OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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Feel like that's in the vein of a new twitter meme https://twitter.com/edswebpresence/status/580770985638567937

, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 28 March 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

Yeah these are definitely bots. They're concatenating strings of Wikipedia text with some other tweet.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

...

, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

Or they could be bots [1] may refer to * Ajaw B'ot, king of Seibal, * Ben Bot, Dutch Minister of Foreign Affairs

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/RumpusAndBumpus/status/592240082343497728

flappy bird, Sunday, 26 April 2015 08:56 (eight years ago) link

this is my fav tweet https://twitter.com/Titsybot/status/593794260102750208

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

yes

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

maybe only funny to, well, me

https://twitter.com/swarthyvillain/status/597540175124635648

swarthy villain is a tommie lmao

goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

(maybe)

goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

yes, i've found that really weird

global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

whats a tommie

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

catholic school with a good football team and lots of business majors

global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

a lot of the weird tweet cru seem p normal irl when they selfie

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link

just regular guys having bizarre depressed thoughts they finally found a venue for

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

I'm finding twitter to be very therapeutic

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

worried abt u

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

ILX also very therapeautic

, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

confidentially, dude who runs the amazon reviews acct is a touchy dingus

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

ooh what did you do

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/balladreview/status/616305962169688065

there was a last tweet, now deleted, that said something like "it gets old hearing that same joke every day for 250 days"

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

pray 4 him

goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

oh shit ive always wondered who @balladreview is

gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

same

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 July 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link

idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project

dead (Lamp), Saturday, 25 July 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

can someone help me?

there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?

i cant find it

gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

i know exactly what you're talking about

, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

yeah

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho

goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png

lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the savagery here, lol

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/649289819483471873

goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

Unfortunately, her staff did not book John Hendren (@johnhendren), the Al Jazeera journalist, but rather Jon Hendren (@fart), comedian and troll.

Ahhh, I was wondering why he was booked in the first place.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

oop

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

omg yes

balls, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

Comedian or troll: TS

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link

an american hero

flappy bird, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:39 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/walthaas26

goole, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

Gerry Adams' twitter feed is one of my favourite things about the internet

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/wifeleftmebot

goole, Friday, 22 January 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link


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