Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

Here I go a-trolling

Girl, you must be an in-joke because your primary purpose is to consolidate in-group identification

Boy, you must be a perversity because you are an instance of being perverse.

Girl, you must be a comic because you are a comedian.

Girl, you must be an ILX thread post because you are a post on an ILX thread.

Girl, you must be a girl because you are a young or relatively young woman.

Girl, you must be the Ahnenerbe-SS because you abuse archaeology in the service of an ideology of race hate and bizarre crypto-religion of pan-germanic mysticism.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

not really as good but w/e

Stew and rum shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Wondrous awe lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

I.. yeah.

Stupidity is a storyteller without equal.

Boy, you must be really something because you are a substance which exists independently of my perception.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter

Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

Sex is a storyteller without equal.

Sex is often one floor above you.

Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.

Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.

Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.

Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast

Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.

Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.

girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017

<3

lol

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