We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

he just has a lot of credits for it. he did not create it, i don't believe. but he was heavily involved and credited. i watched an interview with him the other day where he was saying that at one point he wanted to do a 10-year time lapse for the plot of Desperate Housewives, and joked that "it's all about going back to The Golden Girls for me."

<3

i just burned hot cross buns

actually think my tastebuds think burnt toast is just how it tastes at this point, can't recall the last time i made toast that wasn't either charcoal or just hot bread

lol toast is my favorite thing

probably bc it's the one thing i can cook! and like every other month, eggs

i just got a toaster for the office! life changed

i live for toasted white bread with salted butter

fuck yea

i sometimes have buttered bread slices (no toast) w/ a bit of kosher salt as a snack

i used to have butter sandwiches as a kid

same!

what do you think would make a better sandwich:

a piece of toast between two slices of bread

OR

a slice of bread between two pieces of toast

bread is a motherlode of middle-aged weight, along with cheese, so i do toast rarely given the 3-4 pizza slices i must have weekly (plus brown-bag sandwiches).

never have butter in da house

xp this is a real question i asked myself as i made toast last night

what do you think would make a better sandwich:

a piece of toast between two slices of bread

OR

a slice of bread between two pieces of toast

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor)

Jake G between two pieces of toast and Muenster.

Have basically banished bread from my diet, but am still eating tons of cheese.

Saw someone making pancakes out of eggs, mashed banana and protein powder on FB and thought, hmmm.

bananas are the food of mammon, they are an abomination

Yeah, I thought they were a dieters' wipeout too, myself.

i have one daily, p much

sickly sweet, leaves yr mouth acidic and gross feeling, make everything else around them smell like shit when they go bad, also basically cannot be had without more/less slave labor

fuck bananas forever

cucumbers otoh

...taste like water, wtf are they for except to become pickles?

cucumbers rule

i couldn't live w/o cuke + hummus sammiches tho

it's a great name for a vegetable

well, if ya call that livin'!

Cucumbers, bananas, tofu ... and the summer thread title emerges.

i think 'Dan Savage' is a great name for a vegetable

i tried making crispy tofu last week but it didn't turn out that great

i like cucumbers in the context of spicy dishes, where they take the edge off

i like cucumber with feta and with hummus

also i make a summer salad with cukes, watermelon, blueberries, & mint

not a fan of cukes in garden salads tho, and i prefer most other pickled vegetables over cuke pickles

bananas are a staple of my diet tho, i love me some starchy phallic fruits

What would the St German gin and tonic be w/out cucumbers?

*germain

germane

oh, i mixed up 'germane' with 'mundane'. yet another gay wit fail.

yet another possible thread title

btw what do we think of Clint's son Scott Eastwood, about to star in a Nicholas Sparks adaptation.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/208cea4fd268b173971558ff56382d51/tumblr_nikrg2inVJ1tn1ucto1_500.jpg

Lovely but no more lovely than tens of men I see in the street daily (from that photo, at least)

which is what i like about him. would not kick out of bed.

dude from the other day looked like he'd fit in on a varsity wrestling team - little 5'6" stocky muscle pup. from his scruff pic i was afraid he wouldn't like making out but was happily proved wrong.

Clint Eastwood was a sexy young fella.

he was a stunner.

i need a new fling for spring

winter started out with the guy who liked to suck me off, then there was the adorable Brazilian, and now the friend with benefits twink. what's next?

Scott Eastwood with his foot in your face

would take it

yes he must be trolling w/ those bare feet

i do not have a "fetish" per se but it's nice to see a part of a person that is normally hidden from view?

no fetish here either but i love a guy barefoot

foot fetishes probably baffle more than (almost) any other fetish

i'm looking at my horrible runner's feet are i barely want to touch them myself

*and

surm, could i trade my medical student for yr adorable Brazilian?

i guess i haven't seen it. hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTy5O5tUnp4

hey so i made it through my super fun college reunion and even got a bj last night to top it off! woohooo go Vassar!!

was there vassarline?

he kept it simple. and left no mess!

you got some Vass!

lol

i jumped the gun! --

The strangest of the strange: it's 2015 and summer is queer°•○●□■♤♡♢♧☆