Where we go over real audition notices for L.A. actors

Thanks for posting that. Yeah, confirms some things.

Music video
Nerdy Male Lead Principal Male / 25 to 35 / All Ethnicities We are looking for a thin, nerdy guy with unique facial features. He will be featured in profile bobbing his head for the entire video. Here's reference: http://www.walterrobot.com/12/test2.mov Our video is about a guy who listens to a song that’s so infectious he can’t stop bobbing his head. Walking down the street, playing basketball, eating a sandwich, doesn’t matter where or when, he can’t stop bobbing his head. Through VFX we will alter the world around him. He eventually meets a sexy girl, takes her home and they bob their heads together. We're looking for a guy who's willing to go all out, a guy who will be fearless in going for ridiculous physical comedy, repetitive head bobs and our awkward love scene at the end. SERIOUS SUBMISSIONS ONLY

What's awkward about head bobbing during love making?

SERIOUS SUBMISSIONS ONLY for our ridiculous head-bobber

EDGY KISSING COUPLE IN THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR Principal Male or Female / 18 to 30 / All Ethnicities YOUR LOVE, a NON UNION music video, seeks YOUNG, EDGY LOOKING males and females to play a KISSING COUPLE in the back seat of a car. Nothing explicit, just MAKING OUT. Again, slightly ALTERNATIVE or EDGY looks are desired, but nothing too extreme. Shoot is SUNDAY, APRIL 12 in LOS ANGELES. Rate is $250.00.

"Nothing explicit, just MAKING OUT."

That old line that guys use.

The Husband Principal Male / 18 to 60 / All Ethnicities A husband who goes along with his wife's journey to experiment sexually to save their marriage. Can be soft and sensitive and a dominant force in the bedroom. Age 18 and up, all personality types are welcome.

Adults With Acne Principal Male or Female / 30 to 39 / African Am, AfricanAm, Asian, Caucasian Mild to moderate acne … NOT severe acne. **Please note if you have any sort of emotional story behind your acne, or why you want to clear it up.

Adam & Eve & Steve

Steve Lead Male / 18 to 23 / All Ethnicities Gods Second Creation. Steve is very clear that he and Adam should be lovers--- Once he discovers what love is even though he knows God has other plans. he is not a wimp and finally realizes that he is his own man and can stand on his own two feet. Brief Nudity, Comic Timing and Tenor singing voice

This is for a HIGH PROFILE ROCK BAND

Estranged Human Faces/Souls Principal Male or Female / 18 to 99 / All Ethnicities We are looking for people who feel like outsiders from ages 18-100. People from all walks of life that feel, look and act estranged. Faces with real intense character, broken humanity, faces that scream i'm intense, weird and am often ignored. The true faces of humanity

Are you a Howard or a Todd?

Todd Principal Male / 21 to 31 / Caucasian, Ethnically Ambiguous, Mixed, Multi-Ethnic twenty something male, acts younger, white or light-skinned, short and thick, optimist, wears headphones as outfit accessories, future world-class DJ, part-time Uber driver, Howard’s roommate

Howard Principal Male / 21 to 31 / Caucasian, Ethnically Ambiguous, Mixed, Multi-Ethnic twenty something male, looks older, white or light-skinned, tall and skinny, optimistic realist, subscribes to the L.A. Times, hates the phrase “web series”, aspiring screenwriter, Todd’s roommate

One of my favorites. That having a pre-existing social media following now gives you an edge in casting

Male, Caucasian. (17 years old) -- LEGAL 18 YRS OLD. A handsome and rebellious young man, Jason has a great musical talent and has amassed a significant following on his Youtube channel, where he plays his original songs. Jason frequently clashes with his wealthy father, who thinks he is wasting his life by following his passion for music. Unbeknownst to Jason, he has attracted the attention of a cyberstalker... a young woman named Laura, who will do anything to be with him, including taking on the identity of a nun teaching at the exclusive boarding school that Jason attends with his twin sister Zoe. Jason finds himself being seduced by the incredibly attractive Laura, but when he gives in to her he immediately regrets it, and does everything he can to get away from her. When Laura begins to threaten his twin sister Zoe, blaming her for their deteriorating relationship, Jason decides to stand up to her, even if it means revealing their terrible secret... and putting his own life in jeopardy. (SEEKING SOMEONE WITH MUSIC SKILLS AND A LARGE YOUTUBE OR SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWING..ATTACH NOTES ON SUBMISSION PERTAINING TO THESE TRAITS.)

Billy Other Male / 20 to 40 / All Ethnicities This character is goofy and VERY-VERY OVER WEIGHT. Character types are welcome considering that this is a comedy.

Patrick Guest-Star Male / 30 to 50 / All Ethnicities NOTE: Patrick gets "tackled" - you won't really get hurt/tackled, but there will be some physical aspects of this and you must be okay with it.
Hank Guest-Star Male / 30 to 50 / All Ethnicities Will be in office shots and has one line: "We have a deal!"

Demonic Apparition Stunt Male / 21 to 30 / Caucasian This minor role is a horrific demonic hallucination seen by the main character. While in the middle of a lakebed, this hallucination is seen sprinting towards the protagonist while screaming in pain. thin and or fit, heavily required to wear extensive blood sfx and prosthetics, must be comfortable wearing flesh toned leotard. shaved head a-must *PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH*

QUIRKY GERMAN MALE Principal Male / 25 to 45 / Caucasian, Ethnically Ambiguous, Mixed, Multi-Ethnic Slender German looking male with dark hair we can slick back or part on the side in a perfect Don Draper hairstyle. Sharp, angular facial features for that chiseled look. Must have deadpan serious face that can deliver a quirky comedic style. Someone that can do a funny German accent in broken english. Must be able to do basic dance moves or have a very quirky dance they can do on camera. Must be able to fake play a key tar or keyboard. *PLEASE NOTE EXPERIENCE AND INTEREST

Spokesman (Must have Comedic Timing) Please read description Principal Male / 25 to 65 / All Ethnicities MUST HAVE really strong comedy chops. Improvisation skills are a big plus. This person is exceptional and not a typical spokesman, meaning he should either be incredibly intelligent and witty or so bad that he is good!!! Please mark comedic training in submission!! Can be extemely handsome or very charactery looking but nothing in between unless extremely strong comedic Skills!!! CAN BE REALLY CHARACTERY LOOKING ALSO. THIS IS A HISTERICAL COMEDIC SPOKESMAN THAT CAN BE PLAYED MANY WAYS. One way to play this role is detached, dry and academic. Another way to play the role is with a lot of attitude and confidence. If selected for the audition, we'd like ot see both ways along with a third way — your own interpretation.

"Can be extemely handsome or very charactery looking"

too many potential display names here to choose from but i went with

Male Go-Go Dancer Other Male / 18 to 35 / All Ethnicities Seeking male go- go dancers for nightclubs throughout West Hollywood/ Los Angeles/ Long Beach. Primarily gay clubs. THERE IS NO NUDITY, but you must be comfortable dancing in underwear. No previous dance experience required. Must be in excellent shape, have some rhythm, and be personable. Shifts are generally 3- 4 half- hour sets, usually starting at 10 PM. Shifts available throughout the week and weekend. Must be reliable, professional, and on- time. MUST be comfortable working in gay clubs or with gay clientele.

Casting: Caucasian soccer-mom type female, dirty-blonde Farrah Fawcett-hair - a little past the shoulders, age 45-50. Strong-willed, friendly and flirtatious, gets what she wants. Appears very friendly, but has a dark and secretive side.

Featured / Male / African American, Asian, Hispanic / 20 - 30 / Media Submission Request
THe Ghettofabulous Pineda Slickback is a young college student smoking weed with his buddies. He hangs with the in-crowd and is a rebellious young thug that goes to school just for show and to make friends. He speaks like a thug in incomplete sentences, walks with a strut, and shouts at every women that walks by.

xpost lool

Michael Ian Black body double needed Netflix: WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER doubles needed Print 100 Yes No Union Affiliation 4/7/2015
Photo double / Male / Caucasian / 25 - 40
We are looking for someone who strongly resembles Black's body type. He is 5'11" and weighs around 170-185 lbs This is a photo double job for a potential movie poster. We shoot plenty of ideas to cover our bases. You will be doing everything within a studio in Venice beach from walking back and forth, to reacting with another model depending on the ideas that we need to shoot. All is shot for print and everything will be stills.

"lives from one bomb scare to the next" = woah

Matty Sunday Morning Puppet Acting Class 4/13/2015 Voice Over TBD Yes Non-Union 3/21/2015
Featured / Female / Caucasian / 20 - 35 / Media Submission Request
THICK BOSTON ACCENT. Always buzzed or blackout drunk. HATES everything NY Sports related. Lives life from one Bomb scare to the next. Does whatever Benny says. *PLEASE NOTE IF YOU CAN SPEAK WITH A BOSTON ACCENT

these guys listed_all_the guest cameos for the next season of Wet Hot American summer in the castings, loool. Most are known already but still

SPOILERS for the Wet Hot American Summer Cameos, just so not to leave hanging:

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Looking for body doubles for Weird Al, and one Michael Cera.

Nice Jewish Guy Principal Male / 18 to 34 / All Ethnicities Our successful calendar sells out every year at stores like Urban Outfitters. We are looking for guys for the 2016 calendar with the quintessential "nice Jewish guy" look. It's a very easy shoot (usually an hour) at a location around Los Angeles

nice jewish guy, all ethnicities (i get that "jewish" taken literally is not an ethnicity, but what are they looking for, drake?)

Two roles for a Pharrell video:

Project Name: Pharrell
Project Type: Music Video
Rate/Compensation: Varies per role with a $500 buyout

Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note
REAL Pianist Principal Male / 24 to 28 / All Ethnicities Edgy, interesting, cool, and passionate.
Guy standing on head Stunt Male / 20 to 40 / All Ethnicities Able to stand on his head with fireworks attached to his ankles

Get paid $25 for talking about U2:

Project Name: U2
Project Type: Documentary
Rate/Compensation: $25.

IF ANYONE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS NOT AN ACTOR AND A HUGE U2 FAN, HAVE THEM SUBMIT TO
SHOOTING2✧✧✧@GM✧✧✧.C✧✧

LOOKING FOR REAL PEOPLE..
ALL ETHNICITIES MEN AND WOMAN, GUYS AND GIRLS...MUST BE LEGALLY 18 AND OLDER !!!!
ALL SHAPES AND SIZES...
MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH U2 MUSIC, HISTORY OF THE BAND, BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT THE MUSIC.
WE WILL BE LOOKING FOR CANDID THOUGHTS, GOOD AND BAD ABOUT THE BAND.
THEY WILL BE BOOKING APPROX. 30 PEOPLE.

THANKS, FRANCENE

Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note
U2 Fan Principal Male or Female / 18 to 50 / All Ethnicities LOOKING FOR REAL PEOPLE.. ALL ETHNICITIES MEN AND WOMAN, GUYS AND GIRLS...MUST BE LEGALLY 18 AND OLDER !!!! ALL SHAPES AND SIZES... MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH U2 MUSIC, HISTORY OF THE BAND, BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT THE MUSIC. WE WILL BE LOOKING FOR CANDID THOUGHTS, GOOD AND BAD ABOUT THE BAND. THEY WILL BE BOOKING APPROX. 30 PEOPLE.

This is for Axe body spray:

Hero male Principal Male / 23 to 28 / Caucasian, Ethnically Ambiguous, Mixed, Multi-Ethnic Male- mid 20's Confident. Sophisticated, successful, cool, down to earth ( endearing ) - VERY NATURAL and UNDERSTATED style - He smiles with his eyes, the kind of guy that radiates warmth, wit and charm with ease He's NOT a model, but he makes the most of what he's got - and it shows. naturally well groomed. *** STRONG ,SUBTLE, DRAMATIC ACTOR prototype : Ryan Gosling • Charismatic, aspirational yet approachable • Recognisable - He needs to have a bit of modern edge (not only look but most importantly personality) to be remembered. • A great actor with authentic natural performance rather than just a model with handsome face, as the film will live or die depending on him. 

"Bob Saget should get a kick out of this. I was sent a casting call for Lifetime’s tell-all backstage movie about the TV show “Full House.” Saget’s character, Danny Tanner, is described as “a tall, Caucasian, sarcastic, quick witted, and lanky affable actor in his early 30s, with a prominent nose and a New York type personality"

Project Name: Sex Sent me to the ER: Suck it Up
Project Type: Television
Rate/Compensation: 350/12 Lead 250/12 Supporting
Shoot Dates: 10/15/15
Project Type:
Message:

Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note
Dave Lead Male / 26 to 29 / Caucasian Handsome, put together, adventurous at home but embarrassed to share their kinky secrets in public. While role playing as a maid, Dave’s testicle and penis get trapped in the vacuum’s hose, sending he and his wife to the E.R. MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH NUDE SPEEDO AND PG SEX SCENE.