We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

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oh, i mixed up 'germane' with 'mundane'. yet another gay wit fail.

Epic Verry (mattresslessness), Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

yet another possible thread title

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 April 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link

btw what do we think of Clint's son Scott Eastwood, about to star in a Nicholas Sparks adaptation.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/208cea4fd268b173971558ff56382d51/tumblr_nikrg2inVJ1tn1ucto1_500.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

Lovely but no more lovely than tens of men I see in the street daily (from that photo, at least)

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

which is what i like about him. would not kick out of bed.

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

dude from the other day looked like he'd fit in on a varsity wrestling team - little 5'6" stocky muscle pup. from his scruff pic i was afraid he wouldn't like making out but was happily proved wrong.

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, 10 April 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

Clint Eastwood was a sexy young fella.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link

he was a stunner.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 10 April 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link

i need a new fling for spring

winter started out with the guy who liked to suck me off, then there was the adorable Brazilian, and now the friend with benefits twink. what's next?

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

Scott Eastwood with his foot in your face

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link

would take it

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

yes he must be trolling w/ those bare feet

i do not have a "fetish" per se but it's nice to see a part of a person that is normally hidden from view?

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, 10 April 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

no fetish here either but i love a guy barefoot

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

foot fetishes probably baffle more than (almost) any other fetish

i'm looking at my horrible runner's feet are i barely want to touch them myself

lex pretend, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

*and

lex pretend, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

surm, could i trade my medical student for yr adorable Brazilian?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

i can ask

he was all "YOUR EYES ARE LIKE THE SEA"

i was like ok you really are from Brazil

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link

lol

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2015 14:42 (nine years ago) link

mine is Bengali, drinks and smokes w33d, a bad Muslim

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

the best kind

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

speaking as a bad buddhist

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

mine is Bengali, drinks and smokes w33d, a bad Muslim

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius),

no no no no he only wants to impress you

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

He drinks weed?

Eric H., Friday, 10 April 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

this is the guy who told me "you drink like a pussy," so you must be right

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

smoke scotch whiskey / all night long

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

clouds, what's the point of all that hummus then?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

smoke scotch whiskey / all night long

― vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, April 10, 2015 4:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was like my entire winter. and headphones.

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

son of clint has cute feet

i had a guy at the eagle call me a pussy for declining a hit of his weed when he offered, then told me to "lighten up, it was a joke!" when i bristled. he also referred to himself as "kind of a misogynist" and gleefully recounted the multiple times he's preyed on homeless men for sex. great guy!

donna rouge, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

god i feel like i met lots of guys like that at the eagle.

Epic Verry (mattresslessness), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

also enjoy seeing bare feet in photos though it's not really a fetish. samuel delaney sure has a thing for hands doesn't he.

Epic Verry (mattresslessness), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

But when it comes to what he's looking for to make things work in the long term, it's all about "trust, similar passions … and the sex has to be great," he says candidly. "If any one of these things is off, it just might not work."

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

sweet

surm, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

exhausted from work; got a bottle of garnacha, fried catfish, hush puppies 'n fries, og kush in the launchbox, space dimension controller in the headphones.

y'all come hang

vyvyan vanse (clouds), Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link

love to

i'm definitely getting a bottle of something tonight

last night at 10:30p i started getting pretty to go out to the gay bar. and i was like Ry you're gonna be ok without me? (i was just gonna go out for a bit) - and he was like well i'll be fine, but i'll be a little bit lonely. i was like! it was kind of cute. usually he enjoys his time alone. but he was watching Mad Men (and boy was Megan hot in it, btw). so i watched with him. but i didn't have any hard liquor in the house and watching Don Draper on TV without bourbon is like some wack shit.

surm, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

fried catfish, hush puppies 'n fries

btw this was essentially my life when i lived in Nashville

surm, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:22 (nine years ago) link

I'm watching Mad Men tonight with my whiskey friend.

Eric H., Monday, 13 April 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link

:)

surm, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

And then maybe Silicon Valley with my shroom friend.

Eric H., Monday, 13 April 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

I'd like a shroom friend.

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 13 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

oooooh! LIVIN IT UP xp

surm, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

might have a connection for molly, but dude is kinda flakey so idk

truvada mangano (clouds), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link

i have only watched MM on prescribed shit

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

What should I take before watching The Jinx?

Eric H., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link

smoke some whiskey

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 10:58 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:34 (nine years ago) link

Hillary is a top who won't negotiate.

Eric H., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:38 (nine years ago) link

unless it's over pretending to care

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link

my formulation is "I'll be fucked by Hillary if you shits vote for her"

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link

what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing

― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 6:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's abt gay ppl making everything about them, all of the time, human rights = gay rights, Beyoncé doesn't care abt gay ppl

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link


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