Top 100 disturbing/distracting/definitely non-sexy examples of purportedly sexual pop lyrics

that's from the same song

now and forever I love Neil Diamond's "Forever in Blue Jeans":

and honey's sweet
but it ain't nothing next to baby's treat

we have a winner. xp

i find some of those "feel like makin love" 70s rock cliches kind of hot tbr.

"Afternoon Delight" with its fish metaphor

but you got some bait awaitin' and I think I might
try nibbling a little afternoon delight

i find some of those "feel like makin love" 70s rock cliches kind of hot tbr.

true, tacky and sexy not mutually exclusive

Nibbling the bait takes the cake.

Bob's Yer Uncle / Happy Mondays

look, up in the sky, it's Paul the sweet banana with possibly the most awful ever:

Well, well, take off your face
Recover from the trip you've been on
I want you to lie on the bed
Get you ready for my body gun

I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do ya sweet banana
You've never been done
Yes, like a rabbit, gonna grab it
Gonna do it 'til the night is done

Officially, it's "Polygon" but yeah.

(.. naah)

ken andrews (failure guy) typically has about one of these per album. there's an ON album that has some couplet about getting a girl drunk and tasting her "ocean funk"

"Still a little bit of your taste in my mouth"

― Mark G, Monday, 16 March 2015 11:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could you all maybe include the name of the artist and song with the lyrics, for context?

― Tuomas, Monday, 16 March 2015 12:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

no

Beyoncé - 'Blow':

Can you eat my skittles
It's the sweetest in the middle
Pink is the flavor
Solve the riddle

I'm a lean back
Don't worry it's nothing major
Make sure you clean that
It's the only way to get the
Flavor

This gem by Enrique Iglesias:

You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude
But tonight I'm fucking you

haha well as far as that goes nothing beats Akon following up "I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" with "Damn, you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch."