New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

Wow.

"Hey, Jim?"
"Yeah, LIsa?"
"Do, uh, well, have we talked about maybe adding a queue to the music player on iPhone?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Well, y'know, like a list of songs that you want to play next."
"You mean like shuffle?"
"No, more like a, well, like you tap on a song, but instead of playing it, you put it on the end of a list."
"Like a playlist?"
"Sort of, except you aren't saving it for later, just playing it later."
"Later like when?"
"Like after the other songs in the queue."
"Which other songs?"
"The ones you add to the queue."
"Oh, well, um, that sounds complex. I think that functionality would confuse our users."

http://i.imgur.com/NziVlFZ.png

XD

technology media covering teens like itheyre an oracle is so crucial

teens are so fickle, it makes the media have more stuff to cover

technology media covering teens like itheyre an oracle is so crucial

necessary, unfortunately

"Hey, Jim?"
"Yeah, LIsa?"
"Do, uh, well, have we talked about maybe adding a queue to the music player on iPhone?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Well, y'know, like a list of songs that you want to play next."
"You mean like shuffle?"
"No, more like a, well, like you tap on a song, but instead of playing it, you put it on the end of a list."
"Like a playlist?"
"Sort of, except you aren't saving it for later, just playing it later."
"Later like when?"
"Like after the other songs in the queue."
"Which other songs?"
"The ones you add to the queue."
"Oh, well, um, that sounds complex. I think that functionality would confuse our users."

saddest post on ilx

you used to be able to modify an "on the fly" playlist way more easily and then they somehow got rid of that accidentally in one of their redesigns.

This is my favorite thing

http://nextshark.com/nilay-patel-apple-watch-review-bracelet-tantrum/

maybe he wears the spikey band to shield his thin skin ;)

the first thing that occurred to me when i saw this photo was surprise that one of those fat, cute, low-confidence newbie leather bois you see sitting near the entrance of the eagle / jackhammer / manhole was a successful tech blogger.

i wonder if he takes it off before wiping

Took off my case to clean out the sand. Walked to the convenience store minutes later and it slipped out of my hand like a fish, sending the fucker spectacularly - sending it flying all the way across an intersection of cobble stones. Screen shattered. Brhrjdjdjdksjdkss

rip

terrible

metafilter matt weighs in
https://medium.com/technology-musings/my-rocky-first-24hrs-with-the-%E1%B4%A1%E1%B4%80%E1%B4%9B%E1%B4%84%CA%9C-67c841702a70

My favorite unknown feature was the Apple Activity app informing me halfway into a movie with a forceful haptic jolt and message demanding I needed to stand for one minute out of every hour to remain healthy and I should do so right now because I hadn’t stopped sitting since the movie began.

saw one yesterday, the owner hated it. it was 5pm and it had 40% battery.

You must understand, I love my brother, he was ok growing up with, though he was an older hit-you-on-the-arm-for-flinching kind of brother, and I mostly filter all family stuff through him since I’m estranged from my disabled father that he lives near and gives me updates on. My father is estranged because he orchestrated a secret wedding between him and his nurse in the weeks after my mom died and this is now three years later and I’ve never met her and I don’t really intend to and last week my dad referred to her as “your stepmother” in an email to me even though she’s closer to my age than his. Why does every new piece of software and hardware remind me that my mom passed away quickly and unexpectedly a few years ago, leaving everything in her wake in chaos? Developers: please stop doing that. I have already had to remind Facebook about it and it’s starting to get tedious.

I love technology.

always and forever

Wow that article. Reminds me of the SNL giant man baby. We should poll it.

yeah that graf jumped out at me too

but for now expect your first day to be… problematic.

bro your whole existence on this fukcing planet is "problematic."

Think that paragraph was written with humor... Much like he wasn't listing all the prices of his workout equipment to be all Patrick Bateman, but to describe the lunacy it is of jogging with $1000 worth of metal strapped to one's body.

it's matthowie; he's definitely being self effacing

got a new 6 phone yesterday - off button on my 5 went kaput

i dont mind the larger size but it is weird to hold in yr hand somehow. a bit too slim and lightweight and weirdly rounded, feels too slippery idk

3 was def best handshape, but i quite liked the 5 after i got used to it

lag00n told me in person that he hates the shape of the 5 and wishes every day that he had a 6 or 6+

wow cant believe im being slandered on this website, unacceptable

Got to give it up to apple for making iPhone irresistible and expensive and then including slipperiness in one of its upgrades.

the 6+ is grotesque imo

reminds me of those flip phones with the big buttons marketed to the elderly

lol

i hope they make a 6c in a coloured plastic casing as rumoured.

i hope they make a smaller phone

unfortunately they're racing against the Samsung Galaxy, which is now even lolHUEG-er
i like my six plus, and it feels weird holding a "normal" sized phone now. but it's still a little too big for normal use.

i stated upthread already but apart from the older hardware and shitty storage limits i think the 5c is a handsome phone tbh

the rumoured 6c is allegedly the size of the 5c.

They're going to have to stop numbering the iPhone eventually, right? Apple hates numbering, iPhone is the only hardware product with branded numbering other than the desultory attachment of "2" to various iPads

wld prefer the 5c to the 5 if they made it in black

just buy all of the colors and mix them together

visionary

6+ is awesome

;)

http://i.imgur.com/lVsGY7k.jpg

http://darkroom.shortlist.com/1000/21cdbffe0ea7682caa8609379b7753be:3f1031253774e964320c588e4a0830e8/post-32208-get-your-shit-and-get-out-gif-c8yi.gif

http://i.imgur.com/pe2CxX4.jpg

*salivates*

i tried that app out on my phone and did not have good results but it works for some people. not sure you'd want to run your whole life through it

nobody cares?

applause breaks with no applause or meek applause is weird