i'm in an airport

lol airport fap

Veg u r not in LGA are u?

nooo

Sacramento.

Got it. Nyc is running about two hours late

I actually ran into someone from town in an airport and had an impromptu fap once! We were on the same two flights and I caught up with her when we got off the first and had food and drinks. Both in San Diego for completely diff reasons

made it to LAX - flight still scheduled, seems like I might actually get to Nashville this time!

You know there's a better way of getting to Nashville, right?

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The airport PA in Chattanooga was playing what sounded like nothing but Saturday Night Live music. God help us all.

so our flights out of nashville (4pm today) had to get re-booked for earlier flight bcs of the next icestorm

today was the 3rd morning in 4 days that i was in an airport before 5am
early mornings can fuuuuuuuuck off

There's no wifi in Honolulu airport either.

I fell asleep with my shirt off on a small patch of grass between the street and the beach in Waikiki. Which seems to basically be a cross between Manly and the Gold Coast?

blatant humblebragging itt

most jealous of the falling asleep outside during day part tbh

Kona International has no walls: just intermittent hut-rooves and plenty of sun.

LAX terminal 4 is still a dump, but the food options are 100% better now (Kogi & Peets)

I'm in an airport (LAX United terminal 76), and there's a big group of college students who are way too energetic for this hour.

I always say I'm not gonna take United anymore, and the prices keep sucking me back in.

5.5 hours before I head off to bounce thru SFO to Austin. Whee.

I'm in an airport, it's 6:11 a.m., and I've just had half a Three Musketeers bar to keep me awake.

Flemish sounds hilarious

i'm in an airport. head a bit blitzed. drinking gin. lot of english business cunts around.

I'm in an airport, London City, or 'baby's first airport', 2 and a half hour delay on a one hour flight to Holland, because of a bird strike, I appreciate the candour but eeeek!

didn't know birds had a union

I'm in Vienna airport waiting to board a plane to Sarajevo.

Kona International has no walls: just intermittent hut-rooves and plenty of sun

meant to back this up:

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hahahaha i love that so much

Post-election mood at London Fisher Price is predictably positive. Rest of Newham probably less so.

Rarely happier to be leaving the country.

urrrggh at getting up at 5am on a Saturday to pick someone up at the airport

especially when they've redesigned the parking since last time you did this, so you accidentally pay an entire parking fee just getting an outside spot

hope you're picking up someone fun, at least!

I should never be in an airport before 7am

I forgot to take the liquids out of my bag during screening and no one even cared, though

^^me too

I take back all of my past experiences of Midway airport in Chicago kind of being chill, though. Apparently since Southwest has expanded operations it's busy as hell. Still a lot less of a clusterfuck than O'Hare, but crowded.

Yeah, they rarely give a shit about liquids being out anymore. I fly a lot, always leave them in my bag, get called out maybe 1 in 15?

enlisting in the conspiracy at DIA

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Plane Stupid have re-formed and chosen today to launch their first action. My encounters with their members have been detailed elsewhere.

Currently stuck at LHR terminal 3 eyeing up the free whisky samples.

In LCY feeling proper ShariVari

Just ordered a ten-quid Eggs Florentine

No sign of Plane Stupid here #boss

What the hell is an Embraer 190SR

One of the smaller, narrower planes - 2x2 per row instead of 2x3. Are you going to Switzerland?

Just touched down in Edinburgh. Going to the south of France in a few weeks (same assignment)

It took me literally 15 minutes from leaving my front door to entering the airport, all with public transport. Wonder if that's an ILX record

I've doing LCY to Edinburgh for the last few weeks. Takes me about 30 mins which is great.

Stuck in the runway for half hour though.

runway today - usually its really smooth.

Whenever this thread is updated, and I'm myself in an airport, my eternal hope is that I might be able to look across the concourse and wave

Love from Brussels

omg if I saw u in an airport I wd bolt across the concourse and eagerly embrace u

not in an airport rn

wish i was in an airport rn bcz that means i wd be flying far far away

love that feeling even though i really hate airports

Feeling rather let down by Tegel, not sure why I thought it would have been some massive, unyielding Gilliamesque place, it's kinda toy irl.