What's it all about, Alfie the 13-year-old father?

no, she's a victim here of ___________

Mrs Thatcher

Aye she's got it fucking made eh?

― the innermost wee guy (onimo),

it was sarcasm

She's a victim of her whoremoans.

so was mine xp

You guys

babies having babies hurts everyone

'ow is babby formed, mate?

the REAL father:

http://www.computermuseum.li/Testpage/AlphieII.jpg

smiling.

Isn't Maisie pregnant yet?

Alfie's taking her out tonight to get back at Chantelle.

Alfie, the German version (Kathrin is 13, Christian is 15, they'll be Germany's youngest elders)

Zärtlich drückt er seine Freundin an sich, streichelt ihren kugelrunden Bauch.

sounds good in Deutsch!
;)

at least Kathrin looks like 25 to me. (also i'm willing to bet that Bild will feature nude photos of Deutschland jungsten Mutter, when she's 18 and in desperate need of some dough)

Christian has some bad 80s footballer hair going on there.

wow yeah i would have guessed she was 18-19 and he was 22-23

Christian has a shirt that says "GABBA" on it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8056700.stm

yeah, i was gonna post earlier when press gazette announced reporting restrictions had been lifted. but reading the thread, the mirror had let the cat out of the bag anyway. courts continuing to do an awesome job of maintaining press freedom in the internet age then.

Children's Secretary Ed Balls

LOL

oh man do I so want the inside story on how this one went down

my general advice to all pregnant women is that if you can either identify the father as a 13-year-old or a 15-year-old, go with 15, trust me

Poor Alfie ;_; He thought he was a man!

Damn Crutis beat me to the Ed Balls zole.

oh man do I so want the inside story on how this one went down

my general advice to all pregnant women is that if you can either identify the father as a 13-year-old or a 15-year-old, go with 15, trust me

― nabisco, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 00:19 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

you know the general outline right? the parents colluded in saying the younger kid was the father because he looks even younger than 13 and they knew they could sell the story.

A+ parenting

A+ news reporting also

From the Mirror...

A downmarket newspaper reportedly paid Alfie’s dad Dennis, 45, for the story of how his son became one of Britain’s youngest dads after a night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.

>:(

"A night of unprotected sex with Chantelle."

This is just so sad. How do kids parent kids? :-( That said, I recently read that research has shown that teenage moms sometimes do better (than expected/girls without babies).

My brother (and sister-in-law) were teenage parents and their children are lovely. And had left home by the time my brother was 40.
MASSIVE WIN!

who will think of our children's children?

Ned, my parents as well: but there's a difference between 13 yo dad and 19 yo dad.

Yes, massive win of course. And becoming young grandparent as well! Unless you have a kid like me who waits till she's in her 30s. hah

My brother was 16 (17 when his daughter was born). It was hard at the time but being nice middle class people we did the right thing and had the child brought up by our servants as their own.

lol @ Mirror calling other tabloids "downmarket"

also lol @ this http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/05/19/tory-issues-apology-after-calling-labour-rival-a-c-115875-21371710/

"cunt" = typo for "councillor"