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No way this is i7.

lol nope

Fucking Core M. D:

Wait, there's literally only one port? So that's power ... how do you hook up an external display?

You share.

oic

rip magsafe

Now I have to buy two for doubting

Cool. This is C (USB 3.1 Type-C).

not for me at this point (I need a bigger screen right now) but yeah retina is croosh

They're keeping all the old ones around still? Apple's getting bad at retiring old lines. You can still buy iPad 2, right?

Apple Watch keeps time.

It's all about the price points. They can't do the new one at $999 yet so they're leaving the old one.

There's not really an excuse for iPad 2 anymore tho it's true

Apple Watch keeps time.

― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, March 9, 2015 10:55 AM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Main thing I want one for tbh

I'm glad they updated the MacBook Pro. The new MacBook is cute and all but I want something with a little more oomph and that plays well with my old crap without buying a slew of dongles and bullshit.

Don't know why you need this and the Air though.

It sounds like the existing MacBook Air has better performance than the announced MacBook.

I have the first-gen 11" and it's way, way too slow

Giselle or bust.

what is this terence malick nonsense

Schill Filler

the measles detector on this apple watch is going to be useful in california

within 50ms of UTC time? not good enough!

right, i don't live in UTC

after dealing with timestamps last week I am pretty cool with switching everyone to UTC

local sidereal time for all imo

Lot of videos to distract us from the simple fact that none of the interactions on the device seem compelling, especially when you have an iPhone in your pocket!

Unix time or bust.

Lot of videos to distract us from the simple fact that none of the interactions on the device seem compelling, especially when you have an iPhone in your pocket!

Yep. :/

looks like the kind of watch every day carry dudes will love

Base model watch costs as much as the first iPod and yet comes with a rubber strap to make you feel cheap? FU Apple.

$79 for an adapter http://store.apple.com/us/product/MJ1K2AM/A/usb-c-digital-av-multiport-adapter

With built-in speaker and microphone, you can receive calls on your watch. I've been wanting to do this since I was five years old! The day is finally here!

-Time Cook

Macbooks have "Turbo Boost"? Did we timewarp back to the '90s?

Cmon, the watch tells time! I think that's actually pretty cool. I've been wanting a watch.

all intel processors have turbo boost, and yes, intel lives very much in the 90s

Lol it's an extra £2500 to go from rubber strap to leather on the gold model. Luxury market yadda yadda but I really hope they choke on this one

it keeps time within 50 milliseconds of the definitive global time standard

what does this spec even mean? is this true even if you aren't connected to the internet? who cares? it is a digital watch.

Lol it's an extra £2500 to go from rubber strap to leather on the gold model. Luxury market yadda yadda but I really hope they choke on this one

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_rdwt9UwAAFEdc.jpg

it keeps time within 50 milliseconds of the definitive global time standard

what does this spec even mean? is this true even if you aren't connected to the internet? who cares? it is a digital watch.

― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, March 9, 2015 3:29 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looooooooooooool just came here to post basically this

free radioactive cesium isotope w/ every Apple Watch Edition

Just bear in mind that the market for this is like Russian oligarchs and Chinese developers.

Yeah but there's usually some bullshit to make them feel they're getting some special rich-people-only value. Having the rubber strap version exposes the Veblen emperor's nudity.

It's like if there was a Rolls Royce identical in every way except it had steel wheels instead of alloys and was £45,000 cheaper.

This is interesting, wondering if Apple is explicitly positioning itself for an unequal world:
http://fusion.net/story/53028/does-apples-future-depend-on-income-inequality/

imo them milking the luxury market for all it is worth is admirable

Not when it means the stuff they ship for the rest of us is cheap tat

it's not, though, at least not yet :/

strongly considering one of these new 13" mbp thingers

50ms = we implemented NTP on this watch.

NTP is in OS 9, OS X and iOS and was developed in the 80s.

What's the clock drift if you don't have a network connection?

Still in disbelief that this thing is getting released

This will be added to the Sins of Time Cook