ouch
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 March 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TrHOB1m.png
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link
“Sia sings it? Which one is she again?”
― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
c'mon, i'm pretty sure there's no one named Sia
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
Nighthawks repro in the back is a key touch
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-thinking-about-just-packing-up-and-making-exac,38342/
:O
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link
;_;
― Roz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link
ikr
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 April 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt,14309/
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/belt-looks-weird-on-child,38404/
― goole, Thursday, 9 April 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-reluctantly-deletes-video-of-friend-trying-to,38407/
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/petsmart-manager-does-morning-sweep-of-enclosures,38401/
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Friday, 10 April 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link
guilty but hearty looool
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 April 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
https://41.media.tumblr.com/cd43086e5c395dc54cc373c4d72d2c3c/tumblr_nnmv40zD8E1qkt6yoo1_540.png
― mizzell, Friday, 1 May 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link
vintage god damn blessings
http://www.theonion.com/article/attempt-to-recreate-incredible-night-out-from-yout-20319
― gr8080, Thursday, 28 May 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
holy shit richard yates imho
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Thursday, 28 May 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/urban-polling-centers-recommend-voters-start-linin-50365
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/tanned-exquisitely-coiffed-bernie-sanders-tells-su-50589
― joygoat, Saturday, 6 June 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
I love this so much.
http://www.theonion.com/article/owner-tearfully-releases-american-pharoah-after-tr-50605
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/experts-say-best-option-now-keeping-nation-comfort-50617
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 03:24 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-law-determines-bullets-no-longer-responsibilit-50623
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
Relate to this so hard
http://www.theonion.com/article/man-forced-come-45-seconds-facial-expressions-whil-50650
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 12 June 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
definitely not where i saw that headline going
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 12 June 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
the URL i mean
http://www.theonion.com/article/serial-killer-admits-hes-lost-track-pattern-he-was-50705
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 04:07 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/long-john-silvers-introduces-new-golden-fried-abom-50894
― example (crüt), Thursday, 23 July 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link
lmao
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/beyond-the-brink-how-the-israeli-occupation-has-made-it-impossible-for-palestinians-to-score-drugs-3070
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
i just lol'd hard at: Dancing 7-Year-Old Looks To Expand Fan Base From Parents To Parents' Friends https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/629256884495593472
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 6 August 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link
Holy shit:
New SeaWorld Show Just Elephant Drowning IN Large Tank Of Water With No Explanation
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-seaworld-show-just-elephant-drowning-large-tan-51139
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 August 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link
That last line...
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Friday, 21 August 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/634803513139286020
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
that's a new classic
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/isis-operatives-destroy-hofner-bass-guitar-signed--51189?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
ILM will get a kick out of this.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link
Ha, just came here to post that. Brilliant, though it's hard to pinpoint just how.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-deploys-congressional-rover-search-funding-51231?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-33768?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:NA:InFocus
*laughs nervously*
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12009638_10104599970678693_4412498355279813165_n.jpg
― écorché (S-), Monday, 14 September 2015 08:37 (eight years ago) link
http://images1.browardpalmbeach.com/imager/via-twitter/u/original/6459080/marriott_911.jpg
?
― écorché (S-), Monday, 14 September 2015 08:38 (eight years ago) link
^ shit that looks like an onion article but isn't
― pplains, Monday, 14 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
these two are LOL
http://www.theonion.com/article/ethical-hunter-throws-duck-he-shot-back-sky-51355?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:1:Default
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/trees-planted-poor-neighborhood-mature-just-time-g-51281
― my cheeriness amazes me (rip van wanko), Monday, 21 September 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
― silverfish, Friday, 2 October 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-follows-white-stallion-moonlit-rose-garden-51554
― Neil S, Friday, 16 October 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link
The best thing about the "No Way To Prevent This" article is that they seem to be re-posting it nearly verbatim, with just the locations changed, when a new mass shooting happens.
http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-36131
http://www.theonion.com/article/no-way-prevent-says-only-nation-where-regularly-ha-51443
― Dan I., Monday, 2 November 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link
Published on my birthday: http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/shit-i-was-supposed-have-learned-something-having--51778
― pplains, Thursday, 5 November 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link
Onion-esque sites not run by the Onion are usually terrible, but I sometimes find The Hard Times to be pretty good:http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/19/west-oakland-punks-hold-vegan-bake-sale-end-gentrification/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2015 04:41 (eight years ago) link
"Am i missing how a bake sale help ends gentrification?"
― koogs, Saturday, 21 November 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link
The Hard Times has some great ones. A recent one I'm partial to is Punk Dad Prefers Son's Earlier Stuff.
― JRN, Saturday, 21 November 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/23/mans-tattoo-a-constant-reminder-of-time-of-time-he-stabbed-panther-in-face/
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link
i'm still non-onion onions but the hard times has definitely made me laugh
http://thehardtimes.net/2015/05/06/mid-twenties-hardcore-fan-enters-liking-hockey-phase/
― balls, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
Oh man that punk dad one - I saw the pic and thought "that's not Eugene!" as I was right near the spot where that was taken in Spokane yesterday (with my son, whose earlier, colic-influence work I definitely do not prefer):
http://i0.wp.com/thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/poppy.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/YIbnDja.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link