One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

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obviously we don't know for sure but j0rdan otm i think, their management has run them into the ground (they're literally never not on tour or recording) and to be honest i'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner what with the intense nature of their fanbase and the scrutiny that comes with that.

bae sremmurd (monotony), Thursday, 26 March 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link

the band can not go on without his adlibs, i'm devastated

uberweiss, Thursday, 26 March 2015 06:47 (nine years ago) link

is Lance Bass still in orbit?

flappy bird (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 26 March 2015 06:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/mar/26/without-zayn-malik-one-direction-four-goofy-white-guys-shouting

"Malik’s function in the band was in some ways obscure or invisible. He didn’t write for the band often, and when he did he usually appeared among a galaxy of co-writers on the group’s most gelatinous ballads (Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne are responsible for the majority of the group’s internal songwriting). His modesty and the economy of his expression gave him the reputation of the “quiet one” and the “mysterious one” among the boy band taxonomies. In the One Direction documentary, This Is Us, he features minimally compared to the rest of the group; when the band takes a break from their aggressive and interminable touring schedule, Malik is depicted in isolation, in a room he’s decorated entirely with graffiti. In another scene, he streams by the camera on a Segway. His smile seems to materialise slowly and almost imperceptibly across his face, composing itself atom by atom."

StillAdvance, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link

lol

no control!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

seriously Brad this is awesome

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

when the band takes a break from their aggressive and interminable touring schedule, Malik is depicted in isolation, in a room he’s decorated entirely with graffiti

zayn malik, the rust cohle of one direction

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

*scrolls down* why does the guardian still have one of the worst comment sections on the internet idgi

dyl, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link

like, this came two days after a cheating scandal, plus the cited reason is "stress" which is celebrity pr-speak for drugs, booze, etc. I'm all for taking fans seriously but at some point feet have to hit earth again

― katherine, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno considering what their recording and touring schedule has been like it seems pretty plausible that he just got tired of the lifestyle and wanted out

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, March 25, 2015 5:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my (baseless) theory is that he's been trying to get out since shortly after the beginning but wasn't able to until he breached a morality clause in his contract w/the cheating scandal

swae lee is the sremmurd for rae dad (crüt), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

or he just got tired of terrorist 'gags' or stupid people like those in the guardian comments boxes

StillAdvance, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

my (baseless) theory is that he's been trying to get out since shortly after the beginning but wasn't able to until he breached a morality clause in his contract w/the cheating scandal

― swae lee is the sremmurd for rae dad (crüt), Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:30 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

i like this theory

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

"an enduring image of One Direction is of Malik in the Night Changes video, the soft and intricate cascade of his hair merging with a dense knot of spaghetti"

this is so beautiful <3

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:54 (nine years ago) link

i don't think there was any morality clause lol - he's already cheated on perrie publicly before so this is nothing out of the ordinary - but he's clearly hated the whole experience for sometime and was recording with naughty boy solo a few months back, so he probably just used the uproar to cite stress and get out now.

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

although there's already a broad consensus within the directioner stanbase that their management keeps them in loveless closeted relationships so this could feed into those theories.

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

which of the Directioners would Zayn have been boinking on the sly?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link

[insert slash fic]

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/InzwfFm.gif

prolego, Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

A: Harry Slyles

swae lee is the sremmurd for rae dad (crüt), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

xxpost OMG prolego

Tim F, Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

The teacher who looks after our entry music used "Best Song Ever" this morning, and then I heard it again in a record store on the way home. Now I know why. (It's a song I always enjoy hearing.)

clemenza, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

loved brad's piece, also this one

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-star-that-burns-twice-as-bright-burns-half-as-long-goodbye-zayn-malik

lex pretend, Friday, 27 March 2015 07:57 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MP3l0kA.jpg

, Friday, 27 March 2015 12:12 (nine years ago) link

crey forever

Tim F, Friday, 27 March 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

he gave an interview indicating he's working on solo material right now apparently

dyl, Friday, 27 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

but that is normal life for a singer who left a band

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

An excerpt from Brad's article makes it into Pseuds Corner in the current Private Eye - wear it as a badge of pride

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 16 April 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

no idea what that is, not investigating

the geode part?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 16 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

okay i investigated.

that's awesome

two weeks pass...

^^ Saddest moment of my life.
I could live without them solving their problems through social media.

Nourry, Thursday, 7 May 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

here they are playing 'clouds' as a quartet: http://youtu.be/wCv-Mgrj0TY

Nourry, Monday, 1 June 2015 07:09 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

so... this happened. new song.

https://play.spotify.com/album/7LnU0hAOYe9aq91PCKMI7A

Nourry, Friday, 31 July 2015 09:51 (eight years ago) link

it's uh something

grower, i guess. but i'm too obsessed with these guys to even try to have an objective point of view.

Nourry, Friday, 31 July 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

it's maybe their least arena rock thing yet so i'm prob just experiencing withdrawal

Subbing in Adam Levine as a 5th member was an odd choice.

Greer, Friday, 31 July 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

"it's maybe their least arena rock thing yet so i'm prob just experiencing withdrawal"

yeah, i get it. i was excited when one of them said that the new record has fleetwood mac vibes, but this single it's completely different from what i expected/wanted. but, as isabel cole wrote, "every time i listen to these assholes for the first time in a while i remember how harry’s voice goes straight to my groin", i can't change that, even when i don't enjoy the songs so much as i wanted.

Nourry, Friday, 31 July 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

In the meantime, Zayn signed to RCA.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Friday, 31 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i've got my own album to do

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 24 August 2015 09:55 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

itt we (read: i) cry about the new one direction album made in the a.m.

Oh noes is it that bad

Tim F, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

more likely to cry if it's good. so far it's good

"hey angel" sorta sounds like "clouds" pt 2


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