Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.damn, girl― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
damn, girl
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter
― DJP, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:52 (eight years ago) link
http://nonsense.x2d.org/
Sex is a storyteller without equal.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:55 (eight years ago) link
Sex is often one floor above you.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 13:01 (eight years ago) link
Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.
― Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast
― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 1 April 2016 10:15 (eight years ago) link
Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.
― ¶ (DJP), Friday, 11 November 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link
girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
<3
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
lol
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link
VG+
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 July 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link