One Direction - is this a legit new threat wrt to a new boy band invasion? y/n

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I'm torn between these guys and grizzly bear as the bands with the most punchable faces.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 13 March 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link

still obsessed with the "night changes" video clip.

Tim F, Friday, 13 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

it has made me like the song

I like the song regardless but the clip pushes it to another level for me.

We should poll the competing dates.

Tim F, Friday, 13 March 2015 17:53 (nine years ago) link

Louis' date looks kinda boring TBH. He seems very pleased with himself.

Tim F, Friday, 13 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

that's the point, i would pay good money to watch louis' smug face get arrested

a friend of mine did a pretty decent analysis of this when the video came out, let me see if i can find it

that's the point, i would pay good money to watch louis' smug face get arrested

haha i actually was coming back to add this caveat.

Tim F, Friday, 13 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

also agree re zayn.

Puppy is the cutest thing in it obv but reminds me too much of my old puppy ;_;

Tim F, Friday, 13 March 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link

oh it's in the tags here: http://sashayed.tumblr.com/post/103223773440/herstrionics-night-changes-gone-wrong

I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY WATCHED IT
BUT HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET
ALL OF THIS JUST SEEMS MORE RIGHT
EXCEPT I GUESS NIALL BEING ON FIRE
THAT SUCKS
BUT LIKE
LIAM THREW UP IN MY HIDEOUS HAT SO NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT ANYMORE
LOUIS GOT BENT OVER A CAR AND HAULED OFF BY THE SCRUFF
HARRY IS WHATEVER BECAUSE I'M A FAILURESEXUAL SO THAT IS JUST GENERALLY REAL AROUSING FOR ME
AND AS FOR ZAYN
HE'S JUST COMBINED 2 OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
SIMPLE CARBOHYDRATES AND ZAYN
PLUS
HE STILL
LOOKS
GOOD
HOW

otm

Tim F, Friday, 13 March 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

can we poll their hair

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 March 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

zayn
...
.....
....
the rest

i used to be fascinated by harry's ringlets but i don't think he's washed his hair in three years

HARRY IS WHATEVER BECAUSE I'M A FAILURESEXUAL SO THAT IS JUST GENERALLY REAL AROUSING FOR ME

this is awesome

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 March 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

I can't deal with their faces. i die each time i see zayn's new haircut: http://36.media.tumblr.com/d2503bca64ec819d96e4ec5d50078d81/tumblr_nl5qbq1thw1rqv2jbo1_500.png

damn, i need a new video.

Nourry, Friday, 13 March 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link

Lol at another britfailure

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 15 March 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

internet_exploding.jpg

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

it seemed to me, you lived your life, like chin stubble in the wind

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

it's always a good idea to italicise useless Guardian comment box posts otherwise people might think it was you that wrote that

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link

zayyyyn

I'm loving Twitter today

, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

prolego, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link

The comments section is pure gold

someone set up a tumblr with those quotes

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

good luck being a "normal 22 year old", super-famous guy

Leonard Pine, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

he left the group to marry me

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link

given the pace of constant tours and albums that they've kept up the last 4 years, i can imagine being an unemployed rich guy who merely gets recognized/photographed as he goes about his business would seem pretty appealing

some dude, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

it hasn't hurt Jon Knight anyway, not when Zayn can join the reunion tour in 2031.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

this is the saddest day of my life.

Nourry, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

farewell, Directioneer with the best hair miss you boo

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link

RIP

swae lee is the sremmurd for rae dad (crüt), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

listening to "spaces" on repeat and crying :'(

prolego, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

man these articles are written to bring the crank hits.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link

and it's working! (fwiw i am not against or for this band/group/assemblage of young britishers/whatever the proper term is)

A search for the phrase “IM CRYING” yielded the most pathos-drenched view of the despair, with between four and six tweets per second, most in capital letters. Some users claimed to be crying at school, others spoke movingly of crying in cars, crying in public or crying in the bathroom.

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

would've sworn the first to leave would be harry!

lex pretend, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

still more dignified than the anguished hysteria of middle-aged men over the jeremy clarkson sacking

prolego, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9p2cTXo.png

I'm in favor of a little Soviet style touching up of their past tbh

, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Did you shop horns onto second-from-the-left too

He's got horns

Leonard Pine, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:14 (nine years ago) link

:'( bye favorite

but i am glad he is doing what he wants, i'm sure wriggling his way out of the group and their contractual obligations must have been extremely tough

dyl, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

isn't it not-so-subtly implied in the PR that he got kicked out, not left on his own

katherine, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

more like dumb direction

ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

like, this came two days after a cheating scandal, plus the cited reason is "stress" which is celebrity pr-speak for drugs, booze, etc. I'm all for taking fans seriously but at some point feet have to hit earth again

katherine, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

i dunno considering what their recording and touring schedule has been like it seems pretty plausible that he just got tired of the lifestyle and wanted out

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

good luck being a "normal 22 year old", super-famous guy

― Leonard Pine, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 6:17 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

CJ Fam knows his pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ToBXzgNjZE

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

was the 'cheating scandal' serious? i didn't pay much attention to it

dyl, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 22:55 (nine years ago) link

obviously we don't know for sure but j0rdan otm i think, their management has run them into the ground (they're literally never not on tour or recording) and to be honest i'm surprised something like this hasn't happened sooner what with the intense nature of their fanbase and the scrutiny that comes with that.

bae sremmurd (monotony), Thursday, 26 March 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link


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