up for heartbreak

balls, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

like what you're thinking is potential is probably where they top out

balls, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

cf tim hardaway jr

balls, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link

is isis just another meme that will let me down? maybe, only one way to find out

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 June 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link


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