2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

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Some dude on Youtube is posting Sarah Palin clips from a VHS copy of the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant. Not so interesting, but hey, worth a look anyway:

― Hatch, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

nothing rhymes with buttlicker

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

nutlicker

― A bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (dan m), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

“If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself," Parker also writes. "If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman — and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say what is painfully true.

plz post pics of Biden tickling his back with toes.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

bare ruined butts where late Hugh Hewitt licked

― J0hn D., Friday, 26 September 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

nothing rhymes with buttlicker

humdinger

― gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

bare ruined butts where late Hugh Hewitt licked

Of Montreal song title?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

gabbneb is Billy Collins!

― David R., Friday, 26 September 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

nothing rhymes with buttlicker

"political ticker"

― Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I saw a guy who I swear looked like Hugh H. leaving the Pacific Life offices yesterday over in Newport. He happily skip-jogged into the road.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

nutlicker is okay--but it's the same word

humdinger=the "di" sounds are different on buttlicker and humdinger, i.e. i pronounce buttlicker as "buttliquor"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

political ticker is the best so far

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

buttliquor. seriously.

― goole, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

humdinger=the "di" sounds are different on buttlicker and humdinger,

whoops, I'm referring to the internal "i's" here.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.thomasmore.org/graphics/sb_thomasmore/imag168.jpg

BUTTLIQUOR!

― goole, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.thomasmore.org/graphics/sb_thomasmore/imag168.jpg

I'VE JUZ TICKLED BIDEN WITH MY TOEZ

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

waht

― gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

LOL xpost

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i36.tinypic.com/286qr74.png

― James Mitchell, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

humdinger also rhymes with folksinger

― gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

have two Hewitt pics ever been posted at the same time, anywhere?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

humdinger and folksinger whyme with each other but we still have a buttlicker problem

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

lol at hemingway's cats

― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Test you knowledge

― dmr, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

nothing rhymes with buttlicker

shitkicker

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

nosepicker
pot sticker
won't bicker
will nick her
burnt wicker

― David R., Friday, 26 September 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

lots of things rhyme with buttlicker unless you're demanding a three-syllable rhyme. You only need two syllables to rhyme buttlicker. nosepicker, got sicker, much thicker, don't bicker, big-dicker...indeed, many of these are already in the sonnet, which is getting rave reviews

― J0hn D., Friday, 26 September 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i feel much better now, good work everyone

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

goldbricker

― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

stock ticker

― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

also the sonnet better fucking get posted here or else

― Mr. Que, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/384094923_b805884757.jpg

― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

keep it up guys

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so it's been this long and no one here has said big dicker or am i missing something

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

xxpost that's a sticker, btw

― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

rain slicker

― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

http://bp1.blogger.com/_UXTYEUoqWnQ/SAwSiBZ3lPI/AAAAAAAAAhw/LxyiKMCAVh8/s1600-h/mccain-grimace-crop1.jpg

comes quicker

― Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.kochenmitmusik.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/musiccatalog_a_aphex-twin-windowlicker-cd5_aphex-twin-windowlicker.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so it's been this long and no one here has said big dicker or am i missing something

you missed something, read quicker

― J0hn D., Friday, 26 September 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

nutkicker seems too obvious, but surely!

― Doctor Casino, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

debit card dongers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link

gong bongers

― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

economy has disappeared up its own ass, get the tongers

― J0hn D., Friday, 26 September 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know if I can read this any longers.

― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Friday, 26 September 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

shut up, you small cat

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

war monger

― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

fun-zipper, xxp

― gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

if you have a enough americans all typing rhymes, eventually one of them will produce the AUS/NZ thread title

― El Tomboto, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

rock hardy won, btw

― gabbneb, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

you all broke the custos meter

― bnw, Friday, 26 September 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

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