"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

As Trayce has pointed out numerous times, you can unfollow these people without de-friending them. You have the power!

I cant remember but I thought you had to provide a dob when you signed up in first place (to acknowledge being older than the minimum age?)

Definitely not when I joined, as for years it would ask me now and then to add my year of birth. Interested to know if they've been directly tapping up lamers among my friends for info.

is it connected to your gmail in any way? what happens if you forget or request new password?

Do you use WhatsApp? FB extracts the data from your WA contact list. And if it's not from your WA, it can even be from someone of your contacts usinbg WA, that has you as a contact in WA and has added your date of birth to their 'info about BananamanBegins'. For your contacts it's simply a reminder of what you birthday is (could be synched with the calendar), for FB it's enough for to put two and two together.

How are you supposed to feel when old friends post photos of themselves whooping it up on New Year's Eve in the city where you now live, and they know you do, but they haven't gotten in touch with you to tell you they're visiting?

forgeit it anagram, it's chinatown

Whenever I see my friends whooping it up at a party I wasn't invited to I figure it's someone else's party, and I shouldn't expect my friend to wangle an invite for me (especially if it's at someone's house). As for not getting in touch at all, maybe they have so little time where you are that they couldn't fit anything in.

Are "friends" electric?

Have they invited you to try Allo yet?

FB friend got engaged 2 years ago -- announced engagement with a video

She got pregnant at the end of last year -- announced her pregnancy with a video

Had their 20 week scan today -- announced the sex of the baby with a video

Relationship is becoming about as interesting as the NFL Draft #zzzzzzzzzzzzz

just wait for the divorce!!!

The birth announcement is going to be awkward

hahahahahahahahahahaha

i love you

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I have a real thing for checking a posts edit history

OMG how did I never know you could do this!?!?

wait you can do that?

if a post says 'edited' under the person's name, you click on it and it shows the editing history.

It's been a feature for as long as there's been an edit function!

I had never known about that. I've totally posted, for example, a red-faced political rant that I've gone back a minute later and edited into something less likely to upset my aunts and uncles or whatever. Did not realize that they have the opportunity to view that anyway. I mean, they probably don't realize it either, but this is good info to know.

its usually just fixing typos but occasionally you spot someone editing a joke to a funnier joke they thought of after they first posted

do you get any juicy redacted bigotries and what is the etiquette for using these to discredit someone in a beef?

Think you can hide post edit history but most people don't bother.

I often hide jokes in the edit history for people like me who check it

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/Facebook%20edit%20history_zpsrhzjx0us.png

https://medium.com/@arankhanna/stalking-your-friends-with-facebook-messenger-9da8820bd27d

Go ahead and see how many messages in your chats have locations attached. I’m guessing it’s a lot of them. And if this isn't already starting to get a bit weird, the first thing I noticed when I started to write my code was that the latitude and longitude coordinates of the message locations have more than 5 decimal places of precision, making it possible to pinpoint the sender’s location to less than a meter.

Status updates have locations too if you dont disable it.

Fucking feed has reset to "top stories" EVERY SINGLE DAY for about a week now and I keep having to switch it back. FUCK. ING. STOP.

there is a simple fix for this, bookmark

https://www.facebook.com/?sk=h_chr

the tree view for replies is driving me nuts, especially as it folds every single branch up and replaces it with '1 more reply to this'

https://www.mysocialbook.com/?utm_term=c8um000001zyvk&utm_campaign=6022356327513&utm_medium=6027396218113&utm_source=facebook&cd=pk

Just a bit of fun so let's be cool.

what the hell happened to animated gif support? it was there for like a month but i cant get anything to animate now.

I looked at my "other" messages section for the first time ever today...o_O

ha!

other messages are so weird

Hundreds of messages from someone I haven't seen (and thankfully am thousands of miles from) in 6 years. Also free tickets to a show last November.

ok wait - that is a lot weirder than mine which are all creepy dudes commenting on my pictures of guys in africa telling me about my unclaimed money

That actually sounds pretty weird unless you meant "or" instead of "of", but yeah, i had hoped that this person would have lost their fixation on me but apparently I have some sort of totemic significance for this person. I guess if my unresponsive continuing existence is helpful I don't mind too much.

hahahaha yes that should have been an "or"

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/talk-passive-aggressive-facebook-like/1104835/

turns out you can passive-aggressively like a facebook post

son, you got no idea of the levels of this shit

'specially for the ladies

stuff like this is part of the "fun" of facebook

fucking facebook has started being 'coy' about what it's showing me. You go to 'newsfeed' and neither 'top stories' nor 'most recent' are ticked. I still have to change it to 'most recent'.

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dayum
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/technology/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-charity.html

let's hope he doesn't continue to give a lot of money to corporate "school reform" efforts that do more damage than they fix.

http://i.imgur.com/a9amLor.jpg