Top 100 disturbing/distracting/definitely non-sexy examples of purportedly sexual pop lyrics

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Officially, it's "Polygon" but yeah.

(.. naah)

Mark G, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link

ken andrews (failure guy) typically has about one of these per album. there's an ON album that has some couplet about getting a girl drunk and tasting her "ocean funk"

soyrev, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

"Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth"

― Mark G, Monday, 16 March 2015 11:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could you all maybe include the name of the artist and song with the lyrics, for context?

― Tuomas, Monday, 16 March 2015 12:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

no

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Beyoncé - 'Blow':

Can you eat my skittles
It's the sweetest in the middle
Pink is the flavor
Solve the riddle

I'm a lean back
Don't worry it's nothing major
Make sure you clean that
It's the only way to get the
Flavor

ArchCarrier, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

This gem by Enrique Iglesias:

You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude
But tonight I'm fucking you

LeRooLeRoo, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

haha well as far as that goes nothing beats Akon following up "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" with "Damn, you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch."

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link


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