77-82 is a pretty tight turnaround for a whole generation
― Brio2, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Mark Palermo co-wrote the 2012 theatrical teen horror sci-fi comedy Detention, distributed by Sony Pictures.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
xpost fuck yeah! now i regret selling my bright blue NES bag last year.
http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/311124260128_4_0_1/500x500.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link
"I wish to register my disdain at the disgust and outrage which has greeted this, er, admittedly disgusting and outrageous film"
― their fantastic and relevant debut single, ‘Times Are Hard’ (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link
well, you know the nintendo generation... offended by everything.
― Brio2, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
fucking mario
― Evan, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
yeah, its pretty dumb to make a point about overreactions to art that's perceived as offensive in reaction to something that...looks like it might be genuinely offensive (i haven't seen it, probably won't, i think my assumption can be safely made)
sorta like fuckin patton oswalt yesterday!
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
i remember when the super nintendo came out it wasn't launched in the uk (and europe?) till about a year after it was out in the US and Japan, so some game heads would buy ones imported from Japan- the Japanese version was called the 'Super Famicom'. How 'bout that.
― their fantastic and relevant debut single, ‘Times Are Hard’ (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
I remember when this thread was about shitty music writing.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
nintendon't kill my vibe
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
i remember i was conflicted, misusing my threadfluence
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
http://whereistheprotestmusic.tumblr.com/
― lex pretend, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:29 (nine years ago) link
Terrible articles
― got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Friday, 3 April 2015 12:59 (nine years ago) link
That protest thing is hilarious
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2015/04/10/carly-rae-jepsen-makes-heads-explode/
feat. bonus ilxor diss
― Number None, Sunday, 12 April 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link
that one is pretty bad all right! i don't think i've ever pictured stoned hipsters reading pitchfork. more like earnest high school kids.
― scott seward, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link
lol @ "yoga columnist, admirer of trees" in his bio
who are these people who still think statements like that are big truth to power moments? aside from the otts and auks and austerlitzes, of course.
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
"Mark has been described a few ways -- as a Lenny Bruce character, or as a Generation X Hunter S. Thompson, or as a liberal redneck," Kershner said. "He has a following, but he's always close to the edge."
everyone gets older faster these days
http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/3-Staffers-Suspended-Over-SF-Gate-Column-2937413.php
― maura, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link
got an couple hours?
― austinato (Austin), Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
All of those descriptions of Morford are too flattering, even liberal redneck.
― polyphonic, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
Is it still 2004 in San Francisco?
― ciao, o rank cunt (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link
fixie bike jokes is some real trenchant social commentary in 2015
― ciao, o rank cunt (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
what about microbrew zings tho
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:42 (nine years ago) link
Nice to see he takes time out of his schedule of yoga therapy and admiring trees to engage in pointless culture-bashing rants. Nothing more enlightened than jokes about PBR.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link
aside from the otts and auks and austerlitzes
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link
this one is actually the worst
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 April 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link
pretty sure it's lifted from a Frank Barone column written for Everybody Loves Raymond, though
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 April 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link
just about every sentence of that is completely moronic
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 April 2015 07:42 (nine years ago) link
“Bro! Did you read our Carly Rae bit? Can you believe us? We are so meta! I bet no one saw that coming. How hipster can you get, but to like the least hipster act there is in this modern world right now? Someone punch me in the face!
“Next up, we praise a Kardashian. Shut up! Who wants a PBR?”
yeah boy do they ever have the writer of that carly rae jepsen piece pegged, such an indie loving hipster
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vox.com/2015/4/21/8441443/hozier-profile-interview
reading this actually hurt me; I am a broken man
― DJP, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link
article nails that "sponsored content" feel
― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
totally unaware of Hozier up to now. reads like Russell Brand's Infant Sorrow lead singer character
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link
"He's a naturalist. He plucks the guitar strings with his fingers."
get the fuck outta here
― the tune was space, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link
picks are so artifical
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
"Most of the songs are meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in."Hozier 2015: Meaty, Desperate and Honest About the World We Live In
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
"He's a naturalist. He plucks the guitar strings with his fingers, while naked."
― DJP, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
"He refuses to brush his fluffy mane of brown hair, writes his songs based off a feeling, and doesn't let a piece of plastic come between him and his chords"
His guitar tech has to put his capo on for him.
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
Where other artists hire songwriters to build out their hits for them, Hozier wrote his in an attic.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
"Hozier's set is lit with electronic candles"
you'd think he'd go with real candles
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/67/6718/FVLA100Z/posters/a-shot-in-the-dark-a-peter-sellers-1964.jpg
― da croupier, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
Most of the songs are meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in.
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
http://meatcampbaptistchurch.org/
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
can't tell if people are deliberately confusing naturalist with naturist itt
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
not that either has anything to do with guitar playing
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link
#standup4nudists
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link
Hozier fan 'completes' "perfect interview". Is that possible for you?
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
there are no guitar picks taped to the tall mic stand in front of him. He refuses to brush his fluffy mane of brown hair, writes his songs based off a feeling, and doesn't let a piece of plastic come between him and his chords.
this really is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
― intheblanks, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
he should just stretch his own fingers over a fretboard and resonator and play them
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link
MEATY 'n' DESPERATE
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link
hoping that guitar pick thing is just a reductio ad absurdum parody of the discourse of authenticity
― intheblanks, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 22:08 (nine years ago) link