drake roast wld be soo uncomfortable w him trying to the extreme to be a great sport aboot it
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link
would be worth it for nicki minaj's turn
― gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link
"Selena Gomez is dating men now" (Jeff Ross) made me chuckle
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/b9giaTI.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link
Eh. Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and that SNL kid each got in a few good ones. Hannibal Buress, whose stand-up I like, could have used a few more actual jokes. As usual, the non-comedians came off as strained; Martha Stewart talking dirty is just the discount version of Bea Arthur's great appearance at the Pamela Anderson roast years ago. Will Ferrel remains the least amusing human being on the planet.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/JeremyBieber/status/652506486124449792
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
lol i came here to post that, with the reasoning that if i can't unsee it neither should anyone else
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link
idgi
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link
I can't post this on twitter so you get it: now we know why he has a tripod page
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
that is justin bieber's dad, tweeting in reference to justin bieber's penis
― lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
so bieber tweeted a dic pick? or something?
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
there is an existing, recent paparazzi shot of justin bieber's dick, yes
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
is he dead?
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
he is now
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
finally
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ4tgWQUkAAD4qU.jpg
neymarish
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link
in the creepy celebrity dad leaderboard, that's definitely up there with trump repeatedly suggesting he'd like to fuck his daughter
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
link to bieber's cock please
― dylannn, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
i'm not googling 'bieber dong' so you don't have to, chum
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
somebody used a telephoto lens to catch him on a private beach or balcony or something and people are linking it because the purpose of freedom of speech is to actively celebrate violating people's privacy as often as possible
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 9 October 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
why do you hate freedom
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
can't believe this wee guy died
RIP
― hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
RIP Justin Penis
― a (waterface), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
He just kept feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it, and feeding it.
― Spottie, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
It doesn't look like he's gonna stop!
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link
died of excess dick. & at such a young age too
― hot doug stamper (||||||||), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
I can always count on ilx to keep me informed about what's happening in the world.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
penises. penises are happening.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/justin-bieber-baptized-then-knick-tyson-chandler-tub-article-1.2468028
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
Fuck. RIP Bieb. Each time u die I live a little more inside
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
thoughts and prayers up to justin, freshly diagnosed with lyme disease - stay strong big man
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkrNKMVXHc
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 9 January 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link
RIP lil rubik's cube solver. I'll never be able to touch one again.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, May 16, 2010 4:40 AM bookmarkflaglink
why what happened
― conrad, Sunday, May 16, 2010 9:42 AM bookmarkflaglink
Fetchboy's hands fell off.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, May 16, 2010 12:38 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 July 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link
RIP. died a third time. Sad.
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 December 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:22 (one year ago) link
Truly he lived his life like an asshole in the wind.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
Farewell sweet Prince, may flights of tattooed angels song thee to thy rest.
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
I get my caskets from Transylvania
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link
NYPost: BABY, BABY, BABY, OUCH!
― frogbs, Thursday, 9 March 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link
so sorry to hear you died yet again. no matter how many times you die I'll always remember Paris
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:32 (three months ago) link
It is my understanding that Justin Bieber has died so many times that he got a "R.I.P. Justin Bieber" tattoo to commemorate his most recent death. It had to be inked on the top of his left foot, as both soles were taken.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 12 January 2024 03:38 (three months ago) link
He’s with Anne Frank now
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 12 January 2024 04:21 (three months ago) link