Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

I just listened to this bangin' mullet rock from 1980 (but 70's-ish):

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At least you can say the cover is memorable, if not artistic.

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I kinda liked the first Point Blank album. Never heard the one you posted though.

If someone touches whatever's plugged into the orange cord with one hand and a metal fence with the other, he could die from electrocution....

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Mud - It's Better Than Working!

also 'Mudpack'

http://eil.com/images/main/Mud-Mudpack-532598.jpg

http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/m/mud-use_your_imagination.jpg

this one is totally going over my head. is it some kind of double entendre re: 'screwing'? and they're holding car parts? help me out, someone

Those are some big spark plugs...

Those are some exceptional outfits they have there. Digging the blend of too long and too short pants.

well done soref, that's a great run there. "It's Better Than Working!" is so chummily dickish.

Worth pointing out for the non-Brits, the guy on the far left on the last cover wrote Can't Get You Out Of My Head for Kylie.

It's better than working is right up there with there goes the neighborhood by joe Walsh as an ideal of this type of album

i hate mud so much, even looking at them is making me angry

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Slade - Slayed?

Man there were some ugly motherfuckers in bands in the 70s

Thank God for MTV.

I remember as a kid Dave Hill's hair genuinely angered me. Love Slade to death, though.

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The Guess Who: Road Food (not a live album btw)

Makes it sound like they didn't think much of the material they recorded for that one

Boy, does that make you not want to hear the music. Imagine: the sonic equivalent of stained brown paper and forgotten takeout coffee going moldy in a dingy van!

not to mention the inevitable bowel cramps in a gas station bathroom later that evenimg

Hence "One Way Road To Hell."

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I love that track, it's on https://worthopedia.s3.amazonaws.com/images/thumbnails/360/1211/10/360_e337fa510a1cd5eeb2151df676466eb3.jpg along with Kraftwerk's "Ruckzeug", a bit of comedy basically.

REO Speedwagon - Live: You Get What You Play For

This album's only two months old, but it fits in so seamlessly I had to include it anyway...

http://tommygirard.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/cover.jpg?w=423&h=423

Lifejackets - Let's Get This Out Of Our System And Move On

lol

wow that's literally telling you not to bother with it

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"...from a great height"

lol @ stevie

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Ace - Time For Another

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People! - There Are People And There Are People

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The Flying Machine - Down To Earth With The Flying Machine

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Motherlode - Tapped Out

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Apollo 100 - Master Pieces

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Greg Kihn - Next of Kihn

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Gary Farr - Addressed to the Censors of Love

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Elvin Bishop - Hog Heaven ("On the front, Elvin is feeding his hog Budweiser and on the back, there are red hearts floating into the air symbolizing the hog to be rather high.")

http://www.music-on-click.com/open2b/var/catalog/images/8115/0-38eedcfe-400.jpg

David Matthews with Whirlwind - Shoogie Wanna Boogie

and, a tribute to Asleep at the Wheel, with their smash hits:

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Wheelin' and Dealin'

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...Framed...

http://eil.com/images/main/Asleep-At-The-Wheel-The-Wheel-461323.jpg

...and The Wheel. They also had albums called both Collision Course and Comin' Right At Ya, and would in later decades release Western Standard Time, The Wheel Keeps on Rollin', Merry Texas Christmas, Y'All (and belated followup Santa Loves to Boogie), Ride With Bob, Remembers the Alamo, Willie and the Wheel (with Willie Nelson), and, I swear to God, Reinventing the Wheel.

The Christmas albums also remind me that I learned today that Donnie "Ah! Leah" Iris would, in 2010, release his first Christmas album, Ah! Leluiah!

You missed Asleep At The Wheel's live album, Served Live

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Which apparently two of my cousins (both teens at the time) attended the recording concerts for (free admission announced over the radio). I think it was there that they discovered one of the members of the band lived across the street from them.

Posted this on another thread but far too terrible not to share here as well:

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Rubettes - Wear It's 'At

(someone might have done that already, apologies if so)

Anybody here ever notice how Fall Out Boy song titles sound like candidates for this thread?

1. Sugar, We're Goin Down
2. Dance, Dance
3. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me"
4. Thnks fr th Mmrs
5. I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off
6. The Carpal Tunnel of Love
7. The Take Over, The Breaks Over
8. This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
9. I Don't Care
10. America's Suitehearts
11. Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet

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Suzi Quatro - Aggro-Phobia

This is just idiotic...

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Pilot ‎– From The Album Of The Same Name

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Paper Lace ‎– ...And Other Bits Of Material

amazing how the well never runs dry

The Christmas albums also remind me that I learned today that Donnie "Ah! Leah" Iris would, in 2010, release his first Christmas album, Ah! Leluiah!

can't believe slsk is letting me down

childish to be amused by this but

Kenny (3)
Profile: Glam-rock band from Enfield, England, mid 1970s; initially named "Chuff."

omg killer posts everybody. lollllll "Wear It's 'At"

I've never ventured past Suzi's first couple records, that cover is sadly not as off-putting as they would later get....

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Buzzy Linhart - Pussycats Can Go Far

horrifying