Steven Spielberg - classic or dud

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BttF is a sneaky incest-spiced kids' movie that profanes Chuck Berry

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

Die Hard script >>>> BttF.

Actually, I just watched the latter again this past week with the kids, and for the first time it almost lost me. Just the shitty lighting, and the dumb jokes, and all the dated in a bad way stuff. In the end I and it still rallied, and the kids liked it, but no way would I ever put Zemeckis>>>Spielberg. Zemeckis is much more of a cold stylist. I never get the feeling he has much passion or reverence for the medium. Or for people.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

shitty lighting?????

philistines, all of you.

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

Backlot sitcom lighting. Everything brighter than everything else.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

BttF is bad. He made good movies when he thought he was a kid. Then he didn't.

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

^ strike that and pretend i was high. was talking about spielberg and meant WotW. exit, stage embarrassed...

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

can't think of any Spielberg movie I like more than Roger Rabbit. Jaws maybe.

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link

clearly BttF would've been better if shot in black and white with a lot of poetic wide-angle shots of empty lots

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

BttF is a sneaky incest-spiced kids' movie that profanes Chuck Berry

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, February 20, 2015 3:27 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you say that like it's a bad thing!

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link

ppl sticking w/ stuff they loved when they were 12

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

BttF is a sneaky incest-spiced kids' movie that profanes Chuck Berry

helluva first line for a positive review

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link

Chuck Berry has profaned himself enough.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link

WOTW is, aside from the Raiders series, Spielberg's absolute best action/thriller/"horror", and I'm including Jaws, which I love. None of his other movies have anywhere near the sustained tension/terror of that one. (Schindler possibly excluded.)

I will stan for pretty much any Spielberg as much as anyone, but movies like Munich are playing an entirely different game, and doing it a lot better.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

it's amazing how those two movies he released in one year

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

Jeez, I forgot he pulled a JP/Schindler with those two.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

ppl sticking w/ stuff they loved when they were 12

Says the wheeler and wuzzle fan.

Eric H., Friday, 20 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link

Zemeckis may well be a cold stylist. His best movie is the ice cold Death Becomes Her.

Eric H., Friday, 20 February 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

The quotes upthread: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

weird to say "cold stylist" when "used cars" and "back to the future" are so funny (and the style of the former is pretty loose). i think bob gale is an important factor.

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

Recently saw Roger Rabbit for the first time in ages and it was a drag.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 February 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

yr a drag

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 February 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

People Thanked Most Often In Oscar Speeches:

Steven Spielberg (thanked 42 times)
Harvey Weinstein (thanked 34 times)
James Cameron (thanked 28 times)
George Lucas (thanked 23 times)
Peter Jackson (thanked 22 times)
God (thanked 19 times)

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link

god's done some terrible things but he's no peter jackson

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

God is neither as fat nor as wrathful as Harvey Weinstein

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 February 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

xpost Seriously, I was so excited to see it again. But it was so clearly constructed around its insane practical effects that everything that wasn't animate was practically, well, inanimate.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link

I used to like Romancing the Stone, maybe I should watch that again. At the very least it's a movie where everyone is clearly having fun (or at least cocaine) and not just some exercise in tech R&D, which is what hurts a lot of his movies. And he's even worse with endings than (more recent) Spielberg.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

yeah but Kathleen Turner

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

the coke movie is The Jewel of the Nile, which also boasts a Billy Ocean theme song with the leads in white suits as the Temptations.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

shit i better watch War Of The Worlds i guess as it gets a ton of ILX luv.

piscesx, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

Keeping in mind that I have very idiosyncratic tastes in this stuff.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

WotW is great until Tim Robbins turns up.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 21 February 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

Otm

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 February 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

Thanks, Alfred, for getting When The Going Gets Tough stuck in my head.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 February 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link

Spielberg will be directing Jennifer Lawrence in an adaptation of Lynsey Addario’s widely acclaimed memoir, It’s What I Do: A Photographer’s Life of Love and War.

Addario tells the story of becoming a photojournalist after being inspired by a Sebastião Salgado exhibition, before getting her big break documenting life as a woman under the Taliban – a story that gained global significance following 9/11. She subsequently reported from Afghanistan, Iraq, Israel, Congo and Libya; she was kidnapped in the latter country by Gaddafi’s army, her driver was killed, and she was threatened with murder and rape. After her kidnap ordeal, she returned to her husband, started a family, and took a step back from the frontline.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/03/steven-spielberg-jennifer-lawrence-war-photographer-lynsey-addario-its-what-i-do

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link

they keep casting jennifer lawrence as woman at least a decade older... i guess she's box-office.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

"it's what i do" sounds like mcdonald's next advertising slogan

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

Hanks U2-spyplane thriller due by year-end

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

with Bono playing lovable sidekick.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

http://youtu.be/oW4aZCcvuqg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link

http://youtube/oW4aZCcvuqg

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

I give up. Spielberg BP advert.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ew

Steven Spielberg is set to direct Ready Player One, the highly anticipated project based on the popular sci-fi book by Ernest Cline that takes place in a virtual world. What a coup for Warner Bros, which will bring it to the screen along with Village Roadshow. This is expected to be Spielberg’s next movie after The BFG.

Ready Player One also marks the director’s return to Warner Bros after a 14-year absence. The last picture he directed there was A.I. Artificial Intelligence in 2001, which the grandmaster Stanley Kubrick had developed there. Before that, it was Empire Of The Sun (1987) and the critically acclaimed The Color Purple (1985). He also produced Gremlins and Goonies in the mid-1980s for the studio. “We are thrilled to welcome Steven back to Warner Bros,” said Greg Silverman, the studio’s President of Creative Development and Worldwide Production. “We had an historic series of collaborations in the 1980s and 1990s and have wanted to bring him back for years.”

Spielberg and his films are actually mentioned in the 2011 book. “I also absorbed the complete filmographies of each of his favorite directors, “says the main character Wade Watts at one point as he’s studying the interests of digital utopia creator James Donovan Halliday. “Cameron, Gilliam, Jackson, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And of course Kevin Smith.” There are also references to the Indiana Jones franchise, which Spielberg directed, and E.T. in the wide ranging cultural touchpoints of Ready Player One.

Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

ew? is he gonna wuin your widdle bewoved geek book?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

or is that from EW?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

you're an odd man

the ew was for the material btw

Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

sorry. that's a major ambiguity in showbiz posts.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

I have read the widdle geek book though, and it's even worse than you can imagine (well possibly not but it is really bad)

Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

ok. Jaws the novel is crap too.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

“Cameron, Gilliam, Jackson, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And of course Kevin Smith.”

...

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link


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