Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

bad lil broad, i aint seen her in a minute
since the all-star game, and i'm still tryna hit it

Got a vendetta, even though I been better
Left em' in the cold with a thin sweater

Word kid, get your chicken from the telepath
wikawikawika on the electroencephelograph.

Grip you right up under your ass, but your back on the wall
Kinda tipsy, seein' triple, so I'm fuckin you all

they say 'why you runnin weezy?' cuz I'm chasing the dream
and when I catch that motherfucker ahma rape it and leave yah

mostly because i bet the dream was terrified by that

ok you want a zombie movie instead
that's where you walk in your house and everybody dead

Now my watch told my chain pussy nigga be quiet, you been stealing all my shine all God damn night.
and my bracelet replied, both of y'all get right, 'cuz the ring on this finger lookin' like crushed iceee

gucci funnest rapper ever

also
so icy's in the club making bitches look twice

new orleans baller, ask espn
kickin it with a bruce lee-esbian

yes... yes... yes... yes... yes...

I got them haters like "when will he stop?"
maybe a minute after NEVER, set your clock

some motherfuckers think they can go with me
but most of them niggas are just hoes to me

your crew is featherweight
my gunshots'll make you levitate

I'm Samurai Mike I stop 'em cold
part of the defense, big and bold

i'll be like - "bitch, come over, let me smear your makeup
and kick you out my house before my grandmama wake up"

i like to chill, spark an L and get high
i'm one hell of a guy, fly pelican fly

y'all be nice to the crackheads

Thought of rain like the eyes of the bluest skies
All the headbanger bitches singin' "Sometimes She Cries"

A Warrant reference??? Really?!?

every nerve in my body is so vacant and numb
i can't even remember what it is i came here to get away from

i'm not fond of fruit, but i'll spend 10 dollars on a date
before i spend 10 dollars on a date

wobble wobble - i'm infatuated!
bitch ride a dick like she makin a baby!

i want some pussy and some ass and some fingers and some mouth
i ain't fuckin for me bitch i'm fuckin for the whole SOUUUUUUUUUTH

milking the system, for what it's worth it's not new to me
been breaking banks since bow wow hit puberty

dual level with duplexes in unity
me and my crew commit atrocities like we got immunity

I'm rolllllllin' through the back streets
Them boys don't applaud, but they clap heat

two seater with the top missing
two divas with their tops missing

I like the Urlacher line in that.

me too! + a random john beason shout out

I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

It was a beautiful day off in the neighborhood: yellows and greens
And blues and browns and greys and hues that ooze beneath dilapidated wood

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No, I came from my mother, but you know what I mean

She got in town I told her meet me at the starbucks
I know what your thinking, why did I say the starbucks?
Well to be honest I be hangin at the coffee shops
By the college, they full of sexy bitches with some knowledge

PA is the town, where it's goin' down, West side to the East it's off the chain
I'm bangin' my surround, swangin' on these clowns, candy paint is drippin' leavin' stains

I feel like a vulcan
Amongst trollkins

how is sorrow so heavy
when shared by so many?

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YEEEEEAAAAHHH NIGGA> HOOS GONNA F))) *EV (()()K()) SN--- D-- D-- WORD UP NIGGA

― econoven (usic), Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:33 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yall this thread is more than 2 years old omg

five years off, number three in the country
the proof is in the pudding, yeah the hood wants me

"While bitches Botox, I blow cocks" - Princess Superstar

The girls are in line for the bathroom and everybody knows
The Big Yellow Taxi (Neptunes Remix) by the Counting Crows

where's the thread with the puns that was active yesterday? I lost it and can't remember its title to search :(

I do this for the backpackers and the slackers
The nerdy no-pussy-having computer hackers

I will always <3

To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical douches, in your bushes

I PUTS THE NEEDLE TO THE GROOVE I GETS RUDE AND I'M FORCED TO FUCK IT UP
MY STYLE CARRIES LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK

Snakes get smoked on the set like Brandon Lee
Blown out the frame like Pan-Am flight 103

movin cleverly
with intentions of longevity