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oh yeah, i cut my fingernails

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

don't feel great tbh, everything's so empty and pointless going forward

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

disagreed with some people on the internet, that brightened me up a bit

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

sometimes feels like that's the only thing that really keeps me going

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

it's the companionship, you see, or at least the sense of imagined companionship

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

and it makes me feel like a big man

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

yo dawg i heard you like clusterfucks so I put a clusterfuck in your summary corner so you can clusterfuck while you summarize.

fish or click bait (how's life), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

then how's life made me lol a bit so things haven't been completely bleak

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

on the whole you just have to get on with it, don't you?

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

why waste an iota of energy finding a distasteful portrayal of rape survivors distasteful when you could fly a kite

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

you need to work on getting out of that suspending thing anyway

do you want me to call anybody?

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

Nah I'm good

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

Might take up pottery, seems more fulfilling than considering women as human beings

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link

might go outside and see if it's still pissing down with rain and dark and Hull

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

wins, you should definitely take up pottery; it's very calming
haven't flown a kite in a long time but it is a good idea

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure ur right but I'm not sure if I'm ready to give up the other things, will try to find out if there's a way to do both. Wouldn't want to waste a weekend

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

you could maybe give up fatuous rhetoric; that's a real time waster

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

idk man let's start from a baseline of any online argument is a waste of precious time better spent watching 50 shit TV shows going outside

Even so you have expended enough energy to write a couple of paragraphs itt on how we shouldn't be posting itt, why not give us one paragraph explaining why the reduction of rape victims to "horny moms" is so unworthy of our attention

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

a- you're arguing in the wrong thread
b- you're trolling
c- you seem to spend a lot of time reading my posts on ilx, have you considered going outside?

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link

I read ilx, you have a lot of posts on ilx, sometimes I am outside reading ilx on my mobile telephone

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

cheers!

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

I'm not trolling btw, nor am I all hot under the collar as you imagined earlier. I didn't post in that other thread over the weekend cause as it happens I live in the uk where we have tabloids that are routinely just as shitty to rape victims as gawker were in this case, and for my own sanity I don't waste my time giving them any attention other than a brief "ugh" when they cross my path (I don't scold other ppl for being bothered tho). I came into this thread cause I was mildly irritated with deej's naked stupidity, which I think is a better fit for this thread tbh

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

unless your point was solely that it is a terrible waste of going-outside time talking about this on the wrong thread, in which case I guess a man has to have a code

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

my code is: clusterfuck summary thread is not for the continuation of clusterfucks that are better quarantined, it's a DMZ to summarize for people who want to stay away from the fray. you track mud all over the floor, don't be surprised when you're told to go outside.
my other code is: i like turtles.
my third code is: i tend not to imagine people i don't know personally on ilx as "hot under the collar" or otherwise, especially mythical "uk"ers; come on that's not a real place

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

well why didn't you say in the first place! those are all fair enough, if nothing to do with weekends or weather so you'll forgive my misunderstanding

I think it was ilxor "d-40" who first brought the arg here fwiw

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd30xwa8nPI

Treeship, Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link

how's yer dad NV?

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

I'm bored at work

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link

work outside

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAM9diyVRiM

remember this song? i still hear it at coffee shops

Treeship, Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:57 (nine years ago) link

that turtle urn is really neat looking

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

i almost got an elephant urn -- it was going for peanuts!

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link

whats an elephant urn

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Peanuts

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

and we think this is ok, do we

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link

(everyone looks at one another and shrugs)

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link

thank u s. clover

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

is the turtle urn in the cults video? i didn't see it

Treeship, Monday, 20 April 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

it's a classic piece of rock memorabilia

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link

what a crock!

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 20 April 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link

he's got a lot of health issues nowadays but he was in decent form yesterday forks, thanks for asking

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 April 2015 06:18 (eight years ago) link

I wonder what stance Gawker writers would have with the inclusion of a thumb in that urn pic?

I am using your worlds, Monday, 20 April 2015 08:54 (eight years ago) link

sheesh guys

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

time well spent, i think you'll agree

yeovil knievel (NickB), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 09:28 (eight years ago) link

he's just a no-nonsense Y-orca-shire man

Keith Moom (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm still not entirely sure who Kim Kardashian is or why people know all about her [Started by plax (ico) in July 2015, last updated 1 minute ago by max on I Love Everything] 117 new answers

did they figure out who she is

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link

She wrote the book Girl in a Band

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link


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