https://twitter.com/SocratesQuot
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link
i miss hell homer
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link
glad someone finally did this though
http://www.scribd.com/doc/233219778/Marijuana-Simpson
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link
sorta nsfw
https://twitter.com/McLeemz/status/555009366546325504
― goole, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link
tricia botwood > patricia lockwood
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 February 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link
oh my god ty
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 February 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
fuck the guy who kept posting goatse all week (katt williams ferrel?)
― flopson, Friday, 13 February 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
did anyone post the Reply All episode where Alex Blumberg gets Weird Twitter explained to him?
http://gimletmedia.com/episode/12-backend-trouble/
(starts around 13:30)
― gr8080, Saturday, 14 February 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link
this is great: https://twitter.com/GuyInYourMFA
Guy In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA · Feb 14Valentine's Day: stale, drugstore candy, latex hearts, condoms filled with lies and wasted years and half-mumbled apologies. I lit my smoke
― when is the new Jim O'Rourke album coming out (spazzmatazz), Thursday, 19 February 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/571363033005617153
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link
this guy isn't """"weird twitter"""" exactly I don't think but this is possibly my favourite tweet ever https://twitter.com/thwphipps/status/580773380560912384
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link
seems pretty weird to me
― nose, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
Feel like that's in the vein of a new twitter meme https://twitter.com/edswebpresence/status/580770985638567937
― 龜, Saturday, 28 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 28 March 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link
Yeah these are definitely bots. They're concatenating strings of Wikipedia text with some other tweet.
― fields of salmon, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link
...
― 龜, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
Or they could be bots [1] may refer to * Ajaw B'ot, king of Seibal, * Ben Bot, Dutch Minister of Foreign Affairs
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/RumpusAndBumpus/status/592240082343497728
― flappy bird, Sunday, 26 April 2015 08:56 (eight years ago) link
this is my fav tweet https://twitter.com/Titsybot/status/593794260102750208
― lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link
yes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/HottestStartups
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 06:07 (eight years ago) link
maybe only funny to, well, me
https://twitter.com/swarthyvillain/status/597540175124635648
swarthy villain is a tommie lmao
― goole, Monday, 11 May 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link
(maybe)
yes, i've found that really weird
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
whats a tommie
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
catholic school with a good football team and lots of business majors
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
a lot of the weird tweet cru seem p normal irl when they selfie
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
just regular guys having bizarre depressed thoughts they finally found a venue for
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
I'm finding twitter to be very therapeutic
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link
worried abt u
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link
ILX also very therapeautic
― 龜, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
confidentially, dude who runs the amazon reviews acct is a touchy dingus
― goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
ooh what did you do
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/balladreview/status/616305962169688065
there was a last tweet, now deleted, that said something like "it gets old hearing that same joke every day for 250 days"
― goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
pray 4 him
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
oh shit ive always wondered who @balladreview is
― gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
same
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 July 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link
http://thefederalist.com/2015/07/24/this-week-in-weird-twitter-volume-10/
http://i.imgur.com/j75vIc8.png
― goole, Friday, 24 July 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link
idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Rich-Cromwell-color-2.jpg
― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Saturday, 25 July 2015 09:51 (eight years ago) link
i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project
― dead (Lamp), Saturday, 25 July 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
can someone help me?
there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?
i cant find it
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link
i know exactly what you're talking about
― 龜, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
yeah
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link