One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

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my (baseless) theory is that he's been trying to get out since shortly after the beginning but wasn't able to until he breached a morality clause in his contract w/the cheating scandal

― swae lee is the sremmurd for rae dad (crüt), Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

i like this theory

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

"an enduring image of One Direction is of Malik in the Night Changes video, the soft and intricate cascade of his hair merging with a dense knot of spaghetti"

this is so beautiful <3

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

i don't think there was any morality clause lol - he's already cheated on perrie publicly before so this is nothing out of the ordinary - but he's clearly hated the whole experience for sometime and was recording with naughty boy solo a few months back, so he probably just used the uproar to cite stress and get out now.

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

although there's already a broad consensus within the directioner stanbase that their management keeps them in loveless closeted relationships so this could feed into those theories.

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

which of the Directioners would Zayn have been boinking on the sly?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

[insert slash fic]

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/InzwfFm.gif

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

A: Harry Slyles

swae lee is the sremmurd for rae dad (crüt), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

xxpost OMG prolego

Tim F, Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

The teacher who looks after our entry music used "Best Song Ever" this morning, and then I heard it again in a record store on the way home. Now I know why. (It's a song I always enjoy hearing.)

clemenza, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

loved brad's piece, also this one

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-star-that-burns-twice-as-bright-burns-half-as-long-goodbye-zayn-malik

lex pretend, Friday, 27 March 2015 07:57 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MP3l0kA.jpg

, Friday, 27 March 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

crey forever

Tim F, Friday, 27 March 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

he gave an interview indicating he's working on solo material right now apparently

dyl, Friday, 27 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

but that is normal life for a singer who left a band

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

An excerpt from Brad's article makes it into Pseuds Corner in the current Private Eye - wear it as a badge of pride

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 16 April 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

no idea what that is, not investigating

the geode part?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 16 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

okay i investigated.

that's awesome

two weeks pass...

^^ Saddest moment of my life.
I could live without them solving their problems through social media.

Nourry, Thursday, 7 May 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

here they are playing 'clouds' as a quartet: http://youtu.be/wCv-Mgrj0TY

Nourry, Monday, 1 June 2015 07:09 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

so... this happened. new song.

https://play.spotify.com/album/7LnU0hAOYe9aq91PCKMI7A

Nourry, Friday, 31 July 2015 09:51 (eight years ago) link

it's uh something

grower, i guess. but i'm too obsessed with these guys to even try to have an objective point of view.

Nourry, Friday, 31 July 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

it's maybe their least arena rock thing yet so i'm prob just experiencing withdrawal

Subbing in Adam Levine as a 5th member was an odd choice.

Greer, Friday, 31 July 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

"it's maybe their least arena rock thing yet so i'm prob just experiencing withdrawal"

yeah, i get it. i was excited when one of them said that the new record has fleetwood mac vibes, but this single it's completely different from what i expected/wanted. but, as isabel cole wrote, "every time i listen to these assholes for the first time in a while i remember how harry’s voice goes straight to my groin", i can't change that, even when i don't enjoy the songs so much as i wanted.

Nourry, Friday, 31 July 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

In the meantime, Zayn signed to RCA.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Friday, 31 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i've got my own album to do

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 24 August 2015 09:55 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

itt we (read: i) cry about the new one direction album made in the a.m.

Oh noes is it that bad

Tim F, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

more likely to cry if it's good. so far it's good

"hey angel" sorta sounds like "clouds" pt 2

all of the songs about zayn hurt me a lot, especially "long way down"

I have a terrible copy that I heard enough last week to know I won't like it as much as Four. The songwriting done gone flat.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

Made In The Studio (By Puppets)

Turrican, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link

aw yeah silly overdriven 1d finally locks in at track 8, "never enough"

trying to decide if "what a feeling" is a less good rewrite of jennifer paige's "crush"

"love you goodbye" ;_;

this is definitely less good than four (there are what, three fake beatles tracks and four ballads here?) but whatever i'm still emotionally devastated

A more good rewrite of "crush" would be the best song in the world, surely.

Tim F, Sunday, 8 November 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

yeah holding out for that forever prob

fuck u 1d for saving the awesome gross rock song for the bonus tracks, hello "temporary fix"!

it's literally "no control" part 2 but i wanna start a band that sounds like "no control"


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