We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

*and

surm, could i trade my medical student for yr adorable Brazilian?

i can ask

he was all "YOUR EYES ARE LIKE THE SEA"

i was like ok you really are from Brazil

lol

mine is Bengali, drinks and smokes w33d, a bad Muslim

the best kind

speaking as a bad buddhist

mine is Bengali, drinks and smokes w33d, a bad Muslim

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius),

no no no no he only wants to impress you

He drinks weed?

this is the guy who told me "you drink like a pussy," so you must be right

smoke scotch whiskey / all night long

clouds, what's the point of all that hummus then?

smoke scotch whiskey / all night long

― vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, April 10, 2015 4:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was like my entire winter. and headphones.

son of clint has cute feet

i had a guy at the eagle call me a pussy for declining a hit of his weed when he offered, then told me to "lighten up, it was a joke!" when i bristled. he also referred to himself as "kind of a misogynist" and gleefully recounted the multiple times he's preyed on homeless men for sex. great guy!

god i feel like i met lots of guys like that at the eagle.

also enjoy seeing bare feet in photos though it's not really a fetish. samuel delaney sure has a thing for hands doesn't he.

http://www.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/scott-eastwood-more-0001.jpg

But when it comes to what he's looking for to make things work in the long term, it's all about "trust, similar passions … and the sex has to be great," he says candidly. "If any one of these things is off, it just might not work."

sweet

exhausted from work; got a bottle of garnacha, fried catfish, hush puppies 'n fries, og kush in the launchbox, space dimension controller in the headphones.

y'all come hang

love to

i'm definitely getting a bottle of something tonight

last night at 10:30p i started getting pretty to go out to the gay bar. and i was like Ry you're gonna be ok without me? (i was just gonna go out for a bit) - and he was like well i'll be fine, but i'll be a little bit lonely. i was like! it was kind of cute. usually he enjoys his time alone. but he was watching Mad Men (and boy was Megan hot in it, btw). so i watched with him. but i didn't have any hard liquor in the house and watching Don Draper on TV without bourbon is like some wack shit.

fried catfish, hush puppies 'n fries

btw this was essentially my life when i lived in Nashville

I'm watching Mad Men tonight with my whiskey friend.

:)

And then maybe Silicon Valley with my shroom friend.

I'd like a shroom friend.

oooooh! LIVIN IT UP xp

might have a connection for molly, but dude is kinda flakey so idk

i have only watched MM on prescribed shit

What should I take before watching The Jinx?

smoke some whiskey

what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing

Hillary is a top who won't negotiate.

unless it's over pretending to care

my formulation is "I'll be fucked by Hillary if you shits vote for her"

what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing

― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 6:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's abt gay ppl making everything about them, all of the time, human rights = gay rights, Beyoncé doesn't care abt gay ppl

who cares who cares who cares who cares

gay dudes, apparently

i care about my neck

i slept on the couch. AGAIN. it's like i just can't make it to the bed sometimes.

trying to decide when to get laid next. my book is kind of full but maybe i could go to Metro after the straight birthday party thing that i have to go to on Friday night? too ambitious?

I'm owed a BJ right now.

better collect

IOU1BJ would make a cute license plate

i wish i had a car.

I drive an obscenely red Volvo S40.

fuck that's hot

It's a stick.

damn

will you give me a ride next time i'm in MN? (don't get dirty)

I did last time, didn't I?