OMFG how did I completely miss all this!? I saw the (original) thread title and assumed it was a TV show so I havent looked :( I missed out!
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
Whose is the praying mantis tale?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link
nah, you're right on time. :)
xpost hmm, that's weird - other than the obvious mobile/tablet thing i haven't heard of anyone having any problems loading the video yet.
when you say they're not loading consistently, what do you mean? there's a long pause before one starts? or does it ever get completely stuck between videos?
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link
praying mantis tale is an ilxor, but i'm actually not sure who he is on ilx! credits here
he has an amazing speaking voice as well.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link
he does, and Ive no idea who that is on here either - own up man!
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link
PS happy to add an antipodean drawl to proceedings if you ever need further worx later on!
Yeah I want in on this as well, this is amazing
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link
XXP - I am the mantis :)
Irl the little feller did a very cartoony single take and flinch, it was funny and anthropomorphic, but KM's kinda sinister mantis matches my dour retelling perfectly.
Also it reminds me of the cover of Katy Lied!
― Nekomizu don't work (MaresNest), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 10:27 (nine years ago) link
do i recall him doing some acting or something? he should record audiobooks.
thanks :) am doing my first pro play this year. i want to get into some voiceover stuff eventually too. i was kind of messing with the body story, wanted to go for a kind of noir feeling.
i have started doing my own audio stuff as i really enjoy it - this is fairly rough but take a listen if you like: https://soundcloud.com/ronan-fitzgerald/fatherpatfrancis
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 11:38 (nine years ago) link
followed!
the mantis story had a great video and reminded me of when i was similarly confronted by a possum staring at me while i was lying in bed.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link
i like how they all feel fantastical, not that i don't think they are true, just that their brevity and the different accents and topics give it this cosmic feeling.
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link
i swear i will check this out on my 3-day weekend.
i wd have to send you mine on cassette. :)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 January 2015 17:15 (nine years ago) link
these sound great
― socki fan taytay (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link
also did you get my email
also will you accept untrue stories at any point in the future, I mean I have my doubts about teacup
― socki fan taytay (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link
Don't worry morbs it'll only take you 5 minutes or so, max!
wins when did you send it? I thought that I'd responded to everyone but maybe I missed it somehow!
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link
I just need to make 2 more and then I can finally do an update. Looking doubtful that it will ever work on mobile, though. (
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 February 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link
(Eyeless sad face)
new episode, Monday at noon eastern. 5 new stories (including ilxors silby and and tangenttangent and gr8080). for other ilxors whose stories i haven't gotten to yet, i'm sorry. i have a deep backlog and they're kind of taking me forever.
this update will add support for iPad and Android, but not iPhone (fuck! hopefully it's coming home. we're still working on it).
― Karl Malone, Monday, 9 February 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
yay!
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 February 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link
alright, episode 3 is up!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link
hahaha you went with my drunker take (of course)
― gr8080, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
nice! these are v cool
― pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link
i'm finally going to bite the bullet and reach out to a few of the places that helped me out with articles for conferencecall.biz to see if they're interested in writing about this. i hightly doubt it but it's worth a try i guess. i know it's not a big deal but i already went around to a crew of people when introspections.me came out and they were all like "yeah man it's really cool, ahem, er, uh i'll ask my boss if i can write about it but we're really busy this week so yeah i don't know, er", and i feel like if i bug them again for thirtysecondstories and then they don't like it, they're going to quietly filter my emails to the Spam folder.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link
This'll probably get attention, but even if it doesn't just keep doing stuff. With this kind of shit, the deeper your back catalog, the better it'll be when yr shit is actually covered
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 9 February 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link
record a bill simmons rumor into your website
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 9 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
good stuff!
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
Thanks Bill! or rather, thank all the people who contributed the cool stories.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link
who had all them tables
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link
Horse_ebooks
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
Saw an ad that reminded me of these
― Finn McCoolit (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
which ad?
I've been phenomenally lazy over the last month and haven't made any progress.
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
It was an American man talking about his shoes
― Finn McCoolit (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:24 (nine years ago) link
No wait he was talking about his hairstyle over an image of his shoes
― Finn McCoolit (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
http://i.imgur.com/bJe05yv.jpg
pert plusbuy
― who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 March 2015 17:31 (nine years ago) link
i don't think i ever heard ep 3 and just ran em by nowcome back!
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
you're way too kind forks!
i am trying to figure out wtf i am doing in life right now
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
Making more of these, naturally
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link
<3 these
― drash, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link