would watch
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
i can understand a pitcher being unhappy when someone behind him makes an error, but lackey's body language is like asshole performance art
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link
Jenifer Langosch @LangoschMLB#stlcards OF Tommy Pham headed to see Texas physician re: his left quad strain. Three weeks after sustaining injury, he's not feeling right.
:( feel so bad for this guy.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
i know it's just spring training, but the cardinals came in dead last in runs scored (by a wide margin, too), and were near the very bottom in HRs, SLG, OPS, pretty much every offensive stat that wasn't weakly grounding out to 2B. they did lead the NL in SBs, but i'm trying to track down how many times they were caught stealing, because that must have set some sort of record.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link
ah, found it. they led MLB in caught stealing, and ended up with a 67.5% SB%
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/3/0/0/81074300/cuts/Waino2_t0hmahpz_v01uw182.jpg
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 3 April 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link
i don't think he has the correct number of stars there.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 April 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link
matheny on psychology and wainwright as the opening day starter:
"I don't know if it's a psychological advantage over the opposition, but I think it's a psychological advantage for our club to where that's the guy who is leading our pitching staff."
...definitely
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
that's why bartolo : is the mets' opening day starter
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 April 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
went ahead and made this in preparation for the season, sure it will come in handy
https://38.media.tumblr.com/e3c19beace710ea2b174ad13a297ff66/tumblr_nmak1xMXK11qdmmiqo1_500.gif
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 April 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahaaaaa
― WilliamC, Saturday, 4 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link
great crowd! this game already feels more intense than any game these two have played in several years
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/BestFansStLouis/status/584869281214652418/photo/1
― Andy K, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link
wooooooooooooooooow.
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link
i hope this season is a classic. getting such good vibes (not just from the run in the first inning either, i promise)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link
all the nl central games feel important this year
def because 3 of its teams have the potential to be great and the brewers could be goodish sustainably and...there are also the reds, they do stuff...
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link
will lester attempt to throw to 1B?
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link
seriously weird he never threw to 1B in all of 2014, i mean how in the
would've really loved if he had and gotten kolten wong, would remind me of a certain other time kolten wong got thrown out at first
but alas
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:46 (nine years ago) link
*koltentears*
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
wainwright has no right to complain about the strike zone at this point
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:48 (nine years ago) link
but seriously, it is def just not a thing he does since 2011, seems like he would rather work himself out of jams
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link
which did not really always work! but last year it was kind of a nonissue - until the wild card game.
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link
two runs matted in already
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link
ouch, jon lester coming up in the 8th position in the order, TLR style, with 2 outs and a runner on 3B.
joe maddon...is a genius
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link
cool strike zone tonight
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link
it's...not consistent to say the least
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link
that Heyward trade is already looking good, unsurprisingly
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link
Cubs already giving us gifs, how nice of them
yikes, cubs kind of looking bad news bears out there right now!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link
yadi has a tiny guy butt now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link
Phil Coke is on the Cubs now?
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 6 April 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
I think Schilling just had a stroke trying to explain what's wrong with Martinez's mechanics.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 April 2015 02:43 (nine years ago) link
yeah, i watched that with the sound at a very low volume and it sounded insane
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 02:44 (nine years ago) link
i love watching martinez pitch. even when it's nerveracking. his pitches have such movement, you can't look away
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link
At least this is probably the last time I'll listen to the ESPN game crew this season.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 6 April 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link
yikes, Soler having a rough time tonight.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
uh, i though Martinez was going to be starting?!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 April 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link
he is, but he's 5th in the rotation and the cardinals have 3 off-days in the first two weeks of the season, so he probably won't see a start for a while.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link
ah.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdSoFvmoaWI
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 April 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link
http://giant.gfycat.com/SpottedWholeJunco.gif
el gallo's change is looking gooooooood, and should be a weapon against lefthanders this year.
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2015/4/8/8351355/carlos-martinez-changeup-st-louis-cardinals-baseball-mlb
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link
that ball almost got raptured
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link
heard that huge douchebag Curt Schilling was ripping on him during the opening night broadcast which makes me like Carlos more and more.
― bnw, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCblC-4UIAAMfi0.jpg:large
― earlnash, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link
yikes
that's bad
fuck
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link
especially because the cubs are going to be dominating from 2016-?? and the pirates won't be far behind
I do think it is a cool retro design, but it is a total F.U. (aka the Cardinal Way).
Hey it's not bragging if you can back it up, I'm sure Cardinal fans will eat it up.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
Wait that's real?
― Evan R, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link