WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and fierce

drash, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

I honestly can't tell if her eyes are saying "I'm only doing this to free my family from his dungeon" or "I'm going to finish absorbing his life force as soon as the photographer leaves."

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

dunno but his eyes are saying 'my dad owns a dealership'

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

lol, I see both things (xpost: all three things). also, the two are seconds away from pouncing, ripping open, and draining the photographer of his blood.

drash, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

another pro photoshop job
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/shining%20new%20couple.png

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

lol at drash's observation and everything since

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

"Don't shoot until you can see the whites of their eyes!"

"Okay, looks like they're about 10 miles away! Can I shoot now!"

pplains, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

I think if you've ever asked to pose with your palm slapped up against a wall, you may need to reconsider the aesthetic vision of your photographer.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

I lack the photoshop (read: powerpoint) skills to take this where it needs to go

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

can someone photoshop their eyes on to each others faces?

gr8080, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

Somehow I dont think thats what gr80 meant but LOL oh jesus.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Vnaetnd.jpg

"Noooo! Get away from me!"

pplains, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

the stranded car scenes remind me a tad of David Lynch (eg Lost Highway)-- very auspicious for a marriage

― drash, Monday, March 16, 2015 1:41 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also i thought the abandoned train car one was a twin peaks thing before i read the caption

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 March 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link

p sure pplains made up that caption....

gr8080, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

I didn't!

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

Srsly, it's the guy's whole schtick!

http://i.imgur.com/3ASYLNQ.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

omg lol i am wrong

http://www.matthewdruin.com/blog/shanel-john-an-urban-exploration-engagement-in-atlanta/

gr8080, Monday, 23 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

While we were shooting we kept hearing lower voices coming from different directions, but didn’t see anything. We laid low in a room trying to figure out who or what it was and then we finally saw a couple walking through one of the buildings with their dog checking things out. They spotted us out the corner of their eye and were extremely startled. Lol. Nothing better than scaring someone in a creepy abandoned building.

http://i.imgur.com/FPmUNA1.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

xp

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Also, which David Lynch movie had black people in it

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A5qj73G.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

like a still from the intro of a new FX show

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

keep hearing drop-D acoustic guitars

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

can you imagine being invited over to someone's house for the first time and seeing that^ framed on the mantelpiece?

gr8080, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

lmao SG

goole, Monday, 23 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

"we'll show you marriage"

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/FinkHellGoodman.jpg

drash, Monday, 23 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

keep hearing drop-D acoustic guitars
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, March 23, 2015 10:40 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stealing this

brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/zc8MfhB.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link

expecting excited engaged eternally alone

carl agatha, Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

Lol

Modern French Music from Failure to Boulez (askance johnson), Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

Maybe he's the mastermind who's been engineering all these other couplings and developments.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link

me irl

gr8080, Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I wish that was animated so we could see the young couple trying to suck each other's souls out with their eyes while an assistant off-camera nudges that little wooden LOVE sign into view one inch at a time.

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link

(psst! slide this diamond death ring on! it increases your soulsucker by 50% for 30 seconds!)

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link

those pictures are pretty good but they would be better if there was more of that cool LOVE sign in them

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link

close-ups of the engagement ring give a strong "I have paid many resources to ensure this love" vibe

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0wOKMn2.jpg

"Wonder if this going to cost extra? Because I heard this thing might be copywritten or something."
______

http://i.imgur.com/ml66P52.jpg

"So, ok, when Tanner gets here, is he going to stand exactly where your assistant is standing now? Tanner gets so busy!"
______

http://i.imgur.com/PwaQt6f.jpg

"Wait! You can't be on top of there!"
______

http://i.imgur.com/Ov4Jz98.jpg

"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
______

http://i.imgur.com/7hPaWpf.jpg

And finally, now we know what love is.

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ypcRM1U.jpg

(This one's actually pretty cool.)

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link

Nice Photojournalism!

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

although i have to admit i would rather read the 1000-word version of that picture

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."

just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

"Though Westy was already racking up the endorsement deals on the junior circuit, his older sister Kara couldn't get her mind off the gentle guy who sprayed off the ramps every evening..."

xp

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4rUnuoN.gif

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

aww, that one's cute

very foggy too

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

I hate to say this because there may even be ILXors on here who are in this situation, but – if there's more than a foot between you and your partner's height, first thing anyone's going to think when they meet the two of you is "wonder in what position these two do most of their fucking in."

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

yeah but that's a great icebreaker question

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link


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