pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

Pitchfork was more fun when it gave 0.0s to Zaireeka and Boy with the Arab Strap.

It's amazing how fast backlash used to be. Arab Strap came out only two years after Sinister, and yet the pfork review talked about how belle and sebastian like they were this venerable institution that was letting down their fans with a "mediocre" record that "parodied" themselves. What was the expectation? I don't think disappointing sophomore albums are discussed this way anymore, especially if they follow fast on the heels of a classic. It's like time has sped up or something

arab strap was actually 0.8; i remember because it is the funniest pitchfork rating ever, to me. so close to a 1! but not quite 1-caliber.

I don't think disappointing sophomore albums are discussed this way anymore, especially if they follow fast on the heels of a classic.

i thought it was still the classic pfork move to laud the debut and shrug at the follow-up.

It's like time has sped up or something

unless it's a rapper who gets constant coverage on the basis of mixtapes and then gets their album panned, but that's more of a general issue.

Have to respect the algorithms of the software they use. The results are scientific and objective.

xp

So were those tweets from the author of that "unbearable whiteness" article ranting about white people real?

Twitter isnt real its just words

Are you a YT? xp

read that as "Are you a YouTube"

wait, did 龜 really mean "are you a YouTube"?

So did I

Seriously though, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBDsRdxWsAAnEb9.jpg

tell me more

More what, context? That Twitter is the author of the article mention previously on the thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctuMC9jCBk

please elaborate on why those tweets are notable, SurfaceKrystal

poor wites they never had a chance against this yung south asian writer, rip wites

all of those tweets otm

pitchfork is like the only place on earth that ever cared about deerhoof

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Deerhoof has been a consistant live draw for over a decade

"white people sure are excited about unbreakable kimmy schmidt"

lol

xpost well, she wasn't really done with white people in 2012

Notable? Oh I just thought it was quite funny

why

lol wolves circling

@ campreverb, I love ratings, but when they're fun and at the service of a good reading and listening experience, not "look at us scale the entire world of music and music writing on this metric of objectivity". My ideal rating system has always been Vice's music section tbh

my ideal rating system has always been dos and don'ts

xxp agreed, there just seemed to be a case being made earlier that ratings/listicles/best of's serve no purpose, and I while I think that point could be made for the latter 2, throwing ratings out with them is throwing the baby with the bathwater to me.

ideal system: CMJ's old RIYL.

finger paintings tweet otm

Kimmy Schmidt was great! I'm white btw

i don't see how she ever expects to get cast in a belle and sebastian movie with tweets like those

Yeah so Jenny Death gets 8.1 but not BNM... perfect example of PF walking their top-down branding tightrope. Gotta appease the kids who align their indie identity with DG image marketing, but not unnerve the Pomplamoose set.

http://www.big-t-shirts.com/ProdImages/big/792.jpg

unnerve the pomplamoose and pomplamoose the unnerved

is what they should be doing

I just want to post a comment below the review, goddammit!

open commenting on pitchfork is not a great idea.

well ok, but i just have one really important comment

for one review in particular

it's about how i make a living while working from the comfort of my home

post it here

wtf i can't c+p my home

just post everything here

thank you all for this thread it keeps giving

I just want to post a comment below the review, goddammit!

*indicates the total fucking nightmare that is the pfork facebook*

your boy chris paul flopping like someone whacked his leg with a club

lol whoops

nonetheless my point stands

otm

7.8 - Captures the end of the season

A WOC - and an electronic musician, no less (is this a first?) - gets a BNM today. http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/20450-dark-energy/