2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

rain slicker

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comes quicker

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ok so it's been this long and no one here has said big dicker or am i missing something

you missed something, read quicker

nutkicker seems too obvious, but surely!

debit card dongers

gong bongers

economy has disappeared up its own ass, get the tongers

I don't know if I can read this any longers.

shut up, you small cat

war monger

fun-zipper, xxp

if you have a enough americans all typing rhymes, eventually one of them will produce the AUS/NZ thread title

rock hardy won, btw

you all broke the custos meter

I almost voted for Paul tsongers

dammit

you're just jealous, bnw

dumb hipster

bong ripster

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/2008/09/mccain_wins_debate.html

McCain campaign places 'McCain wins debate' ad in New York Times Online (before official announcement that he is attending debate)

hoo boy if this isn't the most entertaining election ever

oops, Wall Street Journal

I got my shitkickers, won't bicker, pizza hut stickers on a rain slicker,
Born with the big dicker, comes quicker, burnt wicker with a copy of windowlicker
Check the stock ticker, nose pickin' goldbricker, you missed something, read quicker
Debit card dongers, economy gone up its own ass, get the tongers, before the gong bonger
I just made the custos tribute thread longer

pizza hut stickers on a rain slicker

Don Henley's gonna steal that line.

Paging Mike Watt.

I got my shitkickers, won't bicker, pizza hut stickers on a rain slicker,
Born with the big dicker, comes quicker, burnt wicker with a copy of windowlicker
Check the stock ticker, nose pickin' goldbricker, you missed something, read quicker
Debit card dongers, economy gone up its own ass, get the tongers, before the gong bonger
I just made the custos tribute thread longer

This sounds like Tom Wolfe's idea of rap lyrics in "A Man In Full."

lost beck b-side

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Er.. We Believe

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fuck

“In the end, McCain blinked and Obama did not. The 'steady hand in a storm' argument looks now to more favor Obama, not McCain…My guess is that plasma units are rushing to the McCain campaign as we speak to replace the blood flowing there from the fights among the staff.” – Craig Shirley, a Republican consultant and former McCain adviser, shaping a dangerous storyline for his former boss in an interview with the Huffington Post.

yglesias dishes dirt on one of the dudes behind the crazy "cut taxes on rich people" solution being floated by the house GOP (the plan given sorta-maybe lip service by john mccain, his only contribution to the discussion yesterday)

indiana republican mike spence:

http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2008/09/mike_pence_2.php

There are very few members of congress with whom I’ve ever had the opportunity to discuss a substantive matter of public policy. But as it happens, one of them — the one with whom I’ve had the second-longest exchange — is Mike Pence (R-IN) who I’ve seen on television today repeatedly discussing the Republican Study Group’s “plan” for the financial crisis. And I can tell you this about Mike Pence: he has no idea what he’s talking about. The man is a fool, who deserves to be laughed at. He’s almost stupid enough to work in cable television.

Pence, sorry

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This is 2008. Can we get a new stage designer plz?

the green chucks signify that his cargo pocket is in fact full of tasty drugs

will ye have a drug, democracy?

http://www.electiontaxes.com/

Put on a damn suit, vacuum boy. Jesus. I had to do camera work for the Italian prime minister's visit to the Rhode Island state house one time and I almost was told to stay home that day because of my scruffy look. I promised them I had some nice clothes and they warily OK'd me. I showed up and passed. By the way can I just say - Italian secret service guys wear some nice fucking suits.

dude their ITALIAN

I've never heard it called that before.

Let me also ask this: How many jobs have poor people created? Poor people don’t employ people. Rich people are the ones who create middle class jobs by investing and expanding businesses. Take away their money and you take away your job.

^^^some genius reasoning here

guys have you seen this? great stuff from cafferty but my favorite part is wolf blitzer. he is CHANNELING paul shaffer. cafferty as letterman, blitzer as shaffer

haha cafferty is great

whoa

i appreciate that CNN/our side's got its own exponent of that Brit Hume/Bill O'Reilly-style old-white-dude-paternalism, if in fact anyone pays attention to him, but I'm not exactly a fan of it no matter the partisan lean

Obama says "McCain's debating skills are unparalleled...and the expectations for him tonight are sky-high." The McCain camp doesn't launch into hyperbole but also tries to set expectations by calling Obama's debating skills "pretty good."

expectations-setting is the most surreal part of the election game imo